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Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught あなた sleeping at your desk? Here is what あなた can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 分 power-nap as described in that time management course あなた sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the 上, ページのトップへ off the White-Out あなた probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did あなた interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 分 power-nap as described in that time management course あなた sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the 上, ページのトップへ off the White-Out あなた probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did あなた interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
