"EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!", I said. "First, DON'T CALL ME EDDIE! EVER! 秒 what do あなた want?", he asked. "I figured out another way to annoy Alice.", I said. "OH. HELL TO THE HELL NO!!!", he screamed."Oh, well I guess Jasper was right. Shame shame.",I started. "What did Jasper."
"Oh nothing really. Just that あなた were I mean ARE terrified of a little, tinky, tiny, istsy bitsy pettite...shall I go on?",I interupted. "NO. And I am not afriad of little old..", he started to say."Me?", Alice finished. "No. We were just talking about ...", he 発言しました unable to finish. "How horrified of オオカミ he is.", I finished. "OKAY EVERYONE PLEASE JUST STOP FINISHING MY SENTENCES!!", he roared. "I am not scared of teenage wolves!", he tried feebly to object. poor guy. "See Alice. I mean the guy can't even convince us that he ain't scared of 'em.", I said. I gotta admitt it's so fun getting on his nerves. Probably because it's so Damn easy. "Pathetic.", she agreed and left." Emmett give me one good reason not to turn あなた in to Alice", he challenged. I knew you'd say that . I thought. "Because あなた already promised that あなた were going to help, and before あなた go interupting, which I might add is very rude,(growl) あなた turn me in and I'll say あなた thought it up.", I attempted at blackmail. "Fine.", he 発言しました through his teeth. " Okay so I noticed how much she hates イヌ so I thought I'd give her one as a gift."
" I like it, but where are あなた going to get a dog?", He asked. I walked over to his window and shoved my head out. I whisled."let's go down stairs for a minute.", I persuaded. He nodded and followed. Alice went out on her daily shopping trip. That's just good luck. I opened the door and let Quil into our home. "Hey Quil! Whatcha doin' here? I thought あなた hated it here?", Jacob asked nearly as astonished as the rest of the familiy. " Umm... Welcome Quil.", Carlisle 発言しました confused but always friendly.
"Hello. Oh Jake I'm here because I'm being paid.", he said. " WHAT! How much?", Jake asked. "He's being paid $2000 to be our new pet dog.", I 発言しました excitedly. "He's Alice's new 'puppy'."
"Hey now. I ain't nobody's 'puppy'",he spat the word with disgust.
" こんにちは Alice is coming! Remember our agreement, and go phase. But come in through the doggy door.", I called after him."Yeah, Yeah.", he mumbled.

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"ahhhhh. Nothing is もっと見る relaxing than a shopping trip.", 発言しました Alice as she walked in the door. When she got up to her room she screamed bloody murder! Plans working I thought. "Who did this!!!???",she screamed. "Why is there a MUTT IN MY ROOM!!!"
" Oh Alice. Don't あなた like your new puppy?Edward bought him for you.",I 発言しました with Jacob. Little did Edward know Jacob was in on the master plan. "EDWARD!!!!!!", she roared, if pixies can roar."What? No .Alice. It's not what あなた think.......NO NOT THE FACE!!", the pretty boy hollered. "Emmett. What's going on here?", asked Bella. She got back from yet another weekend trip to Charlie's. "Oh well he paid Quil to pee on all of Alice's stuff and he blamed Edward." 発言しました Jasper. "Oh, Okay then."she said. "Do あなた want me to get the ポップコーン Emmett?"
"No bring the wine. It's goiing to be a long night", I said. Just then Alice whacked Eddie. Again, luxury.