An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick. It passed over a mountain, and increased speed.

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The 城 of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*

Stop the song

Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Smith, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Guard!
Major Smith: *Shoots a storm trooper with a silenced blaster*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog presents.
John: *Inside a shed with Mary* Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Morris: *Wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform, he places a suitcase on a 表, テーブル in front of an officer* Hello.
Announcer: A 星, つ星 Wars ファン Fiction.
Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*

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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either あなた let me know what's going on または there's only gonna be four.

Song (Start at 2:26): link

John & Morris: *Get on 上, ページのトップへ of a cable car from the 上, ページのトップへ of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the 作者 who brought あなた Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & フレンズ parody Trainz.

Stop the song

Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is proud to present....
John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
John: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Morris: *Drops his gun* What the hell are あなた talking about?

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole によって the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*

Stop the song

Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the サイドカー of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*

Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...

Song (Start at 2:45): link

Where Eagles Dare

Coming soon to this very club.

Song: link

Announcer: Everyone has dreams.
Dad: Like what?
Dale: Leaving your ass. *Stands up* Goodbye. *Walks away*
Announcer: And they will come true.
Dale: あなた knew that would happen. Didn't you?
Henry: Nope.
Announcer: All あなた gotta do.
Henry: *Shakes his head* I can't make a living working with assh___s like that.
Announcer: Is work hard.
Dad: I WANT あなた TO HAVE A JOB!!!

Lightning was seen going off behind him, with loud thunder.

Announcer: And don't let anyone get in your way.
Henry: What is this, kindergarten?
Diane: Would あなた like having someone tell あなた to shut up?
Henry: I'd handle it like an adult, and continue my work.

Skip the song to 1:05

Hyundai Man: *Turns left into a parking lot*
Henry: *Having thoughts about the store he worked at, which increases his anger. He floors it*

The loud engine of his 1977 Pontiac Grand Prix satisfied Henry, as he continued to speed down the road with anger spreading all around him. His eyes getting narrow as he continued to increase his speed, over 60 miles an hour.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A CokeTheUmbreon Production

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Henry Ranne in

Moving On

Also Starring CokeTheUmbreon as Dale O' Conner

Tammy, Diane, Michael, and Dale's parents as their selves

Henry's Parents as their selves

Henry: *Sees a construction crew with a チェリー picker, and slows down*
Construction Men: *Watching Henry come towards them*
Henry: *Passes the construction crew, and watches them. He turns left, and they are out of sight. He floors it again, going up to 60*

Erik Estrada as Craig Rogers
George Lopez as Tim Friella
Armie Hammer as Mickey North
Scott Caan as Max Mann
Scott Adkins as Steve Esposito
Scott Eastwood as himself
Oscar Isaac as Aaron Mikowsky

Henry: *Drifts on a left turn, and takes a deep breath* I needed that. *Slows down*
Announcer: Moving On. Now available from SeanTheHedgehog.

Song: link

Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.


Theme song: link

Sean: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Sean: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Sean: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Mr. Conductor: This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk. There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight budget, we'll only allow Thomas, and five of his friends, Diesel Ten ,and his two goons, as well as a purple tank engine that has no face to be in the movie.
Gordon: *Waiting at station* 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-
Thomas: *Arrives* 3, 2, 1, blast off!! *Stops at station* Why were あなた counting down?
Gordon: I was counting how many 秒 あなた had until あなた were late.
Thomas: Ha, look who's talking fatty.
Gordon: Fatty? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NOBODY CALLS ME FATTY!!
Diesel 10: *Goes past* Outta my way steamies! Suck my dick... または cock!
Gordon: Isn't that the same thing?
Thomas: Who cares? Can't he suck his own di... What was it he said?
Gordon: あなた don't want to remember.
Mr. Conductor: And now to interrupt the story so that I can 表示する あなた where I live. Shining Time Station. I live there with many other people, but I have to tell あなた もっと見る about it later, because I'm holding up the story. And によって the way, I think あなた might be in this story too.
Thomas: Hmm, if Diesel 10 is causing havoc, there must be a ロスト steamie around here.
James: *Singing* One two three O' clock, four O' clock, rock!
Percy: *Hearing James* Make it stop!!
James: Five six seven O' clock, eight O' clock, rock!
Percy: *Leaving sheds*
James: Nine ten eleven O' clock, twelve O' clock, rock! We're gonna rock! Rock, around the clock!
Thomas: *Slowly backs into buffers* HOLY BOTHERATIONS!!!
James: あなた weren't concentrating Thomas. Lucky for あなた that あなた were going slow.
Thomas: What? あなた think I'd be that crazy to go fast, and come off the rails?
James: uhh.. Maybe?
Thomas: What are あなた doing in the shed James?
James: I was being naughty, and the fat 尻, お尻 controller told me to stay here, and think about my mistake.
Thomas: I think あなた made another mistake によって calling Sir Tophamm Hat fat.
James: Well, it's not my fault he's overweight.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* こんにちは あなた two!! My name is Diesel 10!!
Thomas: Great, no one cares.
Diesel 10: Well あなた should. I'm looking for a ロスト steam engine! Have あなた seen her?
Thomas: Four wheels?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Purple paint, with a golden smokebox?
Diesel 10: Yep.
Thomas: The word Lady is written on both sides?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Never heard of her.
Diesel 10: Oh well. *Leaves*
James: There's a ロスト engine?

Back at Shining Time Station.

