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Official Breaking Dawn Synopsis Revealed

posted by fatoshleo

Good news for all of あなた Twilight fans. While at the American Film Market (AFM), Steve snagged a 写真 of an updated synopsis for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Parts 1 and 2, the final chapter of Stephenie Meyer’s insanely 人気 vampire saga. The news is unlikely to cause a stir in the devout faithful who have probably read Breaking Dawn multiple times によって now. Those who are strictly invested in the cinematic adaptations, however, are likely to enjoy sinking their teeth into what we have to offer. Just beware of heavy spoilers, as the synopsis essentially reveals the entire plot....

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The Other Cullen. Chapter 1

posted by DanixxDumb

The Other Cullen. Chapter 1

  Edward Cullen, my husband, didn't even tell me.
  Carlisle had breeded another stranger into the vampiric world. Yet, whenever I tríed to scam either of my sisters ans brothers, they would have a pained look in her their Golden eyes.

  "Rosalie, please." I begged as I stroked my daughter's, Renesmee, hair. Rosalie was throwing together an outfit for Renesmee. She turned towards me and gave me an irritated look. "Honestly, Bella... I don't want to talk about it. Neither do Emmett, Edward, Alice, Jasped, Carlisle, and Esme." She dropped Renesmee's clothing...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Bella's POV

Am I in heaven? I remember closing my eyes and thinking good-bye to my beloved Edward. No I can't be dead! I just found out I could live forever. Can't I heal? I am a werewolf. Aren't I? I'm sorry Edward. Really sorry.

I started hearing voices and I could feel wind threw my hair. "Bella can あなた please wake up it's Carlisle. あなた aren't dead. But if あなた don't wake up soon あなた will be. Come on Bella wake up. For Edward." Edward. Edward. "Edward." I whispered. "Bella!" Esme exclaimed happily.

I tried moving but it was no use. My BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- must be broken. There was a sharp pain in my thigh....

Any one up for some Tanya & Rosalie 愛

posted by CoolMandyz43

こんにちは everyone and anyone! I'm a new writer at Fanfiction.net and have tried my hand at 書く some Rated M (Mature) material of a odd I guess あなた could say couple. I've been 書く short drabbles of their 愛 together. If あなた not into that stuff あなた don't have to read it. Just putting this out there for the curious people. The link is below and I do accept reviews from people not from the website. So あなた can still review my chapters anonymously. Hope あなた do like it!

Tanya & Rosalie

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Dance academy 3

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
Weeks passed. My friendship grew stronger with Edward and nothing could come between us. But sometimes I feel like I want to ask him out によって now because so far; nothing really has happened. And it's true. But sometimes, there were these arkward moments leading up to, (where I would've thought); he would ask me out. Every time that happened... dissapointment. I am a big chicken, I can't even ask him out! Why must it be this hard. In my ファンタジー it's easy, but that is why they call it fantasy!
Today it was free period, so it meant all the dancers could go in the freestyling room to just...

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Director Revealed New Twilight Breaking Dawn Movie Info

posted by Hellohoudini

Director revealed new Twilight Breaking Dawn movie Info. “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” movie director Bill Condon recently 投稿されました a new update about the movie on the official “Twilight” フェイスブック Page. He revealed that they’re in the thick of pre-production,and more.

He stated, “Has it really been five months and a 日 since my last dispatch? In my defense, they’ve been five months spent immersed in the world of TWILIGHT,something I’m sure あなた can all appreciate. We’re in the thick of pre-production now, juggling everything from casting to storyboarding to location scouting, getting it all ready to go, but I do want to take a moment to announce to あなた exclusively a few of the amazing production team members who are hard at work alongside me, bringing these 映画 to life. I hope you’ll be as excited about them as I am:

A YouTube Script(episode one;season two)The Beginning happened too fast

posted by moolah

Brittney Spears enters as new character,Lucy Mane Cullen;Emmett's new wife!!

In the beginning of every great story または companion to another story is the great writer who thought of it. Even though I am a fanfictionist I am dearly engrossed in my 愛 of the Twilight Series and Saga. All the fans-big または small-of a YouTube Script are great supporters! Hope あなた find Season Two good, better, または the BEST!! And Enjoy…If あなた are wondering I will introduce あなた to our NEW characters…and our old ones...that made the series possible…look for もっと見る fun from me. Thanks for 読書 and remember…Keep your フレンズ close and your exes closer….HAHAHA!!!!!

