Introduction
What if I told あなた I was a vampire and not the good kind, would あなた believe me? Of course not. あなた live in a world where ヴァンパイア don’t exists. But for some reason, I exist. あなた must not let your フレンズ nor your family see this book, it holds all my life secrets. Once あなた turn this page, and unravel my darkest moments, there’s no turning back. Be warned this story isn’t for the faint hearted.
What I tell あなた is the truth, nothing but the truth, but I don’t expect あなた to believe me, no one ever did. We are brought up in a world where ヴァンパイア aren’t supposed to be real, but あなた my friend will understand that they do exist.
Now before あなた turn this page and enter the most darkest world, I must ask あなた again to keep this book a secret, if あなた don’t, well, lets just say ‘you’ll be begging for my forgiveness.’
あなた may now enter. If あなた dare.
What if I told あなた I was a vampire and not the good kind, would あなた believe me? Of course not. あなた live in a world where ヴァンパイア don’t exists. But for some reason, I exist. あなた must not let your フレンズ nor your family see this book, it holds all my life secrets. Once あなた turn this page, and unravel my darkest moments, there’s no turning back. Be warned this story isn’t for the faint hearted.
What I tell あなた is the truth, nothing but the truth, but I don’t expect あなた to believe me, no one ever did. We are brought up in a world where ヴァンパイア aren’t supposed to be real, but あなた my friend will understand that they do exist.
Now before あなた turn this page and enter the most darkest world, I must ask あなた again to keep this book a secret, if あなた don’t, well, lets just say ‘you’ll be begging for my forgiveness.’
あなた may now enter. If あなた dare.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have もっと見る fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? 愛 thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the 机, デスク in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy または McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".