Patch: *Sitting on bench* Where's Burnett Stone when あなた need him?
Mut: *Barks*
Patch: Oh, right. I get those two mixed up. Where's Billy Twofeathers when あなた need him?
Billy: *driving train towards station*
Mut: *sees train, and barks*
Patch: I see him.
Billy: *Stops train at station* Hi Patch.
Patch: こんにちは Billy. Check out this banner I made for the station.
Billy: Very good. I like it.
Patch: Thanks.
Mut: *Barks*
Billy: It happens.
Patch: What?
Billy: Mut was telling me あなた got me confused with Burnett Stone.
Patch: Yeah.
Billy: Burnett is over at his house. あなた can go visit him if you'd like.
Patch: Are あなた sure it's okay?
Billy: Yeah, go ahead. I have to go in the station now.

Burnett was indeed at his house, but he wasn't doing anything.

Burnett: *Turns song on record player*

Song: link

Burnett has this engine named Lady. He drove it a lot, but something bad happened to it.

Burnett: *Looking at paintings of Lady, then has a flashback*
Lady: *In ditch* You'll fix me, right?
Burnett: Yeah!

The flashback ended.

Burnett: She's fixed now, and I don't have to worry about anything happening to her anymore. She shall not 移動する from her current position. *Turns off record player*

Meanwhile on Sodor.

Sir Tophamm Hat: Thomas, I'm going on holiday with Lady Hatt. Mr. Conductor is going to be in charge while I'm away.
Thomas: Yes sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: That's a good engine. I'm gonna go now.
Splatter: *Overhears conversation* I gotta tell this to Diesel 10 now! *Goes off*

Meanwhile, near some ランダム cliff

Diesel 10: *Looking at carving in cliff* That's my face. It's so beautiful!
Dodge: Sir, try to focus on our job.
Diesel 10: Oh, ehem! Thank you, I almost forgot.
Splatter: *Arrives* Diesel 10, Sir Tophamm Hat's leaving on holiday!
Diesel 10: Great! Now we have this entire railway to ourselves. あなた know what we can do now, right Splodge?
Splatter: Actually, it's Splatter.
Dodge: And Dodge.
Diesel 10: I ain't got time to say both names.
Splatter: We've looked everywhere for Lady, but she doesn't seem to be on the island.
Diesel 10: Then look for the magic buffers. We go through them, and we'll get Lady.
Dodge: Magic buffers?
Splatter: What's next? A bunch of adult males watching a 表示する about multi-colored ponies?
Diesel 10: Ehem, I resent that.
Dodge: あなた mean you're a brony?!
Diesel 10: Yeah, and if あなた got a problem, Pinchy will kill you!
Pinchy: *hitting Diesel 10*
Diesel 10: AH! Pinchy, what the fuck?!
Dodge: *Laughing*
Splatter: Seems like Pinchy doesn't like bronies either.

Song: link

Stacey: *Watching Mr. Conductor look over himself in the mirror*
Mr. Conductor: I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.
Mutt: *Barking*
Mr. Conductor: Okay, maybe I shouldn't have 発言しました that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....
Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank あなた Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines on Sodor need me, and I mustn't be late.
Stacey Jones: But あなた already are late.
Mr. Conductor: Oh F**k.
Director: Watch your mouth Alec!
Mr. Conductor: Don't call be によって my real name! I'm Mr. Conductor! Anyway, nice work censor team.
Censor team: No problem Mr. Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: I told you, it's Mr. Conductor!! Ugh, I have to go now. *reading script* Oh no.
Stacey Jones: What is it?
Mr. Conductor: sparkle... sparkle... sparkle... *Blows on whistle, and goes to Sodor*

Meanwhile on sodor

Thomas: *Puffing across Bridge* Mr. Conductor? Where are you?
Mr. Conductor: *Appears によって track* Thomas, I'm here!
Thomas: *stops* Oh, hello Mr. Conductor. How have あなた been?
Mr. Conductor: Well, my 日 had a rough start, but things should get better now that I'm here.
Thomas: That's good to hear. When you're on Sodor, nothing bad ever happens, except for when diesels attack, and Hit Entertainment taking over, and making a CGI version of me. I'd rather stay the way I am, without my face moving, and only my eyes move. Then the camera crew has to stop filming just to change my face, depending on what happens.
Mr. Conductor: *Driving Thomas* Well at least they finally got rid of Michael Angelis as the U.K narrator.
Thomas: I agree with あなた on that.
Mr. Conductor: So what else has been happening?
Thomas: Diesel 10 has arrived, and is trying to take over everything.
Percy: *Passing Thomas* 星, つ星 biller!
Thomas: Oh shut up Percy. It has nothing to do with getting all the fame, and glory!
Mr. Conductor: I can understand.
Thomas: Thank you. At least someone doesn't think I'm a 星, つ星 billing bastard.

On another part of the island

Diesel 10: Oh magic buffers? Where are you?
Splatter & Dodge: *Following closely behind*
Splatter: Maybe they got destroyed.
Diesel 10: Impossible. They have to be around here somewhere.
Mr. Conductor: Now we meet Lilly. She's almost the same age as Patch, and lives in New York City. Her grandfather is Burnett Stone.
Lily: Grandpa always seems upset.
Mother: Well maybe your visit will cheer him up.
Lily: I hope it does. I made him a frienship bracelet.
Mother: What about that engine he always talks about?
Lily: Lady? It's fixed, but he doesn't want anything bad happening to it.
Mother: Why? What happened?
Lily: Well, grandpa told me that a diesel was chasing her, and that grandpa ran out of coal for the engine. The diesel pushed him, and Lady into a ditch.
Mother: How terrible.
Lily: I'm gonna get my stuffed bluebird, then I'll be ready.
Ringo Starr: Meanwhile on sodor.
Alec Baldwin: Ringo, what the fuck?!
Ringo Starr: I'm narrating the episode.
Alec Baldwin: Well this is a movie. Go back to making music.
Ringo Starr: But the only other band member that's alive today in the Beetles is Paul McCartney- *Losing breathe*
Alec Baldwin: Correction, Paul is the only Beetle member alive today. Now then, before I was rudely interrupted, the engines were completing their work on Sodor.
Percy: I'm glad our work is almost over today.
James: Only because you're too lazy.
Gordon & Henry: *Laughing*

Song: link

Splatter & Dodge: *Arriving* Hello.
James: Diesels?!
Gordon: What are あなた doing here?
Dodge: We want to do nothing, but our boss is making us defeat you.
Gordon: Oh no あなた don't. *Slowly moves towards Dodge*
Splatter: Uhm.. What are あなた doing?
Gordon: Oh nothing, just slowly moving towards you. *Rams Splatter*
Dodge: Okay, it's on!
Henry: *Rams Dodge*

All the engines got off the tracks, and started fighting each other.

