Shadow: *drinking*
Waitress: "Hey hunky!"
Shadow: "Sorry, not intrested."
Waitress: "ya sureee sweetheart?" *her breats jiggle*
Shadow: "I'm sure."
Waitress: "guh, fine! こんにちは sonic! Come er and serve this man with bad taste In Women!" *Walks away*
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Sonic: "Hello sir, I am sonic, I'll be your Waiter this evening. Anything to drink?"
Shadow: "uhh, yeah. Can I have another ビール please?" *looks at him while drooling a little bit*
Sonic: "Sure thing sir, right away!" *Walks into the kitchen*
Shadow: "No! He's a guy! And I'm a guy, I shouldn't think he's hot. There are plenty of women I like here, like, that...
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