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Alice: *giggles*
edward: ali, whats so funny?
alice: oh its nothing *busts out laughing*
bella: *asks cautiously* what is it alice?
alice: my vision. i can see that あなた and edward are going to have a problem and it just played out for me
bella: oh-no..
alice: oh yes, edward will tell あなた what he just saw
edward: bella, 愛 we better get out of here..
bella: whats going on?.... Alice Cullen あなた better tell me whats going on before i get the box!
alice: oh so scary *rolls her eyes* mike is coming!
bella: AHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
jasper: *door rings* i'll get it! *smiling as he walks to the door*
bella: NO WAIT TIL I GET OUT! *tries to get out the back door*
*jasper 回答 the door*
mike: BELLA, BABY WHERE ARE あなた GOING?
bella; away from you
*mike steps in*
edward *jumps in front of him and growls*
mike: bella, babay why are あなた here at the cullens, あなた need to be ホーム with me.
bella: excuse me! im married and thank the lord it aint to you
mike: oh baby dont be like that
edward: she can be how ever she wants to be and stop with this baby crap, she aint your baby!
mike: YES SHE IS! あなた WANNA FIGHT FOR HER CULLEN!
edward:WHY FIGHT WHEN I ALREADY HAVE HER!
mike: あなた dont have her! bella, baby, tell him that あなた belong to me, now hun who are あなた married to? *smiles cause he thinks she gonna say his name*
bella:FIRST OF ALL, IM NOT YOUR BABY,HUN, または WHATEVER PET NAME あなた GOT. SECOND, IM MARRIED TO EDWARD ABD IM FOREVER HIS. GOT IT DOG?!
edward: did あなた understand that newton!
mike: *laughs* she got an imagination doesnt she! com on baby, lets get あなた home. あなた need a few hours in my room, with some champainge, and some sexy pjs *reaches for her*
UGH! DONT TOUCH ME! *slaps mike*
mike: oo i like them fiesty
edward: *graps mike によって the shirt* TOUCH HER AGAIN AND I WILL NEUTER YOU!
mike: well i geuss im going to die tonight because me and bella have a appointment to intend to *winks at bella*
bella: *glares* kill him.
edward: GLADLY!
carlise: no edward dont!
mike: *while edward is talking to carlisle, he runs and tackles bella and tries to キッス her* come one baby, one little kiss..
bella: * holding his face away from hers*
EDWARD HELP ME!
edward: HOLD ON 愛 IM COMING! * charges with on of those 星, つ星 wars light up sword and yells like tarzan* (srry i know he wouldnt do that but work with us here..)
bella: oh lord.
mike: oh like thats going to do anything* leans down and tries キス her again8
bella: ugh, im tired of this. GET OFF ME! *knocks him out* GET OUT MY FACE! GET OUT MY HOUSE< GET OUT MY LIFE BEFORE I 雌犬 SLAP あなた TO MEXICO!
*yells and fumes*
edward: THERE あなた GO LOVE!
mike: i thought あなた loved me? * cries* thats fine i'll give あなた some 宇宙 then i'll come back 次 week
bella: *asks cautiously* when 次 week?
mike: または could i come back tomorrow love?
bella: oh yea sure.. NOW GET OUT! *kicks mike outside and slams the door* edward, you're taking me somewhere far away tomorrow, i dont care where just away from here!
edward: hang on * runs outside* NOW IF あなた EVER COME BACK HERE I WILL HURT あなた ABD YOUR FAMILY!
mike: * runs screaming like a girl* MOMMY!
edward: *chuckles and comes in and sits によって bella*
bella: oh finally he's gone! im stressed. wanna go "color"? (a/n: its the same thing as checkers)
edward: heck yes love! *grabs bella and runs to the cottage*
alice: well thre they go.. *gives jasper a look*
jasper: *looks back*
alice: あなた wanna do something?
jasper: *runs and grabs alice and runs up the stairs*
alice: baby. thats not what i meant
jasper: aww man! * walks back down the stairs and sets her down* what did あなた mean?
emmett: *walks in* こんにちは everyone
alice: i wanna go SHOPPING!hey emmett.
emmett: OMGH! I WANNA GO TOO! I FOUND THE CUTEST SHOES THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON ME AND YOU< BECAUSE OF OUR BODY SHAPES GURL!. THE GUYS WOULD KILL TO GET US!
rosalie: ummmm....awkward
emmett: THE ONLY THING THATS AWKWARD IN THIS ROOM IS YOUR CUP SIZE! HUN GIVE IT UP, あなた CANT WEAR THOSE BRAS, BECAUSE あなた ARE JUST SAGGING!
rosalie: UH EXCUSE ME, あなた AINT THE ONE TO TALK CAUSE WITH YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS, あなた NEED A SIZE 44D!
emmett: EQUEZZE ME? I FIT INTO A SIZE 49B, SO UGH MISS 99C!
rosalie: *looks shocked*
emmett: *shakes his head* JASPER STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS< IT AINT MY FAULT あなた CANT GET SOME!! rose baby im sorry!
rosalie: WHATEVER DONT BLAME THAT ON JASPER! FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT IM GETTING THE BOX! SO GRAP YOUR DUCKY!
emmett: rose i 愛 あなた please! jasper tell her!
jasper* staring into alice's eyes*
emmett: smacks the back of jasper's head* TELL HER あなた エモ PERSON! (a/n: we nothing against エモ people)
alice: he isnt エモ and how could he do that to your emotions whens he's busy looking at me and every thought he has had right now is about me!
emmett: what now あなた can read minds?!
alice: *still looking at jasper* no edward told me
jasper: its true!
