OMG yea!!!! I like fell on the floor clutching my side!!!!! Ummmm i dont really think i have a fav joke of Emmett's... probably the one where he 発言しました -not an actual quote but its close enough- "What? the house is still standing? I would have thought あなた two had knocked it to the ground によって now..."
Omg! Those were like my favourite parts in all of the books! Soooo funny! My favourite was probablly when he says something like.. "I thought あなた would have knocked the house down によって now! What were あなた guys doing last night? Discussing the national debt?" Hahahhahaha. Thats probablly not it excactly, but still, pretty damn funny!