1. あなた try to convince your フレンズ that あなた are the hero of time


2. when あなた get into conversations like this...
"he totally looks like a creeper"
"I KNOOOOW RIGHT!"
....it ends up like this
"You wanna see a creeper" *hold up a picture of Ghirahim*


3. when あなた see cows あなた sing/ yell/ whistle epona's song and hope for free milk


4. When speaking with gingers...
- greetings= ARE あなた A GERUDO! :D
- conversations= Are あなた sure you're not a gerudo? :/


5. あなた convince your little brother that he was raised によって a 木, ツリー and he will never grow up


6. when talking about the apocalypse in science class...

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