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Rosalie's POV
I was sitting in the living room, snuggling with my teddy くま, クマ of a husband, when I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my middle toe. I sighed when I realized what it was.
"Baby I'm going to the bathroom, I have to take care of something" I 発言しました to emmett
"Rose, if you're going in there to put on もっと見る makeup,don't. あなた look perfectly fine and sexy".
I rolled my eyes at him, but smiled. " No thats not what i have to do but thanks for the compliment sweetie. I'll be out in a minute"
"alright babe hurry back" emmett 発言しました then blew me a kiss.
I started walking down the long hallway to get to the bathroom while thinking about my husband and also how bad my foot was. When I finally made it to the bathroom, I locked the door and sat on the toliet seat. "I'm glad we have a bathroom, あなた know just for privacy reasons.." I thought. As i began to slide off my blue stelettos, the tip of the shoe it my middle toe. "shit!" I hissed.
"Rose, babe, are あなた alright in there?" emmett asked me from outside the door. " Yeah I'm fine, I just hit my toe...on the sink!" I yelled. I hope he believe that lie..."Alright babe! if あなた need me I'll be in the kitchen". kitchen? Why would he be in the kitchen?.. I decided to let it drop and replied "ok!"
I finally took my whole shoe and saw something I really didnt want to see...another bunion. "ugh!, I hate these stupid things! I'm a freaking vampire! I can't have kids, but I can develop bunions?! WTF?!" I muttered to myself. Sigh. I guess its time to get the bunion cream...
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Emmett POV
Huh. I wonder whats taking rose so long in the bathroom? I mean its not like she has to pee または anything...or does it...
My thinking was interrupted when Jasper walked through the door.
"Hey bro, i just came to get something.... why are あなた in the kitchen?"
"Why are あなた in the kitchen?" I shot back at him.
"I don't know.." he answered back.
"exactly" I 発言しました feeling smug.
"whatever" he 発言しました as he started walking to his room.
Now that I think about it...why am i in the kitchen?...oooh yeah I remember! cheese.
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Jasper POV
Sometimes I wonder why emmett is so stupid. hmm maybe his mom droped him on his head as a baby...
I was halfway down the hallway to my room when I smelled something awfully similar to feet and コーン, トウモロコシ chips (a/n: haha corns, bunions hehe)
"eww emmett did あなた fart?! what the hell did あなた eat?!" I yelled.
"Dude,what are あなた talking about?!" he yelled from the living room
"This hallway stinks!" I yelled. Suddenly got a anxious vibe coming from the bathroom. The only people here is Emmett and Rosalie...
I walked up to the bathroom and the stench became stronger. "Rosalie, are あなた in there?"
I asked
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Rosalie POV
"Rosalie, are あなた in there?" I heard a voice that sounded like Jasper ask me outside the door.
"Ummm yeah its me. What do want?" I said.
"Why are あなた so anxious and why does it stink in the hallway?"
"Uhh what do あなた mean?" I stupidly asked.
"It smells like feet and コーン, トウモロコシ chips outhere." He replied.
"Then spray some Febreeze and stop asking me silly questions!" I snapped. They really didnt need to find out about my bunions.
"uhh ok then...." He 発言しました slowly and walked off.
After about five minutes, I finished rubbing bunion cream on my toe and put my heel back on. It still kinda hurt but they were getting suspicious, so I really needed to get back in the living room. I unlocked the door and stepped into the hallway. When I made it back into the living room, I saw Emmett sitting on the ソファー, ソファ eating cheese. "What took あなた so long sweet thang?" Emmett asked me.
"I had to do something personal..Why the hell are あなた eating cheese?"
"I saw a Chuckie Cheese commercial and felt like I needed cheese." He answered simply.
I shook my head. My husband can be so stupid and strange at times.
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This is my first fanfic, that i made によって myself. I hope it was good....I really dont know if I will do another chapter. It depends on the ideas あなた give and whether あなた want another one. So anyway please REVIEW =) oh and just so あなた know. I HATE feet. I may write about rosalie having bunions and stuff but seriously i hate feet and anything involving feet. Just saying =)
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