Is 6:59 in the morning.Duncan is sleeping.Courtney wakes up.She sees that is 7:00 in the morning.Then she tries to wake him up.
-Duncan!
He is still sleeping.
-Duncan, is 7:00 in the morning.
He moans.
-DUNCAN!
-Ahh!
He falls off the bed.
-Ouch!My right hand!And, why did あなた wake me up at 7:00?
-Because, at 7:00 we must wash, at 7:30 we must get dressed, at 8:00 we must take the breakfast and at 8:30 we must do different sports.See?Here's the program.
She is putting the program on his face.He takes it.
-Be fast!I will be the first if you're not!
Then, when she was going to the bathroom, he threw the program at the trash.Then he ran to wash his face.He wiped the water off his face, then he saw Courtney dressed already.
-I warned you!
He was screaming in his mind and then got dressed.
-Let's eat!
-What are these?
-Grains.
He almost puked.
-But...These have not taste!
-Shut up and eat, pretty boy!
He was thinking:
-I don't like when she calls me pretty.
Then he ate.At the half of the bowl, he couldn't eat.
-Duncan, eat!
-But, Courtney...Isn't this bowl too big?
-No matter!Eat, if あなた want to have energy.
She ran to do some exercises.He raised the spoon and was putting it in the bowl again.Then said:
-She annoys me too much!
He was hiding the bowl under the 表, テーブル and then ran out.
-Duncan, have あなた finished the bowl?
-Yes, he lied.
-Hmmm...Let's check.
Then they were entering in the キッチン again.She checked the table.Nothing.Then the sink.Still nothing.Then, was going under the table, where it was.Then she saw it.
-Ha!You lied!
Then she was giving it in his face.
-That happens with the ones who lie and who were finishing the breakfast the second.
-But, I didn't finish it.
-Oh, no, silly!You finished it on your face!Ha ha ha!
She ran out.
-Uh-oh!I forgot something!
Then she was entering in the キッチン again, while Duncan wiped the grains and the ミルク off his face.She held his hand and ran with him out.He was looking confused.
-Let's run 15 kilometers!Courtney said.
-15 kilo...meters?
-Yes!3, 2, 1, go!
Only Courtney ran.Then she came back and said:
-I said...Go!
They ran.When they ran 5 kilometers, Courtney ran slow, brought an umbrella, juice, a sunbed and sunglases.
-Life is good!
Then she drank the juice.He ran 15 kilometers and then came back.Then he saw Courtney relaxing.
-What are あなた doing?
-I ran 15 kilometers already!she lied.
-Let's check...
-You can't!Do あなた see that is at the start, silly?I ran already!
-Don't call me silly!
-Aww!Don't be angry!
Then she kissed him.He angry, pulled.
-Let's go home!Duncan said.
-But I won!Let's do a picnic.
He sighed.
-Take the blanket and the 食 basket.
-But, why don't あなた take the basket and I take the blanket?
-Because I am a woman.You are a man.The men don't help the women?
-Okay!
They arrived at the ideal place to make the picnic.
-Please keep the basket!Duncan said.
-Okay!
He was putting the blanket on the smooth grass.Then Courtney gave him the basket.She "accidentally" gave the whole 食 on his pants.
-Courtney?What did あなた do?
-I am sorry!she lied.
-Now we can't eat!I'm...
Then he saw a girl with ティール hair black eyes, and pale skin.She was dressed just in black, blue and green.For him was looking hot.
-You're what?DUNCAN!
He was ignoring her.Then she was going home.
-I am lucky that I brought paper and pencils.
He started to draw that girl.Then was moving the blanket to come closer.
-What are あなた doing here?the girl said.
He was ashamed.
-I wanted to ask what is your name.
-My name is Gwen.What's yours?
-My name is Duncan.
-Nice name!
-You're nice too!
-What?
Then he slapped his forehead and whispered:
-Stupid!
-Is something wrong?
-No!
-Where's your house?
-Um..Is the 252th number, why?
-Because I was just curious.Mine is the 236th number.
-Close!
They held their hands.He was thinking:
-I must break up with Courtney!She annoys me!But Gwen isn't annoying!She's perfect, she's hot, she's...I have no Idea.
-If is something wrong, tell me and I give あなた a pill to chill.
-Is nothing wrong.Okay...Bye!