Harold: *Flying above them* Hey, stop that at once!
Dodge: NO!
Thomas: They started it!
Harold: Fine, あなた leave me no choice! *Flies away*
Percy: Wait, what did he mean によって that?
Toby: I don't know.
Gordon: Who cares? Keep fighting them!
Splatter: *Pours Flour on Thomas*
Thomas: *Sneezes*
James: *Hits Splatter*

The fighting continued until the Scottish Army started marching towards them.

Toby: *Hears bagpipes* oh no.
Everyone: *Stops fighting*
Gordon: What is it?
Toby: *Points at Scottish Army*
Scottish Soldiers: *Carrying rifles, and playing bagpipes*
Thomas: run for your life.
Dodge: But it's just scottish humans carrying rifles, and playing bagpipes.
Splatter: Yeah, if we stay here any longer, they'll shoot us- watoihowethiksejgt, what?!
Thomas: *Leaves*
Percy: *Follows Thomas*
Toby: *Follows Percy*
Scottish Soldiers: *getting closer*
Gordon: *Follows Toby*
James: *Following Gordon*
Henry: Duh, I'll follow the diesels.
Splatter: We're not going anywhere.
Dodge: If we stay, then so do you.
Scottish Soldiers: *Getting closer*
Scottish Captain: Ready!
Scottish Soldiers: *Holding Rifles*
Scottish Captain: Aim!
Scottish Soldiers: *Aiming at Henry, Splatter, and Dodge*
Scottish Captain: FIRE!!
Scottish Soldiers: *Shooting, and keep missing*
Splatter, and Dodge: Okay, let's get out of here! *Leaves*
Henry: *Follows Splatter, and Dodge* Harold must have called these guys over to kill us if we didn't stop fighting.
Splatter: Henry got something right for once.
Scottish Soldier: *Shoots Splatter*
Splatter: Ow! Stop shooting, we're leaving!
Scottish Soldiers: *Shooting Dodge*
Dodge: What do I look like?! A Target?
Scottish Soldiers: Enemies are retreating!
Scottish Captain: From this moment on, Tidmouth Sheds belong to The Mainland!!
Scottish Soldiers: How about Scotland?
Scottish Captain: That too! Now get Donald, and Douglas. Those two will be happy to have the sheds によって theirselves.

The Scottish have claimed Tidmouth Sheds that day, and helped the British Army win World War 2.

After the Scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah. If they didn't leave, that would be terrible.
Gordon: We'd make them leave.
Toby: Yes あなた could, if they didn't shoot you.
Henry: こんにちは Thomas?
Thomas: What is it Henry?
Henry: I overheard Splatter & Dodge talking about something called magic buffers a few 分 ago.
Thomas: When was that?
Henry: It was when the Scottish were attacking. We left, and they accidentally told me about the magic buffers, thinking I wouldn't remember about them.
Thomas: And あなた proved them wrong. Well done Henry.
Henry: Duh, thank you. Why are あなた thanking me?
Thomas: Never mind.

At Sir Tophamm Hat's office.

Mr. Conductor: *Talking like Sir Tophamm Hat* Dear Mr. Conductor, where were you? My wife 発言しました あなた would be here によって 1 PM, but you're at least 1 時 late. We'll telephone あなた when we arrive at our ビーチ house. Signed, Sir Tophamm Hat. *Sees his hat, puts it on, and looks at himself through a mirror* Now all I need is his suit.

The telephone rings.

Mr. Conductor: *Answers phone* Hello?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Where were you?
Mr. Conductor: At Shining Time. I'm very sorry for being late, but I think I'm running low on ゴールド dust.
Sir Tophamm Hat: ゴールド dust?
Mr. Conductor: It's that thing I use to go from place to place. Because on Sodor, I'm the size of a man, but at Shining Time, I'm as small as a toy.
Sir Tophamm Hat: That's really stupid, and fucked up.
Mr. Conductor: Sir, what would the kids think if they heard あなた say that?
Sir Tophamm Hat: I've got もっと見る things to worry about then children.
Lady Hat: Oh Tophamm... Come to bed.
Sir Tophamm Hat: I have to go. *Hangs up*
Mr. Conductor: Interesting.

That night..

