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    Prologue: after Jacob Black and Renesmee Culen are married, living in the cottage Esme built for Bella and Edward. Trouble strikes, the 狼男 don't approve the happy couple living together, Sam isn't happy about Jakes fulfillment with the pack he feels that he is spending too much time with Renesmee and not with the pack, protecting the Quileute people.
*From Renesmee's view

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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).


This is a little graphic for those of あなた who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)



1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no ヴァンパイア and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when...

Chapter 2

“Hey Dad, I'm going to the Blacks to see Jacob after school, do あなた think あなた can organize your own dinner?" I asked during my rush down the stairs. I was running late for school for the third 日 in this week.
I hope that Charlie understands that when I 発言しました organize, I mean order ピザ または anything that on a piece of paper stuck on our fridge. I want to come ホーム to a house, not a pile ash.
"Ok Bells, one cheese ピザ should be easy" he snickered. Charlie had been 与えられた days off from work lately for his back. He fell in a puddle while taking out the trash, I learnt that 日 my...