-Bye!
After he left, Gwen said:
-He looks hot!So perfect!
Duncan arrived home.Then was entering.
-Duncan!You came back!
-Yeah, to tell あなた something.
-What?
-I realized something:When I ran 15 kilometers, あなた just stayed there and didn't run.
-I ran 5 kilometers.
-But, is still cheating.You didn't win, I won!So, I want to tell あなた other thing:You annoy me and...It's over, Courtney!
-What???
-Yeah!I will do the bagages and go back home!
-Fine!Goodbye, あなた ******* ******* *************** ********** ************ ******** *******!(just ランダム censorships)
He was doing his bagages and was going home.
-I give あなた a little gift!
-Okay!
She gives him the gift.He opened and was a very big clown.
-Not funny!
He threw the box in Courtney's head and left.He arrived.Was opening the door, was putting the bagages on his bed, and sat on the bed.
-I want to make a visit to Gwen!And to ask her if she likes me, because I like her A LOT!!!
He was going to Gwen's house.Then knocked at the door.
-Who's there?
-Me, Duncan!
-Come in!What do あなた want?
-I want to ask あなた if...
-If...
-If あなた like me!
-Yeah...I like you.
-Really?
-Yes!That's why I asked あなた if is something wrong with あなた and to give あなた the pill.
He kissed her.She kissed him back.
-Do あなた want to watch TV?
-Sure!Do あなた watch monster movies?
-Yes!I like them a lot!
-Really?Me too!
They were watching at a movie with zombies.One time Gwen was scared and hugged Duncan.Then they smiled at each other.The movie was over at 20:30.Then Gwen said:
-I am sleepy!
-Come here!
Then Gwen was sleeping on Duncan's chest.15 分 later, Duncan slept too.Gwen hugged him tighter.Duncan was putting his arm at her waist.
THE END!
-Duncan!
He is still sleeping.
-Duncan, is 7:00 in the morning.
He moans.
-DUNCAN!
-Ahh!
He falls off the bed.
-Ouch!My right hand!And, why did あなた wake me up at 7:00?
-Because, at 7:00 we must wash, at 7:30 we must get dressed, at 8:00 we must take the breakfast and at 8:30 we must do different sports.See?Here's the program.
She is putting the program on his face.He takes it.
-Be fast!I will be the first if you're not!
Then, when she was going to the bathroom, he threw the program at the trash.Then he ran to wash his face.He wiped the water off his face, then he saw Courtney dressed already.
-I warned you!
He was screaming in his mind and then got dressed.
-Let's eat!
-What are these?
-Grains.
He almost puked.
-But...These have not taste!
-Shut up and eat, pretty boy!
He was thinking:
-I don't like when she calls me pretty.
Then he ate.At the half of the bowl, he couldn't eat.
-Duncan, eat!
-But, Courtney...Isn't this bowl too big?
-No matter!Eat, if あなた want to have energy.
She ran to do some exercises.He raised the spoon and was putting it in the bowl again.Then said:
-She annoys me too much!
He was hiding the bowl under the 表, テーブル and then ran out.
-Duncan, have あなた finished the bowl?
-Yes, he lied.
-Hmmm...Let's check.
Then they were entering in the キッチン again.She checked the table.Nothing.Then the sink.Still nothing.Then, was going under the table, where it was.Then she saw it.
-Ha!You lied!
Then she was giving it in his face.
-That happens with the ones who lie and who were finishing the breakfast the second.
-But, I didn't finish it.
-Oh, no, silly!You finished it on your face!Ha ha ha!
She ran out.
-Uh-oh!I forgot something!
Then she was entering in the キッチン again, while Duncan wiped the grains and the ミルク off his face.She held his hand and ran with him out.He was looking confused.
-Let's run 15 kilometers!Courtney said.
-15 kilo...meters?
-Yes!3, 2, 1, go!
Only Courtney ran.Then she came back and said:
-I said...Go!
They ran.When they ran 5 kilometers, Courtney ran slow, brought an umbrella, juice, a sunbed and sunglases.
-Life is good!
Then she drank the juice.He ran 15 kilometers and then came back.Then he saw Courtney relaxing.
-What are あなた doing?
-I ran 15 kilometers already!she lied.
-Let's check...
-You can't!Do あなた see that is at the start, silly?I ran already!
