yea soo... i was like totally bored so im just gona make a parody ^_^ (BTW THERES SWEARING)

Scene 1, The arguement.

*Graystripe is playing Pokemon on X-Box*

Graystripe: Like, omistarclan my pokeman just died!

Firestar: *Earphones plugged in* Who died?

Graystripe: Ma pokeman!

Firestar: What?

Graystripe: Ma Pokemaaaaan!

Firestar: Whaaat?

Graystripe: MA F**CKING POKEMAN!

Firestar: What? Spottedleaf? ah oh well, who cares if she dies. she was never needed anywayz. all the crazy sh*t i did tonight they'll be the best link...

Spottedleaf: Excuse me?

Brokenstar: Omidarkforest that song?! I HATE hiphop(Or whatever it is)! It's f**cking bulls***it あなた should totally check out link.

Darkstripe: I know check them out so hot!

Brokenstar: *vomits* they're good singers but... *vomits*

Tigerstar: Nevermind Darkstripe he's got a bad taste of, umm, g*yness... If あなた want to see real hotness check out link

Brokenstar: *vomiting through nose now too and eyes bleeding*

Firestar: Nah... link is the cutest.

Brokenstar: *died again*

Graystripe: あなた people's have NO taste at all... If want absolute hansomeness it has got to be link

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Silverstream: How about we change the subject?!
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Scene 2: Wazuup {link reference}

*Jayfeather's phone rings Jayfeather answers*

Jayfeather: Yo

Breezepelt: Hello Jay's Wing what are あなた doing?

Jayfeather: Nuthin, sitting watching a game, smokin some bud.

Breezepelt: Are あなた all alone?

Lionblaze: WASSUUUUUP!

Jayfeather: WASSUUUUP!

Breezepelt: hehe who's that?

Jayfeather: Yo bro pick the phone. WASUUUP!

Lionblaze:*picks up another phone* WASUUUUP!

Breezepelt: WAZUUP!

Jayfeather: Yo pick up the phone!

Hollyleaf: *picks up the phone* yo

Everyone else: WAZUUUP!

Jayfeather: So what chu doin?

Breezepelt: Nuthin, chillin, killin.

Jayfeather: True, true.
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Scene 3 {Scary movie reference}

Sandstorm: I thought あなた loved me.

Firestar: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes あなた wonder new things about yourself. That's right Sandstorm, I'm gay. And in case あなた haven't noticed, so is Graystripe.

Graystripe: What? I ain't gay!

Firestar: What are あなた talking about? あなた took me to that club.

Graystripe: So? They play good music.

Firestar: What about our trip to San Francisco?

Graystripe: I wanted to go shopping.

Firestar: [on the verge of tears] But... あなた made 愛 to me... First of all, あなた sucked my...

Graystripe: Whatever!
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Yeah, i hope u liked it ;)