Yesterday afternoon I decided to watch the new シュレック movie which is currently out in the USA but not out in Ireland または the UK until 次 month. The movie シュレック Forever After is the 3rd prequel to the other 3 映画 about an ogre who rescues a princess from a 火災, 火 breathing dragon who turns out to be an ogre herself. シュレック who is now a dotting dad to three ogre kids misses his old life as an ogre and wishes that he can go back to being a fearful ogre again. A new villain Rumpkensin gives シュレック a contract to be an ogre for the day. But when シュレック signs it he is sent back in time to where he was hated and feared. Now シュレック must find a way back to the 前 日 in order for him to go back. I was quite disappointed in this one as it was like watching シンデレラ III: A twist in time(you know the one with Cinderella’s evil stepmother turning back time). There was a lot of things that made no sense whatsoever e.g. when シュレック went back to another time Fiona is still an ogre and not a princess, Puss in Boots was like ガーフィールド gone wrong LOL.
Anyway im not giving any もっと見る details of the movie but if あなた are dying to see it then go to www.watchmovies.net and type in シュレック Forever After in the 検索 box.
Rating: 7/10
If あなた like シンデレラ III,Shrek series and 魔法にかけられて あなた will like this.
Best bit: None really
Anyway im not giving any もっと見る details of the movie but if あなた are dying to see it then go to www.watchmovies.net and type in シュレック Forever After in the 検索 box.
Rating: 7/10
If あなた like シンデレラ III,Shrek series and 魔法にかけられて あなた will like this.
Best bit: None really
It was my 16th birthday. All I wanted was to see Shrek. When i told my parents what I wanted, they laughed and called me a queer. I cried as they beat me mercilessly with my pet potato. All of a sudden, シュレック bursted through my window. He through my parents into our fireplace. The smell of my parents filled my nostrils. I thank Shrek. He whispers into my ear, "I'm making ワッフル now". He puts me on my knees and he shoves his massive ogre privates in my mouth. I can barely breathe but I carry on. I was nearly choking when he filled my mouth with his love. I felt like I was drowning but i would never say no to Shrek. We are all Shrek's children. シュレック watch over us all. シュレック is love, シュレック is life.
