-Emmett-
If there was one thing I could wish entirely off the face of the earth, it would be ribbons.
I tell you, I dunno how Alice fit so many of the goddamn things into one single freaking wedding. Another mystery of life: Alice.
Hearing this, Edward began laughing so hard I was sure he'd bust a rib または something, if it were possible.
Rosalie was never exactly Jake's biggest fan, but since the happy couple got engaged, she mainly just pointedly ignores him. I dunno why, but somehow, I get the impression that all girls are like sisters who get all weird whenever one of their number gets married.
Like, for instance, ignoring someone they are usually prepared to strangle.
Girls are so different from guys, I think we should be declared a seperate species.
But back to how much I wish I'd held Alice down until the wedding was over. That way, she wouldn't have been able to be herself, and によって that, I mean, *cough, cough* overdecorate.
Another thing I resented about the concept of Alice planning weddings, the ridiculous waste of time involved with outfittings. Ugh.
So, when the afore metioned happy couple drove off, and we were done cleaning up the center of all that is feminine, (ie. My own personal hell) I can't tell あなた just how fun it was remembering seeing Rosalie literally shove a piece of cake in Jake's face when no-one else was looking, and say, "welcome to the family."
That just about had me laughing like a grizzly having a seizure.
If there was one thing I could wish entirely off the face of the earth, it would be ribbons.
I tell you, I dunno how Alice fit so many of the goddamn things into one single freaking wedding. Another mystery of life: Alice.
Hearing this, Edward began laughing so hard I was sure he'd bust a rib または something, if it were possible.
Rosalie was never exactly Jake's biggest fan, but since the happy couple got engaged, she mainly just pointedly ignores him. I dunno why, but somehow, I get the impression that all girls are like sisters who get all weird whenever one of their number gets married.
Like, for instance, ignoring someone they are usually prepared to strangle.
Girls are so different from guys, I think we should be declared a seperate species.
But back to how much I wish I'd held Alice down until the wedding was over. That way, she wouldn't have been able to be herself, and によって that, I mean, *cough, cough* overdecorate.
Another thing I resented about the concept of Alice planning weddings, the ridiculous waste of time involved with outfittings. Ugh.
So, when the afore metioned happy couple drove off, and we were done cleaning up the center of all that is feminine, (ie. My own personal hell) I can't tell あなた just how fun it was remembering seeing Rosalie literally shove a piece of cake in Jake's face when no-one else was looking, and say, "welcome to the family."
That just about had me laughing like a grizzly having a seizure.
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming あなた have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the クロス and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming あなた have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the クロス and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.