George Carlin: The engines, and Mr. Conductor were sleeping together in Tidmouth Sheds.
Mr. Conductor: Hey, you're not supposed to be alive!
George Carlin: Well, fuck that! I was always a better narrator then you, and あなた know it!
Mr. Conductor: That's it. I'm calling ghost busters.
George Carlin: *Disappears*
Mr. Conductor: Now, where were we? *Setting alarm clock to go off at 6 AM* Oh, what have we here? *Grabs bat* あなた wanna play with this guy? *Grabs ball, and hits it with the bat* Why do あなた keep hitting him like that?
Bat: *Comes to life* It's the way I was made! Everyone knows that! *Grows legs, and walks away*
Thomas: And I thought talking trains were a bad thing.
Diesel 10: *Arriving to the right side of sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Hears a sound* What's that?
Diesel 10: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Pinchy: *Hits hole in shed*
Mr. Conductor: Whoa!! *Falls out of bed*
Diesel 10: Twinkle toes is finally here!
Mr. Conductor: Twinkle toes? What kind of a name is that?
Diesel 10: I don't know. This is supposed to be a kid's show!
Mr. Conductor: Oh, yeah. *Grabs script* And it says I need to grab a bag of sugar, and threaten あなた with it.
Diesel 10: Oh no!! あなた may have won this round Twinkletoes, but 次 time, I'll win! *Goes backwards, away from sheds*
Thomas: Mr. Conductor, what was all that about?
Mr. Conductor: I don't know Thomas.
Percy: あなた don't know?
Mr. Conductor: No Percy. I'm sorry. And I'm losing my ゴールド dust.
Thomas: That's not good. How do we fix that solution?
Mr. Conductor: Good question. We'll figure it out tomorrow.

次 morning

Mr. Conductor: Tomorrow, Lily was boarding a train for her grandfather's
Lily: *Walks downstairs to station platform*
Mutt: *Walking* Bark, bark!
Lily: What?
Mutt: *Walking towards Billy Two Feather's train*
Lily: *Follows Mutt*

The train was heading for Shining Time Station.

Mr: Conductor: Meanwhile, Burnett Stone was at his house. After watching an episode of Welcome Back Kotter, he was going to go to sleep. But the wind was blowing at the trees, and he heard a sound that sounded familiar. Almost like the whistle of an engine.

次 morning, again

Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little もっと見る to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: こんにちは Mr. C? Do あなた think you'll get your ゴールド dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a minute, I gotta call Junior.

Meanwhile at a ビーチ that had an oversized bucket, along with an oversized shovel.

C Junior: *Relaxing on chair* Ah. This is the life. *Hears smartphone ringing, and answers* Hello?
Mr. Conductor: Junior, it's me. Mr. Conductor.
C Junior: Ah, 上, ページのトップへ of the mornin to ya.
Mr. Conductor: Junior, I need your help. I'm running low on ゴールド dust, and I need あなた to bring some extra dust to the Island Of Sodor.
C Junior: Sure thing man. I got a shitload of ゴールド dust.
Mr. Conductor: Thanks. I knew I could count on you.
C Junior: But first I gotta catch some waves on my surfboard.
Mr. Conductor: No, don't do that!!
C Junior: *Hangs up*
Mr. Conductor: Goddamnit!
Director: Cut!
Camera Crew: *Stops filming*
Director: Mr. Baldwin, あなた need to stop cursing.
Mr. Conductor: Why are あなた always calling me Mr. Baldwin, または Alec Baldwin? My name is Mr. Conductor!
Director: That's great, but あなた need to stop cursing.
Mr. Conductor: I don't give a fuck.
Director: Well あなた should, this movie is supposed to be for little children.
Mr. Conductor: It's supposed to be for little children, yes, but that doesn't mean they're going to watch it! Let's face it, most of our ファン are teenagers that think season's 1-4 were better then the current seasons. Hell, I don't even think anyone is going to watch Tale Of The Brave!
Worker: I will.
Mr. Conductor: Ah, shut up Chuck.

Meanwhile at Shining Time Station, Lily arrived there on the train.

Lily: *Reading station name* Shining time? What's that supposed to mean?
Shining Time Station fan: What do あなた think it's supposed to mean?!
C Junior: *Walks in station* Hello Stacey.
Stacey Jones: Hi Junior. Why are あなた here?
C Junior: I have to get onto Sodor to help Mr. Conductor. He's running low on ゴールド dust.
Lily: *Walks in* What?
C Junior: You! *Pointing at Lily* Who are you, and what have あなた done with the ゴールド dust?!
Lily: Nothing. I don't even know what you're talking about.
C Junior: Oh. Well, do あなた want to go to Sodor with me?
Lily: Sure.

And so they both go into the portal that takes them to Sodor.

Stacey was confused. She didn't know what C Junior, and Lily were up too.

Stacey: *Calling Burnett*
Burnett: *Answers phone* Hello?
Stacey: Burnett, it's Stacey Jones.
Burnett: Stacey, what's happening? And where's Lily?
Stacey: That's the point. She's not here.
Burnett: What are あなた talking about?!
Stacey: She left with some guy as small as Mr. Conductor.
Burnett: Aw, she must be on the Island Of Sodor.
Stacey: Where's that?
Burnett: Seriously? Mr. Conductor told あなた he was going there, and あなた forget?
Stacey: I'm sorry! I've got an important job here, and it's not easy to remember so many things at once.
Burnett: Well do a better job at it!

Meanwhile, on Sodor.