-Don't call me silly!
-Aww!Don't be angry!
Then she kissed him.He angry, pulled.
-Let's go home!Duncan said.
-But I won!Let's do a picnic.
He sighed.
-Take the blanket and the 食 basket.
-But, why don't あなた take the basket and I take the blanket?
-Because I am a woman.You are a man.The men don't help the women?
-Okay!
They arrived at the ideal place to make the picnic.
-Please keep the basket!Duncan said.
-Okay!
He was putting the blanket on the smooth grass.Then Courtney gave him the basket.She "accidentally" gave the whole 食 on his pants.
-Courtney?What did あなた do?
-I am sorry!she lied.
-Now we can't eat!I'm...
Then he saw a girl with ティール hair black eyes, and pale skin.She was dressed just in black, blue and green.For him was looking hot.
-You're what?DUNCAN!
He was ignoring her.Then she was going home.
-I am lucky that I brought paper and pencils.
He started to draw that girl.Then was moving the blanket to come closer.
-What are あなた doing here?the girl said.
He was ashamed.
-I wanted to ask what is your name.
-My name is Gwen.What's yours?
-My name is Duncan.
-Nice name!
-You're nice too!
-What?
Then he slapped his forehead and whispered:
-Stupid!
-Is something wrong?
-No!
-Where's your house?
-Um..Is the 252th number, why?
-Because I was just curious.Mine is the 236th number.
-Close!
They held their hands.He was thinking:
-I must break up with Courtney!She annoys me!But Gwen isn't annoying!She's perfect, she's hot, she's...I have no Idea.
-If is something wrong, tell me and I give あなた a pill to chill.
-Is nothing wrong.Okay...Bye!
-Bye!
After he left, Gwen said:
-He looks hot!So perfect!
Duncan arrived home.Then was entering.
-Duncan!You came back!
-Yeah, to tell あなた something.
-What?
-I realized something:When I ran 15 kilometers, あなた just stayed there and didn't run.
-I ran 5 kilometers.
-But, is still cheating.You didn't win, I won!So, I want to tell あなた other thing:You annoy me and...It's over, Courtney!
-What???
-Yeah!I will do the bagages and go back home!
-Fine!Goodbye, あなた ******* ******* *************** ********** ************ ******** *******!(just ランダム censorships)
He was doing his bagages and was going home.
-I give あなた a little gift!
-Okay!
She gives him the gift.He opened and was a very big clown.
-Not funny!
He threw the box in Courtney's head and left.He arrived.Was opening the door, was putting the bagages on his bed, and sat on the bed.
-I want to make a visit to Gwen!And to ask her if she likes me, because I like her A LOT!!!
He was going to Gwen's house.Then knocked at the door.
-Who's there?
-Me, Duncan!
-Come in!What do あなた want?
-I want to ask あなた if...
-If...
-If あなた like me!
-Yeah...I like you.
-Really?
-Yes!That's why I asked あなた if is something wrong with あなた and to give あなた the pill.
He kissed her.She kissed him back.
-Do あなた want to watch TV?
-Sure!Do あなた watch monster movies?
-Yes!I like them a lot!
-Really?Me too!
They were watching at a movie with zombies.One time Gwen was scared and hugged Duncan.Then they smiled at each other.The movie was over at 20:30.Then Gwen said:
-I am sleepy!
-Come here!
Then Gwen was sleeping on Duncan's chest.15 分 later, Duncan slept too.Gwen hugged him tighter.Duncan was putting his arm at her waist.
THE END!
Duncan: I object
Trent: what!
Gwen: huh
Duncan: I object because I am in 愛 with Gwendolyn
Trent: Gwendolyn?
Duncan: あなた don't know her name
Gwen: I 愛 あなた duncan
Trent: I told あなた never to say that あなた fuckin retard!
Gwen: what did あなた call me
Trent: um.....
Gwen punches trent
Gwen: don't call me that あなた son of a bitch
Duncan and gwen share a kiss
Everyone: awwwwww
Duncan: will あなた marry me gwen?
Trent: no
Gwen: yes
Trent: nooooo
Duncan kicks trent
Duncan: shut up
And gwen and duncan live happily ever after and if あなた wonder what happened to Trent lets say i gave him the worst time of his life
Bye everyone