Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are あなた talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are あなた so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? あなた keep me here and あなた won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad あなた are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... あなた want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome エモ buddies. If your エモ come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an 時 または else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank あなた my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did あなた just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: あなた mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If あなた become a vampire あなた will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never 発言しました that!
Me :: But あなた implied it...
Heidi :: Do あなた know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. あなた just told everybody あなた didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet あなた $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet あなた $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the 次 時 then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get あなた to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did あなた invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their Eメール adresses. Do あなた want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An 時 later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: こんにちは guys. What's up? 愛 your new scars! Do I know you?
エモ Kid :: Oh that's my new エモ friend.
エモ Friend :: Hi! I just started being エモ yesterday!
エモ Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
エモ Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
エモ Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at エモ Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push あなた all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want あなた guys to die. I'm a メリダとおそろしの森 girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are あなた talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are あなた so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? あなた keep me here and あなた won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad あなた are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... あなた want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome エモ buddies. If your エモ come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an 時 または else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank あなた my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did あなた just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: あなた mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If あなた become a vampire あなた will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never 発言しました that!
Me :: But あなた implied it...
Heidi :: Do あなた know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. あなた just told everybody あなた didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet あなた $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet あなた $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the 次 時 then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get あなた to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did あなた invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their Eメール adresses. Do あなた want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An 時 later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: こんにちは guys. What's up? 愛 your new scars! Do I know you?
エモ Kid :: Oh that's my new エモ friend.
エモ Friend :: Hi! I just started being エモ yesterday!
エモ Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
エモ Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
エモ Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at エモ Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push あなた all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want あなた guys to die. I'm a メリダとおそろしの森 girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Jacob Black is Bella's best friend. He is a Quileute Native American and a werewolf, later revealed to be a shape-shifter as he doesn't transform on the full moon. In Twilight, Jacob plays a minor role, being a forgotten childhood friend of Bella's. In an attempt to learn もっと見る about Cullens, Bella flirts with Jacob, and he tells her tribe legends about them being "the cold ones", または vampires. After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, Bella spends much of her time with Jacob, trying to heal her broken ハート, 心 and 移動する on. Though at first only a friend, Jacob later falls in 愛 with Bella. Although he spends most of his time in Eclipse trying to win Bella, in Breaking Dawn he imprints —an involuntary process in which a werewolf finds their soul mate— on Bella and Edward's daughter, Renesmee.
