Just Sheldon :D

Season 2, Episode 1 (The Bad 魚 Paradigm)

I've got もっと見る nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.

Mom smokes in the car. ジーザス is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.

I drank ミルク that tasted funny.

Season 2, Episode 2 (The Codpiece Topology)     

Notify the editors of the オックスフォード English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato -- または as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.

You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. Mud.

Season 2, Episode...