It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did あなた know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The 次 pupil was the キャンディー ショップ owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did あなた know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," 発言しました the teacher.
The 次 gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with もっと見る excitement.
The teacher took one もっと見る taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did あなた know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The 次 pupil was the キャンディー ショップ owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did あなた know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," 発言しました the teacher.
The 次 gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with もっと見る excitement.
The teacher took one もっと見る taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught あなた sleeping at your desk? Here is what あなた can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 分 power-nap as described in that time management course あなた sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the 上, ページのトップへ off the White-Out あなた probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did あなた interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 分 power-nap as described in that time management course あなた sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the 上, ページのトップへ off the White-Out あなた probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did あなた interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."