C Junior: Well, here we are.
Lily: *Looking around* All the trains... They have-
C Junior: Faces? I know, ain't it awesome?
Lily: I guess.
C Junior: *Walking up hill*
Lily: *Following*
C Junior: *Sneezes*
Lily: Are あなた okay?
C Junior: Oh yeah. Just a little bit of allergies. *Gets to 上, ページのトップへ of hill, and slides down* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Lily: Junior?!
C Junior: Relax! I'm okay.
Lily: *Slides down to bottom of hill* Weeeeeee!! This is fun.
C Junior: I told あなた so. This is fun.
P.T. Boomer: Hey! Stop that noise over there.
C Junior: What for? We aren't bothering anyone.
P.T. Boomer: Well you're bothering me! P.T. Boomer!!
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Ah, Twinkletoes' brother.
C Junior: How did あなた know that?
Diesel 10: Eavesdropping.
Thomas: *Heading towards Diesel 10* I just got a great idea. *Speeds up*
Diesel 10: Nice to meet あなた Mr. Boomer, but I gotta stop Junior from-
Thomas: こんにちは Douchebag 10, I bet あなた can't stop me! *Takes off*
Diesel 10: Ugh! I'll deal with あなた later!
P.T. Boomer: *Gets in Diesel 10*
Diesel 10: *Takes off* Get back here puffball!!
Lily: What was that all about?
Junior: I have no idea. Maybe Mr. Conductor can explain.
Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my 上, ページのトップへ speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: 発言しました Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled もっと見る coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I 発言しました shut up Mr. Brandon! My name is Mr. Conductor, not Alec Baldwin!
Thomas: Mr. Conductor, I think we ロスト him.
Mr. Conductor: *Looks behind Thomas* Yep. We ロスト him. *Stops at windmill*
Thomas: *Sees Windmill* Hey, I remember this. It's about time they had this back.
Mr. Conductor: What are あなた talking about?
Thomas: The windmill. No one has ever seen it in any episode for a long time. They only get to see it in the intro.

Meanwhile, on Muffle Mountain.

Burnett: *Sitting in rocking chair*
Patch: *Knocking on door* Mr. Stone? Are あなた there?!
Burnett: *Goes to door, and opens it* Ah, Patch. What can I do for あなた my friend?
Patch: Lilly. She went to Sodor with C Junior. Mr. Conductor's brother?
Burnett: Well, we need to go get her. Why would C Junior try to do that while she's coming to visit me?
Patch: I don't know, but we can ask them 質問 when we see them.

Back on Sodor.

C Junior: *Arrives with Lilly* Alec Baldwin! It's good to see あなた again!
Mr. Conductor: Oh great. Everyone's been calling me that, I don't need あなた calling me that too!
C Junior: Sorry Mr....
Mr. Conductor: Conductor?
C Junior: Ah, I knew that sounded familiar. Mr. Nutterbutter.
Mr. Conductor: My name is Alec Baldwin- I mean Mr. Conductor!
C Junior: *Sees Windmill* Oh, that looks like fun. *Climbing on 上, ページのトップへ of windmill*
Mr. Conductor: Junior, get down from there.
C Junior: No way. *Holds onto windmill blade* This is just like the funfair!
Mr. Conductor: または Dragon Ball Z.
Lilly: Why that?
Mr. Conductor: Because he's 芝居 like Goku.
C Junior: I might be able to hit ロンドン with a Kamehameha. That'll scare them.

But the windmill was going faster.

C Junior: Whoa. Why is it going faster?!
Mr. Conductor: Get down from there.
C Junior: *Lets go, but goes flying away* AAAAW YEAHHHH!! *Lands on Diesel 10*
Diesel 10: Well well well. If it isn't the brother of Twinkletoes?
C Junior: Hello.
P.T. Boomer: Yes. Hello Junior. *Sees abandoned warehouse* Stop here. This'll be the perfect spot for an interrogation.
Diesel 10: Whatever あなた say Boomer.

Percy was shunting some coal cars, but they were being troublesome.

Freight Cars: We want a better engine to shunt us!
Percy: Well I'm the best あなた got!
Freight Car #1: No! What about Thomas?
Freight Car #2: または James?
Freight Car #3: または Toby?
Freight Car #4: または Percy?!
Freight Cars: He's already shunting us!
Freight Car #4: Oh.
Percy: *Getting angry* Be quiet! *Bashes freight cars*
Freight Car #1: *Rolling towards buffers*

The freight car soon went into the buffer, and a whistle could be heard as he went in the buffers. Percy didn't know how that happened, but he decided to use it as an advantage to make the cars behave.

Freight Cars: Did he just-
Percy: Okay, does anyone else have a problem with me shunting あなた into your proper siding?
Freight Cars: No.
Percy: Good. (Wait a minute. That freight car went through the buffers, and a whistle was heard. Those could be the magic buffers! I have to tell Thomas at once!) *About to leave*
Freight Cars: Where are あなた going?
Percy: None of your business あなた shitheads. *Puffs away*
Freight Car #4: I don't have any shit on my head.
Freight Car #3: It's just a figure of speech genius.
Freight Car #4: Oh, thank you.
Freight Car #2: He was being sarcastic.
Freight Car #4: Aw man.

Meanwhile, while Diesel 10 was standing guard, P.T. Boomer was interrogating C Junior.

P.T. Boomer: Where are those magic buffers?
C Junior: I don't know what you're talking about.
P.T. Boomer: *Grabs baseball bat* We can do this the easy way, または the hard way.
C Junior: Go ahead, and do it! I don't care anymore.
P.T. Boomer: What? あなた actually thought I was gonna hit あなた with this baseball bat? You're crazy. What I was really gonna do was go play baseball, and leave あなた here alone if あなた didn't talk.
C Junior: Alright! I'll tell あなた everything あなた need to know!
Michael Angelis: And so, Mr. Conductor's brother told P.T. Boomer everything he needed to know.
P.T. Boomer: Okay, seriously? You're the worst narrator ever, and even after あなた got replaced, you're still here?
Michael Angelis: Well, where's Alec Baldwin? I'm supposed to narrate when he makes an appearance, and rescues C Junior.
P.T. Boomer: Well, I don't know. I guess he got fed up with seeing Ringo Starr, George Carlin, and Michael Brandon, so I guess he decided to-
Mr. Conductor: *Arrives from nowhere* Buy もっと見る ゴールド dust off of E-bay, and rescue my brother! *Sends ゴールド dust to C Junior* Let's get out of here! *Blows whistle*
C Junior: *Blows whistle*
Michael Angelis: Then they both teleported out of the warehouse.
Mr. Conductor: Okay, Michael? You're the worst narrator ever. Why are あなた still here?
Michael Angelis: Because, I-
Mr. Conductor: That's enough. Go away!
Thomas: *Arrives* Mr. Conductor, Percy says he found the magic buffers.
Mr. Conductor: Really? Where?
Thomas: Get in my cab, and I'll take あなた there.
Mr. Conductor: So we both got in Thomas' cab, and he took us to the magic buffers. While Thomas was taking us to the magic buffers, Junior remembered something.
C Junior: Oh no.
Mr. Conductor: What's the matter Junior?
C Junior: Lilly. We left her at the windmill!
Mr. Conductor: Alright, Thomas. Get us to the windmill, then take us to the magic buffers.
Thomas: Yes sir Mr. Conductor. *Goes to windmill*
Pierce Brosnan: Thomas went as fast as he could to the windmill.
Mr. Conductor: Is that James Bond narrating?
James: *Passing Thomas with a short freight train* Did someone say my name?
Thomas: We're talking about another James.
James: Uh, huh. Sure あなた are. *Goes faster then Thomas*

