Timmy

"Charlie"

NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.

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The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.

CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mr. Garrison walks into the room.

MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.

The class ignores him and continues.

CLASS: Chug! Chug!...

SFG- So, guys. Now that あなた fought over クッキー and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! あなた know あなた like クッキー AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If あなた all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey 質問 is... ネコ または Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his 尻, お尻 well!
Kyle- No あなた can't! あなた can't even パンチ a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP あなた TWO! Kyle, what do あなた answer for...