-Jasper-
Rosalie had been especially difficult to be around for the past few weeks.
When Edward decided to play "Let's make Rosalie really, really, mad, and see if she tries to kill us!", in particular. It was scary enough to make mortals cower in terror.
Edward was stressing over the most 最近 developement; namely, his daughter becoming pregnant with a human/vampire/werewolf hybrid.
Carlisle 発言しました it would be fine, no reason to worry, *normally indescernable medical terms* and about three months left.
Typical 日 at the Cullen residence. あなた know, half vamps and 狼男 reproducing. But whatever.
Everyone in the family, the exceptions being Bella and Edward, was on "Team save the vampire/werewolf/human."
Team save the vampire/werewolf/human:
Rosalie, because of the whole "I want my niece to have the opportunity to have her own family and I'll stand によって her decision and if you're against her, you're against me, and that's something あなた really, really don't want."
Emmett, because "My niece has her own life plus I wanna know what a mega-hybrid looks like."
Alice, because "I get to do shopping, Carlisle says it'll all be fine, nothing to worry about, I want to dress my grand nephew/niece!"
Esme, "I know what it's like to want a child. I won't begrudge あなた this, I want あなた to have everything I never did."
Team This-Might-Not-Be-Such-A-Good-Idea:
Bella, because "I know what happened to me, and I don't want the same for you. あなた have a life with Jacob, and the best of both worlds."
Edward, "I saw what happened to your mother, I don't want the same thing to happen to you."
Overprotective Dad Award goes to:
Surprise, surprise, Edward Cullen.
Carlisle and I were on Team Neutral. Meaning we'd go with whatever Renesmee wanted.
Being a vampire. You'd think it doesn't get any もっと見る complicated than that. But nooo, the Universe is intent on proving peole wrong, isn't it?
Rosalie had been especially difficult to be around for the past few weeks.
When Edward decided to play "Let's make Rosalie really, really, mad, and see if she tries to kill us!", in particular. It was scary enough to make mortals cower in terror.
Edward was stressing over the most 最近 developement; namely, his daughter becoming pregnant with a human/vampire/werewolf hybrid.
Carlisle 発言しました it would be fine, no reason to worry, *normally indescernable medical terms* and about three months left.
Typical 日 at the Cullen residence. あなた know, half vamps and 狼男 reproducing. But whatever.
Everyone in the family, the exceptions being Bella and Edward, was on "Team save the vampire/werewolf/human."
Team save the vampire/werewolf/human:
Rosalie, because of the whole "I want my niece to have the opportunity to have her own family and I'll stand によって her decision and if you're against her, you're against me, and that's something あなた really, really don't want."
Emmett, because "My niece has her own life plus I wanna know what a mega-hybrid looks like."
Alice, because "I get to do shopping, Carlisle says it'll all be fine, nothing to worry about, I want to dress my grand nephew/niece!"
Esme, "I know what it's like to want a child. I won't begrudge あなた this, I want あなた to have everything I never did."
Team This-Might-Not-Be-Such-A-Good-Idea:
Bella, because "I know what happened to me, and I don't want the same for you. あなた have a life with Jacob, and the best of both worlds."
Edward, "I saw what happened to your mother, I don't want the same thing to happen to you."
Overprotective Dad Award goes to:
Surprise, surprise, Edward Cullen.
Carlisle and I were on Team Neutral. Meaning we'd go with whatever Renesmee wanted.
Being a vampire. You'd think it doesn't get any もっと見る complicated than that. But nooo, the Universe is intent on proving peole wrong, isn't it?
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a 宇宙 heater.
8. Tell him that イヌ make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim あなた have imprinted. Say あなた 愛 him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a 宇宙 heater.
8. Tell him that イヌ make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim あなた have imprinted. Say あなた 愛 him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.