. Pull his hair all the time.
2. Replace all his hair ties with fluffy ピンク ones.
3. Paint sparkly 蝶 on everything he owns, and on him.
4. Throw 食 around in his キッチン until あなた can't even see the walls.
5. Tell Ryou that he poisoned the cake.
6. Actually poison the cake.
7. Put chewing gum in his hair.
8. Every day, sneak into his bedroom and hide a バナナ under his bed.
9. Keep doing this until he has a massive pile of rotting bananas under his bed.
10. While he's cooking, play really crappy music, really loudly.
11. Tell him あなた really really 愛 mash potato, make him cook あなた loads and loads of it, then don't eat any.
12. Tell him that it was actually baked potato あなた liked.
13. Do this with every type of potato, then 移動する onto eggs.
14. Dye his hair bright yellow.
15. When he makes a really big cake, hide inside it, then jump out at him.
16. Just before he's about to put his chef hat on, fill it with caterpillars
17. Call him "Happy happy smiley man."
18. Constantly claim that he fancies Ryou. (Whether あなた are saying this honestly または not is up to you.)
19. Ask him about his gender.
20. Find where he keeps his cooking ingredients and replace all the sugar with salt.
21. Ask him if he designed the café.
22. Randomly キッス him on the forehead.
23. Jump out at him while he's carrying stuff.
24. Insult everything he does.
25. Put green 食 coloring in everything he makes.
26. Throw pants at him.
27. Ask him if he's secretly a ninja.
28. Say "Wibble" to him.
29. Eat lots of sugar, tie your shoelaces together, then go into his キッチン and try to run about.
30. Push him in a river.
2. Replace all his hair ties with fluffy ピンク ones.
3. Paint sparkly 蝶 on everything he owns, and on him.
4. Throw 食 around in his キッチン until あなた can't even see the walls.
5. Tell Ryou that he poisoned the cake.
6. Actually poison the cake.
7. Put chewing gum in his hair.
8. Every day, sneak into his bedroom and hide a バナナ under his bed.
9. Keep doing this until he has a massive pile of rotting bananas under his bed.
10. While he's cooking, play really crappy music, really loudly.
11. Tell him あなた really really 愛 mash potato, make him cook あなた loads and loads of it, then don't eat any.
12. Tell him that it was actually baked potato あなた liked.
13. Do this with every type of potato, then 移動する onto eggs.
14. Dye his hair bright yellow.
15. When he makes a really big cake, hide inside it, then jump out at him.
16. Just before he's about to put his chef hat on, fill it with caterpillars
17. Call him "Happy happy smiley man."
18. Constantly claim that he fancies Ryou. (Whether あなた are saying this honestly または not is up to you.)
19. Ask him about his gender.
20. Find where he keeps his cooking ingredients and replace all the sugar with salt.
21. Ask him if he designed the café.
22. Randomly キッス him on the forehead.
23. Jump out at him while he's carrying stuff.
24. Insult everything he does.
25. Put green 食 coloring in everything he makes.
26. Throw pants at him.
27. Ask him if he's secretly a ninja.
28. Say "Wibble" to him.
29. Eat lots of sugar, tie your shoelaces together, then go into his キッチン and try to run about.
30. Push him in a river.
