Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty 表, テーブル at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start あなた off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but あなた can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would あなた like to drink? asked Jacques Roach イチゴ lemonade. 発言しました Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. 発言しました Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. 発言しました Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen. Two straws? Got it. 発言しました Jacques. Terribly sorry for the wait. But here あなた go. あなた two enjoy. 発言しました Jacques As the two sipped away at their drink and looked into each other's eyes. Miss Piggy, who had been sitting a booth with Kermit, was watching Wayne and Wanda and was grossed out when they were getting all lovey-dovey with each other. Hey, Statler, what do あなた think of Wayne and Wanda's 愛 for each other? asked Waldorf One thing's for sure: it's still a better 愛 story than Twilight. 発言しました Statler The two laughed, but then realized the joke they told wasn't that funny. The same waiter from before came to take this time, asking them what they wanted to eat. We'll take the sphagetti and make sure あなた bring back two forks with that. 発言しました Wayne We will defienetly make sure to bring back two forks with that, but would あなた like meat sauce または meatless sauce with that? asked Jacques Roach Meat sauce if あなた don't mind. 発言しました Wayne. Okay. That will be ready shortly. 発言しました Jacques Roach. Wanda, who had finally waited to ask Wayne a 質問 until after their waiter disappeared into the キッチン started her sentence with is our a waiter a roach? Yes. I'm afraid so. Our waiter is a roach. 発言しました Wayne Wanda broke out into a cold sweat and fainted on the floor. Wanda, dear, our 食 is here. This food's not going to eat itself. I need a 秒 person present to eat this sphagetti with me. 発言しました Wayne You're absolutely right. 発言しました Wanda, joining Wayne. At a strip club 次 door, Scooter, Link Hoghtrob, Andy and Randy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Pepe, Floyd, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Lips were paying Spamela Hamderson to keep her clothes on によって throwing money at her. At a coffee place across the street, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Rizzo, Polly Lobster, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo were so intoxicated they could barely see straight. あなた fellas going to stay here all night または what? asked Pops