Thomas stopped at the windmill. He saw Splatter & Dodge harassing Lilly.

Splatter: Where's the magic buffers?
Lilly: I don't know.
Dodge: Where's the magic buffers?
Lilly: Stop asking me!
Splatter: Where's the magic buffers?
Mr. Conductor: Alright, that's enough あなた two!
Splatter: Oops. Sorry.
Dodge: We were just about to leave. *Leaves*
Splatter: *Following Dodge*
C Junior: Are あなた okay Lilly?
Lilly: I think so.
Mr. Conductor: What did they do to you?
Lilly: All they did was ask where the magic buffers were.
Thomas: Ah, good. They don't know where they are yet.
Mr. Conductor: And we do.
C Junior: Climb in with us on Thomas, and we'll take あなた to them.

While they climbed on board Thomas, they didn't realize that Splatter, and Dodge were hiding in a nearby siding, and heard everything.

Splatter: We need to tell the boss about this.
Dodge: Which one? Diesel 10, または P.T. Boomer?
Splatter: Who cares? If we tell one of them, the other one will find out sooner または later.
Dodge: Let's tell them now. The sooner, the better.
Thomas: *Sees siding with magic buffers* Brace yourselves. Here we go. *Goes into magic buffers* We made it.
Mr. Conductor: How did Percy find them?
Thomas: It was によって accident.
Mr. Conductor: Yeah, that figures.
Lilly: Wait a minute. My grandfather could use that coal in the freight car to get Lady started.
Thomas: Lady is the ロスト engine. Let's find that coal car quickly.
C Junior: But Thomas, it's right there.
Thomas: *Sees freight car with coal in siding* Oh. You're right. *Goes past points, stops, and reverses into siding to get freight car*
Mr. Conductor: We got it. Go.
Thomas: *Pulls coal car*
Lilly: You're a really useful engine Thomas.
Thomas: You're goddamn right I'm useful.
God: あなた are not allowed to curse. Because of this, I will make あなた end up on a cliff for no reason! *Makes Thomas end up on cliff*
Thomas: Ummm, how was that possible?
Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. We'll get あなた out of this. *Blows whistle*

Thankfully, he teleported all of them, including the freight car of coal to Burnett Stone's house. Thomas, was right によって Lady.

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They got enough coal from the freight car into Lady's bunker.

Burnett: *Gets Lady's 火災, 火 started*
Lilly: *Gets into cab with Burnett* I'm sorry I didn't get to spend much time with あなた Grandpa.
Burnett: It's alright. We'll make もっと見る plans to hang out.
Thomas: I'm ready when あなた are.
Mr. Conductor: Okay Thomas. Make sure you're coupled up to that freight car.
Thomas: *Goes forward* Yeah, I'm coupled to the freight car.
Mr. Conductor: Good. Let's go. *Drives Thomas*
Burnett: *Drives Lady*
C Junior: *Looking at Lady* Sir, how come Lady doesn't have a face like Thomas? How is she supposed to talk?
Mr. Conductor: She'll only be like that until we get to Sodor. Then, she'll get a face.
C Junior: I can't wait to see what she looks like.
Mr. Conductor: Don't flirt with her Junior.
C Junior: Flirt? What does that mean?
Mr. Conductor: It means to behave as though attracted to または trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.
Thomas: I thought this was supposed to be for little kids.

They soon got to Sodor.

Lady: *Gets her face* Ah, finally I can breathe! あなた have no idea how terrible it was to not have a face!
Burnett: Well, now あなた got one my Lady.
Lilly: *Smiles*
Thomas: *Continues going down the line*
Lady: *Following Thomas*
Thomas: We're almost at the well where あなた can get もっと見る magic ゴールド dust.
Mr. Conductor: Good.
C Junior: Wait a minute, I thought I got us もっと見る ゴールド dust on E-bay.
Mr. Conductor: It hasn't arrived yet, and I've been getting impatient.
Thomas: *Sees magic well* There it is. *Stops at well*
Lady: *Stops behind Thomas*
C Junior: もっと見る magic ゴールド dust!
C Junior & Mr. Conductor: YAY!

But as they were getting the magic ゴールド dust, guess who arrived.

