Dearest The Office,
Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my ハート, 心 every Thursday. あなた are my お気に入り 表示する and have been for a number of years. I want あなた to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want あなた to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a テレビ 表示する and its characters. However, I am ホーム sick and bored out of my mind, so here goes...
Michael Gary Scott: あなた goofy idiot. You're a loveable dumbass. あなた have very little class at all, as we have observed through your Hooters obsession ("I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.") your inexplicable attacks towards Toby ("I hate so much about the things that あなた choose to be.") and your 全体, 全体的です uncouth-ness in general. I think あなた and Jan make a great couple in the most messed-up way possible. If あなた break up with her, please let it be because of something besides the fact that she doesn't like her implants. Until the strike ends, I will make sure your memory lives on forever によって thinking and/or saying "That's what she said," whenever the opportunity arises.
Dwight Kurt "Danger" Schrute: あなた are so funny when あなた are being serious. あなた are one of the most devoted people I know. I honestly hope that あなた fulfill your life-long dream of dying in your 机, デスク chair. I am undecided about how to feel about your clinginess to Michael. Sometimes it's rather annyoing, and sometimes it is sweet and/or hilarious. あなた and Angela are a great couple. Please try to win her back without hurting Andy, as I think あなた two have the potential to be great friends. Your concussion-induced niceness will forever live on in my mind, as well as the hilarious things あなた 発言しました when being driven to the hospital ("You can't 火災, 火 me, I don't work in this van!"). I will always remember Mr. A. ナイフ and your role as The Overkill Killer. To preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will find one person and be completely devoted to them for the rest of my life, no matter what, even if they call in sick when they're really just going to magic camp.
Jim Halpert: あなた are the most loveable person I know, which makes it extra sad that あなた are a fictional character. I have grown to accept the fact that あなた will forever 愛 Pam Beesly, and I even celebrate it. Your camera looks and clever quips will forever steal my ハート, 心 like poker chips. Your undying classiness towards ridiculous people such as Michael Scott will always feed my respect for you. Your awesome pranks towards Dwight will ALWAYS make me laugh, though I believe your best prank was towards Andy. Jim, have あなた ever considered the fact that perhaps あなた are in the ceiling? I will preserve your memory until the strike ends によって being as nice as possible towards all the asses I know.
Pamela Beesly: あなた are an amazing person. あなた manage to deal with people such as Michael Scott while keeping your sense of humor. あなた were very strong during Season 3, when Jim and Karen were together. During your speech at ビーチ Day, my ハート, 心 swelled with pride. Though I wanted to kill あなた for getting back together with Roy, I appreciated the fact that it made あなた want to be もっと見る honest with everybody, because あなた used to be kind of a doormat. Continue to try and keep Angela in her place, and follow your dreams. あなた will be a great artist someday, and あなた won the ハート, 心 of Jim Halpert. Nice. You've made some pretty big mistakes along the way (Casino Night) but now that あなた and Jim are together and pulling pranks again, I know that everything will be okay. However, breaking up with Jim would cause me to dislike あなた for a loooong time, unless it was for a REALLY, REALLY good reason. I will preserve your memory until the strike ends によって being as honest as possible with people who are not crazy and will not try to destroy bars when I tell them the cold, hard truth.
Angela Martin: あなた are a warrior, no matter how bitchy あなた may be towards Phyllis. あなた find a need to fight for your religious beliefs, your cats, and your man. Though I think it was rather foolish of あなた to start dating Andy, I understand your hurt over Dwight's mercy-killing of Sprinkles. I hope Garbage is doing okay. I am anxious to know what あなた named him, even though I 愛 the name Garbage. In order to preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will judge as many people as possible.
Jan Levinson (No Gould): あなた are obviously a very messed up person. That's the only way あなた could possibly put up with a guy like Michael Scott. Though I am upset for あなた that あなた ロスト your corporate position to Ryan (ew.), I enjoy the new, lazy, poor version of your character. Plus I loves those sweats and sunglasses あなた wore in Money. In order to preserve your memory, I will attempt to be both professional and completely insane at the same time.
Andy Bernard, Kevin Malone, Meridith Palmer, Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, Phyliss Vance, Stanley Hudson, Kelly Kapoor and Toby Flenderson: Most of あなた are completely insane. Those sort-of-normal ones, I wish あなた happiness as あなた deal with the craziness that is the Scranton branch. あなた are all hilarious and I 愛 あなた dearly. I have no idea how i will preserve the memories of all of you. I am just one person.
Roy Anderson & Karen Phillipelli: I don't care for either of you. At all. あなた stopped Jim and Pam from being together. Though sometimes あなた are good people, あなた both have those qualities that make me hate you.
Roy: あなた were just a horrible person overall, especially towards Pam. She was a great person and あなた took her for granted. Also, あなた tried to beat the crap out of Jim. And I will never forgive あなた for either of those things.
Karen: I know あなた have a good sense of humor and very pretty good with Jim, but あなた called Pam a 雌犬 and あなた played the "Needy Girlfriend" part a couple of times. Plus, あなた told Jim to 移動する to New York and forget Pam. And for that, I will never forgive you. However, I did like あなた in The Initiation and Grief Counseling. But that's it.
And no, I did not forget Ryan. I decided not to feed his ego によって 書く him a letter.
The Office, I will always 愛 you. I honestly hope the strike ends very soon so I can continue laughing my 尻, お尻 off every Thursday.
Sincerely,
jamfan4
