101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours によって hooking a ビデオカメラ to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start...
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