1. WTF is wrong with スーパーマン Returns?
2. Did anyone know that スーパーマン is an American staple? Is it save to say Mickey マウス will soon be a sewer rat? The American flag will have polka-dots? Coca-Cola will taste like warm Michelob? Sony will start making crappy defective video game products?.......oh.
3. The kid was too young. He was an excellent Clark Kent. Teenage スーパーマン is stupid. I got a film idea for Brandon Routh's teenage スーパーマン (go and look! It sucks but look anyway!) but here it didn't work.