Splatter: *Sees Lady*
Dodge: Damnit.
Mr Conductor & C Junior: *Gets back in Thomas*
Diesel 10: We need to stop those puffballs now!
P.T. Boomer: あなた got that right.
Thomas: It's Diesel 10, let's get out of here. *Takes off fast*
Lady: *Follows Thomas*
Dodge: They're going fast boss.
Diesel 10: No kidding. *Chases Lady*
Splatter & Dodge: *Following Diesel 10*
Lilly: *Sees Diesels chasing them* What do they want?
Burnett: To destroy Lady. I let them do that once, I won't let them do it again.
Thomas: *Switches to right side of track*
Lady: *Following Thomas*
Diesel 10: *Follows Lady*
Splatter: The points were just switched again.
Dodge: We're heading away from the chase!
Diesel 10: I don't care, あなた two are always ruining things anyway.
Dodge: I got an idea. Let's get some freight cars, and go to Gordon's Hill.
Splatter: Good idea.

Meanwhile with the chase.

P.T. Boomer: *Loading up revolver* I've been saving this for a good time.
Diesel 10: Be careful, I don't want あなた shooting me!
P.T. Boomer: Relax, I've used one of these before. *Shoots at Lady, but misses*
Lilly: Why are they shooting at us?
Burnett: I don't know.
Thomas: Let's go faster. *Goes faster*
Lady: *Goes faster*
Diesel 10: I'm losing them! Hmm. *Sees switch tracks, and gets on Thomas' left side* Hello blue puffball.
Thomas: What do あなた want?
Diesel 10: I want あなた to meet Pinchy.
Pinchy: *Tries to grab Thomas*
Mr. Conductor: Don't let him get あなた Thomas!
Thomas: I'm doing my best!
Pinchy: *Grabs Thomas*
Thomas: *Gets off rails* This can't be good.
Diesel 10: *Sees tunnel* Throw him.
Pinchy: *Throws Thomas into tunnel*
Thomas: AAAHH!! *Hits tunnel wall, and lands in field*
Burnett: Well, that ain't good.
Lilly: Can we save them?
Burnett: No. Otherwise, Diesel 10 will kill us.
P.T Boomer: *Shoots at Lady again, but misses*
Lilly: Don't forget that crazy nut with the revolver.
Burnett: How could I forget him? *Drives Lady into tunnel*
Lady: *Turns on lights*
Burnett: Can あなた see?
Lady: Better than ever.
Diesel 10: And I see a purple ティーカップ, 茶碗 begging to be crushed.
P.T Boomer: または shot at!
Burnett: They're still on the track 次 to us. They could end up on the same track we're on, but that would be half a mile up. I got a good idea. *Applies brakes*
Diesel 10: They're stopping!
P.T Boomer: *Applies Diesel 10's brakes*
Lady: *Goes backwards*
Burnett: I always have a few tricks up my sleeve. *Goes over switch track*
Lilly: We're away from them.
Diesel 10: They're gone!
P.T Boomer: We'll go on their track. *Backs up Diesel 10 to switch, and ends up on right track*

Meanwhile with Lady

Lilly: Good thinking Grandpa.
Burnett: Thank you. *Goes pass another switch* Okay, we're on Gordon's express line now.
Lady: *Goes フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして again*
Lilly: Still no sign of those two.
Diesel 10: *Backs up pass switch track*
Lilly: I stand corrected.
Burnett: They're far away from us. They won't catch up to us.
Splatter: *Shows up on other track 次 to Lady* Hello Mr. Stone. Did あなた miss me?
Gordon: *Pulling express* Out of my way! Express coming through!
Splatter: *Sees Gordon in front of him* Uh oh.
Gordon: *Crashes into Splatter*
Splatter: Whoa! *Blocking Diesel 10's track*
Diesel 10: Oh damnit. *Goes faster, and rams Splatter off of his track*
P.T Boomer: Shit, that was close.

Lady was getting very far away from Diesel 10, but she was heading towards Gordon's Hill.

Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess あなた found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave あなた that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did あなた end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, あなた know that claw on 上, ページのトップへ of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady* We're in the clear my lady.
Splatter: *Pushing freight cars up Gordon's hill* Why am I doing this again?
Dodge: To stop Lady. Once she hits these freight cars, I'll get behind her, and we'll both take her to the smelter's yard. *Going down other side of Gordon's hill*
Splatter: *Gets freight cars to 上, ページのトップへ of Gordon's hill*
Lady: *Going up hill*
Dodge: Special delivery!
Splatter: *Uncouples himself from freight cars*

The freight cars came rolling toward Lady.

Burnett: *Applies brakes*
Lady: *Stops, and gets hit によって freight cars*
Dodge: *Goes past Lady*
Lilly: He's going to find a set of points to switch onto our track.
Burnett: But he won't catch us. *Tries to make Lady go forward*

Lady was slipping, as she was starting uphill with several freight cars in front of her. As she was spinning her wheels, poop started coming out of her funnel.

Lady: I can't push these freight cars.
Lilly: Why is this happening?
Burnett: She's a magic engine, what did あなた expect?! We'll have to go backwards.
Splatter: *Couples to other side of freight cars, then pulls them*
Lady: I got coupled up to the cars when they hit me.
Burnett: We just have to try, and go backwards.
Lady: *Slipping in reverse, and having もっと見る poop come out of her funnel*
Burnett: *Keeps Lady in reverse* Keep trying my lady. あなた got to!
Lilly: *Walks out of Lady, and uncouples her from train, then quickly jumps back on*
Lady: *Going backwards fast*
Lilly: I don't know about you, but this engine did say those freight cars were too heavy for her.
Burnett: Well, let me know when you're gonna do a crazy stunt like that 次 time. What if あなた didn't make it back in on time?
Lilly: Hey, I stepped in some of Lady's shit to save her, and you.
Dodge: *About to get on Lady's track*
Lady: *Passes Dodge*
Dodge: What happened?!
Splatter: *Arrives* I'm sorry, but she just escaped.
Dodge: あなた imbecile. No wonder why Diesel 10 thinks of us as idiots. He blames your stupidity on me!

