Sonic

Roger returned from talking to the actors.

Roger: Okay. *Sits down 次 to the Casting Director* I told them to come in one によって one.
Casting Director: Good. あなた can read the lines when necessary, right?
Roger: Of course.
Melissa: *Walks in with her 芝居 coach*
Coach: Good pace. Nice and casual, now go in for the handshake.
Melissa: *Shakes the Casting Director's hand* Hi. My name is Melissa. I'm here to audition for the part of Juliet.
Coach: A little forceful, but keep going.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, who are you?
Coach: I'm Melissa's 芝居 coach. Here for moral support, but ignore me.
Casting...

After Josh left, the Casting Director had a headache.

Casting Director: This has been awful so far. Should we take a 5 分 break before seeing the other actors?
Roger: That was the last actor.
Casting Director: It was?! We only saw 9 actors. I was supposed to cast this thing, and now it's ruined.
Roger: *Looking at his phone* My girlfriend just got here. Can I leave early?
Casting Director: No!!
Roger: *Sad* But, we have a ピザ date...
Casting Director: I don't care about your ピザ date! We're not leaving until we get our two leads! I'm calling Avery! *Calls Avery on her phone*
Roger: あなた know...

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog ファン Fiction

Bad Auditions によって Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's 芝居 Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
And Blaze The Cat as Amy

One 日 at a building for plays.

Joe: *Parks his Chrysler in the parking lot*
Coach: *Parks his Escalade* Okay Melissa. Are you...

Catherine crawled onto the stage on all fours. She is dressed as a cat.

Casting Director: Uh, hello. Are you-
Catherine: Meow.
Casting Director: Excuse me?
Catherine: Meow. *Stretching*
Roger: Is this a method actor too?
Casting Director: I don't know what she's doing. *Stands up, and walks to Catherine* Excuse me miss.
Catherine: *Tries to scratch the C.D* Hisssssssss!!!
Casting Director: *Backs up, saving herself from getting scratched* Okay then.
Catherine: *Goes around in a circle. She stretches once more* Meow. *Sees the C.D* Hiss!!!
Casting Director: *Goes to her seat* Do あなた want to do a monologue,...

Martin arrives, dressed in the costume Romeo wore in the 1968 film, Romeo & Juliet.

Casting Director: Wow. Nice costume.
Martin: Forsooth, these simple garments for which あなた surmise have no mood または color to them. They are neither cheerful, nor melancholy as thus doth proclaim.
Roger: What did he say?
Casting Director: I think what we have here is a method actor. He stays in character all of the time, and thinks that the play is real life.
Martin: Alas! A man of the stage I cannot claim to be. Character one may find in these meek, and feeble bones, but-
Casting Director: I don't care. Look, if...