this was a moment of 読書 ランダム ways to freak people out.
1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh あなた do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if あなた sit at a 机, デスク on your own turn to the empty 机, デスク and cry "oh Edward my 愛 how i wish あなた were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if あなた are sitting 次 to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a ゴールド band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a 机, デスク at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself 日 stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for あなた humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and あなた sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know もっと見る in this particular subject than あなた do ugh the horror i hate あなた all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits 次 to あなた 移動する your chair as far away as the 机, デスク will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call あなた in class answer and say "why did あなた do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she ワカサギ, 錬金術 to あなた but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat または drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school 日 sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy ゴールド & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the 次 日 change 日 alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't あなた know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school 本 and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your フレンズ from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting あなた and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point あなた start to snarl very loudly shove away from your 机, デスク and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your シャツ mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any もっと見る grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with トマト sauce on your face whenever someone asks say あなた had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks あなた a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around あなた looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry 質問 that the teacher asks あなた in a very bored voice like あなた have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of トマト juce into class and sit on your 机, デスク (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.
1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh あなた do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if あなた sit at a 机, デスク on your own turn to the empty 机, デスク and cry "oh Edward my 愛 how i wish あなた were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if あなた are sitting 次 to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a ゴールド band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a 机, デスク at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself 日 stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for あなた humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and あなた sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know もっと見る in this particular subject than あなた do ugh the horror i hate あなた all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits 次 to あなた 移動する your chair as far away as the 机, デスク will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call あなた in class answer and say "why did あなた do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she ワカサギ, 錬金術 to あなた but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat または drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school 日 sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy ゴールド & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the 次 日 change 日 alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't あなた know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school 本 and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your フレンズ from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting あなた and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point あなた start to snarl very loudly shove away from your 机, デスク and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your シャツ mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any もっと見る grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with トマト sauce on your face whenever someone asks say あなた had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks あなた a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around あなた looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry 質問 that the teacher asks あなた in a very bored voice like あなた have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of トマト juce into class and sit on your 机, デスク (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.