Characters:
Alice Cullen-Ashley...

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This made me think of the 愛 triengle between Edward, Jacib and Bella:

posted by green6244

(Girl)Do あなた think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do あなた want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls あなた cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with あなた forever, I NEED to be with あなた forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if あなた walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)- Plzzzz stay with me...
(Girl whisperz)- I will...
Tonight at midnight your true 愛 will realize they 愛 you. Something good will happen to あなた between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere..Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If あなた dont post this on to 5 other games あなた will have relationship problems for the 次 10 years

Lee Pace: Robert Pattinson's 'Breaking Dawn' BFF?

posted by mitchie19

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Pushing Daisies alum Lee Pace may be the 次 actor to 登録する the cast of Breaking Dawn!

The 31-year-old actor is “the 上, ページのトップへ person to play Garrett” in the film, a 情報源 tells E! News.

Garrett is one of Edward Cullen’s フレンズ - he’s a down-to-earth, rugged and nomadic vampire who has long sandy hair that he ties back in a ponytail.

So, Twilight fans, what do あなた think?
Do あなた think he's the one?

Who else do あなた expect?
Share them all below.

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A YouTube Script(episode eighteen)1 Week Later

posted by moolah

*Comment/Review and recieve a prop!Thanks...enjoy!*

A YouTube Script:
*episode eighteen*
*1 Week Later*
*Bella’s P.O.V*
Bella: *lying on the couch, sick*
Edward: *stroking her hair* Are あなた sure あなた don’t want anything? *worried*
Bella: *hoarse* I’m sure…but please leave me alone…I don’t want あなた to see me like this.
Edward: Fine, but I’m having Carlisle check あなた out.
Bella: No! I’m f- *pukes on Edward’s couch*
Edward: Oh, Bella! *runs over to her and picks her up*
Bella: *starts crying; leans head on his shoulder*
Edward: *swaying with her in his arms*
Bella: *still crying…throws...

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A YouTube Script(episode fourteen)Plans

posted by moolah

A YouTube Script:
*episode fourteen*
*Plans*
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *walking into the Cullen house; her eyes are Cullen color again*
*from other room*
Emmett: *screaming* あなた IDIOT!
Jasper: I’m the idiot? *screams* あなた ARE!
Edward: Guys, chill.
Jasper: *screaming* TELL EMMETT TO CHILL!
Bella: Guys.
Rosalie: *runs in there and pushes Bella out of the way* Bella…you don’t want to die do you?
Bella: Sure-what’s up?
Rosalie: Let’s get pregnant.
*Emmett, Jasper, and Edward turn their heads toward Rose and Bell*
Emmett: Rosalie.
Edward:...

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The Memoir of a Wolf's Daughter Chap 9

posted by NeeNee14

I heard the jingling of the bell.
"I'll be just a minute." I yelled through the doorway. I worked at the tourist ショップ since school let put, I've been working here. I walked out into the hot room and looked at a man who was wearing a baseball cap.
"How can I help you?" I asked him with a smile on my face. He walked up to the 机, デスク and took off his hat.
"Hello Tala." He 発言しました and smiled at me.
"Jason." I shuddered."What are あなた doing here?" I asked.
"Well,I'm here on vacation and wanted a learn how to surf, Is there any way あなた can arrange that?"He asked and leaned over the counter. I shook my head...

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Renesmee's life with Jacob chapter 1

posted by jabco17

Renesmme's pov
a 年 after the big fight with the Volturi. My life has being really great live with my family and seeing Jake when every i can または when ever my father would let us. i just don't understand why my father hates Jake so much? I hope i will fine out soon why. i was in my room and i was think what would high school would be like my first year. my mother told me about her first 年 when she meet my father. my mother always told me stories about her and my father and how they meet and how my father could live with out her. She told that Jake was her very best besides Jessica and Angela....

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Renn and Micah's Life Chapter 9. (A continuation of Renn and Jake's Life)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I walk up the steps to the front gate to the "White House" of Volterra. I look at my watch and see that it is five.

