* Smart 尻, お尻 is the leader of the weasels, and ranked a sergeant によって Judge Doom. He has brown 毛皮 and wears a light ピンク double breasted zoot suit コート with a ゴールド chain in the left pocket, a white dress シャツ with a reddish pink, bedjewelled tie, a light ピンク zoot hat and a darker ピンク rimband and spats on his feet. His weapon of choice is a revolver, though in the bar scene he is shown threatening Eddie Valiant with a switchblade. He commits a malapropism almost every time he speaks, such as when he says that a tip on Roger's whereabouts has been "corrugated" (corroborated) によって several sources. Smart 尻, お尻 proves to be the most disciplined of the weasels, as he has もっと見る control over his laughter and tries his best to get his cohorts to follow suit. He is third イタチ to die, but unlike the others weasels, prolonged laughter was not the cause for his demise. Smart 尻, お尻 dies when Eddie kicks him in the groin, sending him flying into the vat of dip.

* Greasy is Puerto-Rican, and has long greasy black hair and dark brown fur. He wears a green zoot suit styled trench コート and trousers hiked up all the way to his chest, a partially obscured ピンク tie and white dress shirt, as well as a tall green zoot hat and spectator shoes. His weapon of choice is a switchblade. He is mostly shown speaking English with a strong Spanish accent, but he curses in Spanish when Roger shoots into the Acme Factory via storm drain, propelling Greasy and himself up towards the ceiling, and when he springs a くま, クマ trap in the 上, ページのトップへ of Jessica Rabbit's dress. He is the fourth イタチ to die after losing control of his laughter, and drops dead out of the cab of the Dip Machine.

* Psycho is the most mentally unstable of the group of weasels. He has a shrilling laugh and high-pitched voice. Psycho wears an unbuckled "Canadian Long Jacket" straitjacket, has an unnaturally white muzzle, blue eyes with yellow and white swirls characterizing his insanity, and unkempt 毛皮 によって the hairline, giving it a spiky appearance. His weapon of choice is a barbershop straight razor. He is the last イタチ to die as a result of laughing to the point of losing his footing, and falls into the giant rotating brush of the Dip Machine. However, even in death he proves to be dangerous as his ascending spirit pulls a lever on the Dip Machine, making the dip stream change it's course and ホーム in on the tied-up Roger and Jessica.

* Wheezy is the smoking weasel. Unlike his compatriots, who all have brown fur, his 毛皮 is blue. He is dressed in a wrinkled dress shirt, black vest, greyish-white ボウラー キャップ littered with cigars and cigarettes, loose black tie, and has long, nicotine stained fingernails. His weapon of choice is a 1940's tommy gun. He was the 秒 イタチ to die after losing control of his laughter even when he tried to pull his spirit back.

* Stupid is the dumbest of the weasels. He wears a horizontally striped blue and white t-shirt, a red beanie with a propeller on top, and white テニス shoes that are constantly untied. He has a pigeon-toed stance, and his weapon of choice is a spiked bat. He is the first イタチ to die after losing control of his laughter.