A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope あなた do to!

'The パスタ Diet'


The パスタ Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN パスタ DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. あなた walk パスタ da bakery.

2... あなた walka パスタ da キャンディー store.

3.. あなた walka パスタ da Ice Cream shop.

4. あなた walka パスタ da 表, テーブル and fridge.

あなた will lose weight!

AND....

For those of あなた who watch what あなた eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer ハート, 心 attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer ハート, 心 attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer ハート, 心 attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer ハート, 心 attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer ハート, 心 attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what あなた like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.