"I see あなた made it on time." I turn around and see Will, with a smirk in his eyes.

"Just take me already so Jake, and Micah can go." I walk towards him and he latches his right hand around my left arm.

"Aro is going to want to lay it all down before anyone is set free." His grip tightens, and I cringe in pain.

We walk through the front door and take the service elevator down to the main hall.

"Ah," Aro greets us as we walk in. "you have arived at last." Will let's go of my arm and...

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When they all come back Chap 12

posted by NeeNee14

We didn't stay at the party long..It was boring, besides I wanted to go ホーム to see Kammie.I missed my little girl. I told everyone I was leaving, Edward stayed, he was hanging out with some old フレンズ of his.

I walked into the house. Kammie ran towards me, she was in her night gown.
"Mommy!!!"She yelled and jumped into my arms. I hugged her to my chest.
"Hi baby, why are あなた still up?" I asked her and walked toward the stairs.
"Nana 発言しました I could stay up until あなた and daddy came back." She 発言しました and smiled at me. We walked into her room and I put in the bed.
"Now, will あなた go to sleep since I'm...

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taking chances chapter 16

posted by karpach_13

nessie's magical neckalce

Chapter 16
“sky…sky is weird and I don’t like weird” Tyson told me. I looked at Ivan he put his hand on my shoulder and I put my hand on his.
“I’ll be right back” I told Ivan.
“okay” he answered me.. I got up from the chair and went to Sky.
“sky come here I need to talk to you” I told her. She looked at me with watery eyes she got up and went with me. We went in the house to talk.
“sky I don’t want to do this but I hate seeing people sad so I’ll try to make あなた happy” I told her. My mother was always helping people and she wants me to help Sky, even though I don’t...

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Winner OF Contest To Win Bella's Ring Announced!

posted by vampireempire

Vampire Empire Announces Winner of Contest To Win Bella's Engagement Ring

Vampire-empire.com announced the winner of the fashion reproduction of the engagement ring Edward Cullen gave to Bella 白鳥, スワン in Stephanie Meyers Twilight Series.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Jul 16, 2010 – 人気 vampire enthusiasts and fine art site, Vampire Empire, announced a winner for it's Bella Swan's Engagement ring contest. The contest offered Twilight ファン a chance to win an official fashion reproduction of the ring Edward Cullen gives to Bella when her proposes to her.

The contest started on June 26, 2010 and ran...

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My Thoughts on The Twilight Saga

posted by mitchie19

The time I got obsessed with Twilight cuz it started the time I watched the movie, almost January 2009.
I got bored so I decided to watch and searched for DVD's in the shelves.
I saw Twilight and I don't have any idea what Twilight was. Actually its my dad who picked the Twilight DVD that 日 when my mom and dad went out to buy something. So I watched it.
Oh my gosh! Edward is so handsome and omg....I don't know anymore.
I was like "Gwapo!!" meaning handsome または "pogi" in Filipino language.
Then I really got "kilig to the bones" kilig means あなた giggle and giggle like you're not yourself; I got really...

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Why I 愛 Twilight....

posted by missing_99

I know lots of girls 愛 Twilight for many reasons.But I don't 愛 it because "Edward is hot!" または "Jacob is hot!".I have very different reasons for liking it so much.And I would like to share them with you:)

#1.)They're not traditional vampires.I 愛 how Stephenie made them so unique.Instead of burning in the sun, they sparkle.And these can actually go out in the daylight.Rainy days, of course.The sparkling to me, shows the beauty of them.I'm glad they don't have to hide in the darkness.

#2.)The characters.It's based at a normal High School in a normal place.Just wetter.And あなた have these...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWENTY - ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[TWENTY-ONE]
(THIS IS TABRA's POINT OF VIEW!!)
    "Hi there," I said, nodded, and they ignored me, walking straight past me, and into the kitchen.
    "DID あなた DO THIS!?" One yelled, and I knew that I was free and that that statement wasn't meant for me to answer. So, I made my way to the staircase and ran up the stairs to draw the 次 rooms on that level.
____________________________
(THIS IS IN CYD's POINT OF VIEW!!)
    "Good fighting." I commented, and...