The three engines were going backwards.

Diesel 10: *On the track left to Lady*
P.T Boomer: We have あなた surrounded.
Lady: Mr. Stone still has a lot of tricks up his sleeve あなた know.
Diesel 10: Like what?
Burnett: This! *Applies brakes, and has Lady going forward, passing the three diesels*
Diesel 10: After her!
Splatter: She's heading back to Gordon's Hill.
Diesel 10: What do あなた mean, "Back to Gordon's Hill?"
Dodge: We tried stopping her によって blocking her track with freight cars, and surrounding her.
Diesel 10: If that was my plan, it would've worked successfully.
P.T Boomer: What about me?
Diesel 10: It would've worked if it was your plan too Boomer.
P.T Boomer: Thank あなた sir. *Grabs revolver, and aims it at Lady*
Lilly: The points are set to the track that the freight cars are on.
P.T Boomer: *Shoots switch によって accident* Oh dear.
Lady: *Gets onto right track*
Dodge: Whoa! *Applies brakes, but can't slow down in time*

The points were against Dodge, and he derailed.

P.T Boomer: Sorry Diesel 10.
Diesel 10: Ah, don't worry about it. He was an asshole, and we're still behind Lady. Only she's not heading for the freight cars.
P.T Boomer: *Staring at poop によって freight cars* That's a massive shit. I wonder who did that.
Diesel 10: Who cares?
Splatter: *Next to Lady* I'm going to get you.
Lady: No you're not, because you're on the left side of the mainline, and there's another track between us.
Splatter: So? *Sees points in front of him* Oh good, I can switch onto the middle track.
Henry: *Passing Splatter on middle track*
Splatter: And now I have to wait for Henry. *Applies brakes, but crashes into Henry's train*

One of the freight cars was heading towards Lady.

Burnett: Oh no あなた don't. *Puts もっと見る coal into Lady's firebox*
Lady: *Goes faster*
Diesel 10: *Goes faster*

The freight car hit Pinchy.

Diesel 10: Oh no! Pinchy, say something!
Pinchy: *Dead*
P.T Boomer: Well, あなた still have me sir.

After escaping the diesels once again, Lady saw a bridge. She had to stop, because it was under reconstruction.

Burnett: I think we can make it. What do あなた two think?
Lilly: Sure. Is that okay with あなた Lady?
Lady: I can make it.
Burnett: *Drives Lady backwards*
Diesel 10: *Getting towards Lady with Splatter, Dodge, and P.T Boomer*
Splatter: There she is.
Lady: *Stops*
Diesel 10: This is it. Let's get her.
Lady: *Going フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして very quickly*
Splatter: What's she doing?
Dodge: She's gonna destroy that bridge.
Lady: *Continues going over bridge*

The bridge started to crumble, but Lady made it across before it fell apart.

Lady: Woohoo!
Burnett: We did it!
Dora: We did it, we did it!
Burnett: Fuck あなた Dora The Explorer. *Pushes Dora out of Lady*
Dora: *Dies*
Diesel 10: Well I'll be.
P.T Boomer: She actually made it across.

After getting over the bridge, Burnett stopped Lady at Knapford Station where Sir Tophamm Hat was waiting.

Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sees Burnett Stone, and Lady* Hello. Who are you? And where did this engine come from?
Burnett: I am a friend of Mr. Conductor's. I'll take あなた to him if you'd like, but Diesel 10 has been causing havoc.
Sir Tophamm Hat: I'll deal with Diesel 10, and his goons later, but now I want あなた to take me to Mr. Conductor. *Climbs aboard Lady* This is a really beautiful engine あなた have.
Lady: *Blushes*
Burnett: *Drives Lady to Mr. Conductor's location*

Later, Mr. Conductor was helping some workmen get Thomas back on the rails.

Thomas: Do あなた think Lady escaped?
Mr. Conductor: I don't know Thomas. I hope she did, because あなた know how much she means to Burnett.
Lady: *Blows her whistle*
Thomas: I see her.
Burnett: *Stops Lady 次 to Thomas*
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Jumps out of Lady* Mr. Conductor, I'm glad to see you're safe. Your friend Burnett Stone told me everything about what happened.
Mr. Conductor: I'm sorry if I disappointed あなた sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: I'm not disappointed. Although Thomas will have to go to the Steam works for repairs, and Henry's tunnel will need to be repaired, nothing serious happened.
Burnett: Oh, a bridge collapsed.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well, I better go find Diesel 10.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Hello Teapot! I'm back to scrap you!
Sir Tophamm Hat: I don't think so. *Grabs grenade*
Diesel 10: P.T stop him!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Throws grenade into Diesel 10*
Diesel 10: oh shit. *Blows up*
Thomas: Who are you, and what have あなた done with the real Sir Tophamm Hat?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Don't worry. I assure あなた that I'm still the real Sir Tophamm Hat.
Burnett: あなた got a good arm Tophamm. *Laughing, but then he starts to choke, and falls on the ground*
Lady: Mr. Stone?
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Checking Burnett's pulse* He's dead.
Mr. Conductor: Everyone gasped. We couldn't believe it. He was dead, and this was supposed to be a kid's show. I guess the explosion, and all the swearing, and violence caused him to die in this story. Splatter & Dodge were sent to The Other Railway on the Mainland, and never set their wheels on Sodor again. After Burnett Stone passed away, Lady was 与えられた to Sir Tophamm Hat, knowing that he would take good care of her, as he does with all his other engines. As for me, Mr. Conductor? I'm glad this is over. Now, I can be back to being Alec Baldwin, and think about other 映画 I've done that were better than this, such as The Hunt For The Red October, ネコ & Dogs, and maybe even Madagascar 2, Escape To Africa.

The End