emmett: EDWARD IS AT THE COTTAGE GETTING HIS GROOVE ON, WHY WOULD HE CARE WHAT YALL ARE DOING?! GOSH I SWEAR あなた GUYS ARE NUTS!
alice: * snaps her head up* WHAT?! DUDE IM NOT NUT ! AND HE'S NOT GETTING HIS GROOVE ON!
emmett: uh-huh!
alice: prove it!
emmett: go look!
alice: i rather not..
emmett: yes あなた would! * pushes her to the cottage*
alice: NO EMMETT!
emmett: bella looks so sexy when shes naked
rosalie: THATS IT EMMETT GET IN THE DARN BOX.... AFTER あなた PROVE THAT TO ALICE!
alice: NO PLEASE DONT!
emmett: * pushes her through their bedroom*
alice: *covers her eyes* no emmett!
bella: AHHH ALICE WHAT ARE あなた DOING!
alice: *still has her hands over her eyes* im sorry bella emmett pushed me in here..
rosalie: edward cover up!
edward: no this is my house, i can run around naked if i wanted to! if あなた dont like it then あなた can leave!
rosalie* sits on the end of the bed*
edward: rosalie get off my bed! alice leave your interrupting things1
alice: im sorry its not like i wanted to be dragged here! * runs outside*
bella: IF あなた DONT LIVE HERE GET OUT!
*rose leaves*
emmett: * starring at bella* ummm bella....your sheet ....fell...wow あなた have a great bod..
edward: GET OUT!
emmett: NO あなた JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
bella: AHHH1 I'VE JUST BEEN VIOLATED!! GET OUT!!
emmett: * chuckles and pulls the sheet off of bella and edward* WHOO HOO!
bella and edward: AHH CARLISLE! ESME! EMMETT IS INTERRUPTING OUR COLORING SESSION AND VIOLATING ME(BELLA)
edward: YEA OUR COLORING PAGE GOT INTERRUPTED AND DRWN ON によって THE UGLIEST PEN EVER (emmett)
bella: eddy poo i dont want him to see me naked..
emmett: too lake. and bella you're fine! no wonder eddt here always want to tap that!
bella: well thanks but GET OUT!
emmett: how many times a week? *winks*
rosalie: oh emmett. the box is ready for you! emmett: im busy right now!
edward: why are あなた worried about it? go play with rosalie または something
emmett: i want to know if you're good または not
rosalie: EMMETT! GET あなた AND YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS HERE NOW!
emmett: NO! AND THEY'RE NOT SAGGY, THY ARE PERFECTLY PERKY!
rosalie: ewww...
bella: hes better than you.*mumbles* for a one-hundred and eight 年 old virgin
edward: こんにちは im not that anymore!
emmett: how many times?!
edward: if i tell あなた will あなた get out?
emmett: sure
edward: everyday...now get out!
emmett: NICE!
bella: emmett,get out before i call jessica and lauren on あなた *grins evilly*
emmett: IM OUT!
edward: thank you! *to bella*
now where were we?... i think i know * smiles*
* 2 hours later*
bella: we need to check on nessie
edward: cant it wait?
bella: maybe later honey
edward: you're right, but i dont want us to be done, but its a wise decision* hurries and gets dressed* 愛 why dont あなた get dressed
bella: ok *stands in the closet* um i dont know what to wear..
edward: her let me help * sniffs out blue jeans and a t-shirt* i want my girl to be comfortable* hands her the clothes*
bella: aww thanks honey* kisses him passionly*
nessie: * walks によって the room* EWWW I'VE BEEN SCARRED!AHH! *runs off*
edward: umm love.. i think we just scarred our little girl...i think its time for the talk
bella: the talk?! he's just a baby!
edward: she's 10.
bella: fine* walks out the room* nessie your dad wants to talk to you
* nessie walks into the room cautiously and 10 分 later*
bella: * walks back in the room* how'd it go?
nessie: * her face is blank*
edward: i think it went well.. i just hope she understands it..
*emmett walks in eating a banana*
nessie: AHHH!
bella: calm down baby! * calms her* あなた used the バナナ example didnt あなた edward?
edward: maybe..
*rosalie walks in eating a corndog*
nessie: AHHHHHH!
* jasper walks in eating a doughnut*
nessie: OH MY GOSH AHHHHHHHH!*runs out the room*
bella: あなた used the 食 example?! that a bad way to explain that kind of stuff! oh my poor baby, she's scarred for life now.
nessie: *from her room* YEAH I AM!
bella:...... why are あなた all eating human 食 anyway?..
emmett, jasper, and rosalie: we felt like it
bella: okay...
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heres chapter 4 and 日 3. hope あなた enjoyed it! =)
thank you for the rose...
Hi! I am so sorry. I have been sick and it is the end of the school year. To answer some of your questions, James is kind of playing with Bella, Bella is scared of what would happen if she didn't follow James' orders. and enjoy the chappie because I'm not clear when I will 公開する the 次 one as I am 書く another story. Enjoy!
Chapter 11 Part 1
Bella's POV
James told me the plan. I didn't like it but, I had to save Edward. I went along with it. "Write a note telling Edward that you've decided to not get married to him.", James said. I did as he told me. I noticed he was 書く a note too. James finished what he was doing. He picked me up and started running.
I am so sorry. I have stuff to do. Please forgive me. I will update soon. I promise.
Chapter 11 Part 1
Bella's POV
James told me the plan. I didn't like it but, I had to save Edward. I went along with it. "Write a note telling Edward that you've decided to not get married to him.", James said. I did as he told me. I noticed he was 書く a note too. James finished what he was doing. He picked me up and started running.
I am so sorry. I have stuff to do. Please forgive me. I will update soon. I promise.
