A Boy Named Sue: Johnny Cash

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: こんにちは Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings あなた here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground.
Liam:...

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Mike: Heeey.
Sean: What do あなた want Fonzi?
Mike: Ladies. *Blows his horn*
Rosie: *Pops up in front of him*
Mike: Uuuhhh....
Sean: Too much for あなた to handle? *Chuckles as he leaves*
Snowflake: What is it with that red diesel? Blowing his horn just to attract steam engines? Anyways, I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'll be your hostess tonight. We're finishing off this segment of the S.S.S.S with another episode of On The Block, and The Adventures of 虹 Dash. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping,...

Song (Start at 4:16): link

Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great 音楽 for you.
Skywalker: Did あなた forget that we have a 表示する to run?
Master Sword: You're the host あなた know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last 表示する of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...

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Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.

Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.

Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes によって with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down によって a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great 表示する for you. The schedule is down below.

Part 1 - Now

Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G

Part 2 - 8:30

On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14

Theme song...

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Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome...

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Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I ロスト in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if あなた won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How あなた guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the 秒 half of our 表示する here for あなた tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy...

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Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for ランダム characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing 次 to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: あなた WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader*...

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Tom: *Skiing down a slope* It's a nice 日 for skiing. I sure hope no one tries to kill me.
Warner Brothers Assassins: Kill him! He's been making fun of our company for too long!!!
Tom: Oh great.
Warner Brothers Assassins: *Shooting at Tom, but their bullets only hit the snow*
Twilight: *Playing black jack with Applejack, and Rarity* Man, I ain't losin' to losers like you.
Tom: *Jumps over them*
Applejack: What was that?!
Warner Bros Assassin: *Crashes into their table*
Mily: *Stops at a station* I'm here for my 次 cameo.
Tom: *Jumps over her* And it's over!!
Mily: Ah!! *Backs up*
Warner Bros...

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Salt Lake City, 1966

Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into ベッド with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his car with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor 次 to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Challenger

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief...

Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right 次 to-
Buttercup: Enough of that intro! We already heard it in the pilot episode.
Announcer: Um, sorry. Today, Sean took the Powerpuff Girls into Wal-Mart, in a town 12 miles away from Milford, called Flemington.
Sean: *Pushing a shopping カート with the Powerpuff Girls sitting in it* Okay girls, remember, I only have 35 dollars. あなた can get whatever あなた want as long as we don't go over budget.
Bubbles: What's a budget?
Sean: A budget is a... well....
Blossom: あなた don't know what it is?
Sean: It's got something to do with money.

The four...

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, または chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson オートバイ on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 次 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies ストール, 盗んだ the Golden Spike.

Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give あなた permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until あなた find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.

Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.

Irish...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with アップルジャック, applejack in Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...

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Kevin: *Sitting down, drinking a soda*
Mr. Nut: Pride And Joy ladies and gentlemen, によって Stevie 線, レイ Vaughan.
Mily: Nice choice. *Passes によって with five passenger cars*
Mr. Nut: After all this time, we're finally back, and I am your host によって the way. My name is Mr. Nut, and I am from The Nut House. Our schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz
Trainz

8:30 PM

On The Block
The Nut House

Mr. Nut: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will begin now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run によって five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains...

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Kevin & Liam: *Running past several buildings*
Wayne: Come back here you!!!
Eddie: What did they do to Wayne this time?
Alex: They offered him a drink.
Eddie: What?
Alex: I know. Ridiculous, but I saw the whole thing.
Wayne: My pride is ruined thanks to あなた two!!
Annie: *Watching the chase* Okay. That was odd. Anyways, my name is Annie from On The Block, and I'm your hostess tonight. We have a good 表示する for あなた tonight. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

Annie: Enjoy two episodes of Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

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