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posted by lollipopszx3
Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are あなた talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are あなた so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? あなた keep me here and あなた won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad あなた are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... あなた want something to eat?

Volturi :: *nods*

Me :: Fine. Hold on.

From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome エモ buddies. If your エモ come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an 時 または else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank あなた my emos.

SEND

Heidi :: What did あなた just do?

Me :: Getting some food.

Caius :: あなた mean people right?

Me :: Yup.

Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!

Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.

Alec :: If あなた become a vampire あなた will.

Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!

Alec :: I never 発言しました that!

Me :: But あなた implied it...

Heidi :: Do あなた know what implied means?

Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.

Heidi :: Not anymore. あなた just told everybody あなた didn't know what it means.

Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.

Heidi :: I bet あなた $100 they didn't.

Me :: I bet あなた $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.

Heidi :: Good luck finding that.

Me :: .... I hate you.

Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?

Me :: In an hour.

Jane :: It's your story right?

Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.

Jane :: Well skip it to the 次 時 then!

Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get あなた to stop complaining.

Bella :: WAIT!

Me :: *turns head towards her*

Bella :: Did あなた invite any mountain lions?

Me :: Sorry... I don't know their Eメール adresses. Do あなた want an emo?

Bella :: *shakes head*

Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?

Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.

*An 時 later*

Me :: Time travel is so cool!!

*ding-dong*

Me :: My emos are here!

Jane :: And also my food.

Me :: こんにちは guys. What's up? 愛 your new scars! Do I know you?

エモ Kid :: Oh that's my new エモ friend.

エモ Friend :: Hi! I just started being エモ yesterday!

エモ Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.

エモ Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...

Me :: Your gonna get eaten...

エモ Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*

Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*

Jane :: I want that one! *points at エモ Kid* He smells good.

Me :: How about I push あなた all in and close the door?

*silence*

Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?

*silence*

Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA

Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!

O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O

I didn't add anyone because I didn't want あなた guys to die. I'm a メリダとおそろしの森 girl.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
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*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 2 - OPEN BOOK


For the rest of the lunch 時 I very carefully kept my eyes at my own table. I decided to honor the bargain I'd made with myself. Since he didn't look angry, I would go to Biology. My stomach did fightened little flips at the thought of sitting 次 to him again.
I didn't really want to walk to class with Mike as usual - he seemed to be a 人気 target for the snowball snipers - but when we went to the door, everyone besides me groaned in unison. It was raining, washing all traces of the snow away in clear, icy ribbons down the side of...
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okay, i 発言しました that this bit is long but i've decided to スプリット, 分割 it up. I'll put this one on and some もっと見る tomorrow.
this bit doesnt have a break so im just going to randomly stop. hope あなた enjoy it.
p.s this story isnt mine all credit goes to steph meyer



The crowds built very quickly but no one ventured down the alleyway I had chosen. It was right 次 to the clock tower and very dark.
The sun rose slowly and I just sat completely still watching it creep down the clock tower.
I spent my remaining time with Bella. The reason of my existence, cruelly taken before her time.
I chose the least painful...
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posted by chocolate-bear
I found this hilarious 一覧 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate あなた and I don't 愛 あなた any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could あなた cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 愛 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) あなた know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...
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Heyyyyy... It's been forever since I've 投稿されました something here, and for a special treat, I know how many people's お気に入り chapter of Eclipse is Chapter 19: Compromise. So I decided to write this is Edward's POV. I am already up to here, in Evening Star, which is the, story, Eclipse in Edward's POV. Check out my profile, and go to my spot here in ファンポップ to see the rest of the chapters. :) Enjoy ^_^

I waited impatiently in the passenger シート, 座席 of Bella’s truck the following night. I couldn’t go to the door, as Charlie thought everyone in my family other than Alice was away on our hiking trip....
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posted by brooki
I'm gonna do this one like I did the other, in two parts: non-quotes and book quotes. Since this one is for New Moon, the 一覧 may be a little longer (there are もっと見る sad 名言・格言 than I know what to do with). But of course there will be some happy ones too (when Edward comes back). So here we go!

Part 1
1. 愛 is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be ロスト in it, and among all, never... never forget it. (Bella will always think of the time with Edward as the greatest)

2. Don't let someone become your...
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