Twilight Funnies

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 2 - OPEN BOOK


For the rest of the lunch 時 I very carefully kept my eyes at my own table. I decided to honor the bargain I'd made with myself. Since he didn't look angry, I would go to Biology. My stomach did fightened little flips at the thought of sitting 次 to him again.
I didn't really want to walk to class with Mike as usual - he seemed to be a 人気 target for the snowball snipers - but when we went to the door, everyone besides me groaned in unison. It was raining, washing all traces of the snow away in clear, icy ribbons down the side of...

okay, i 発言しました that this bit is long but i've decided to スプリット, 分割 it up. I'll put this one on and some もっと見る tomorrow.
this bit doesnt have a break so im just going to randomly stop. hope あなた enjoy it.
p.s this story isnt mine all credit goes to steph meyer



The crowds built very quickly but no one ventured down the alleyway I had chosen. It was right 次 to the clock tower and very dark.
The sun rose slowly and I just sat completely still watching it creep down the clock tower.
I spent my remaining time with Bella. The reason of my existence, cruelly taken before her time.
I chose the least painful...

I found this hilarious 一覧 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate あなた and I don't 愛 あなた any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could あなた cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 愛 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) あなた know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I'm gonna do this one like I did the other, in two parts: non-quotes and book quotes. Since this one is for New Moon, the 一覧 may be a little longer (there are もっと見る sad 名言・格言 than I know what to do with). But of course there will be some happy ones too (when Edward comes back). So here we go!

Part 1
1. 愛 is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be ロスト in it, and among all, never... never forget it. (Bella will always think of the time with Edward as the greatest)

2. Don't let someone become your...