Song: link
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I ロスト in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if あなた won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How あなた guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the 秒 half of our 表示する here for あなた tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack
Now, let's begin. 虹 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
虹 Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
虹 Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
虹 Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
虹 Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
虹 Dash: Right. So now that あなた know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
虹 Dash: *Not amused* あなた really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
虹 Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do あなた do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
虹 Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An 時
虹 Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
虹 Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes あなた have.
虹 Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can あなた hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
虹 Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as 虹 Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
虹 Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do あなた have anything to say before あなた do this?
虹 Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
音楽 Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
虹 Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the 音楽 ponies were playing the instrumental part of One によって Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
虹 Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
音楽 Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
虹 Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If あなた give them the stuff, yeah.
虹 Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
虹 Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did あなた do that for?!
虹 Dash: I have to tell あなた guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
虹 Dash: No!! I don't even know where あなた got that from! Also, why did あなた tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
虹 Dash: It's disgusting! あなた shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did あなた crash into my house?
虹 Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: あなた have wings. How could あなた lose control?
虹 Dash: あなた make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* 虹 Dash, I saw あなた out there! That was awesome!
虹 Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when あなた brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, あなた told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
虹 Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't あなた have something あなた wanted to tell us?
虹 Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are あなた thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do あなた read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then あなた don't have to worry about it.
The 次 day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving あなた a pair of wings to compete against 虹 Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If あなた win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There あなた are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo 尻, お尻 out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think 虹 Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with 虹 Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her ライフル at 虹 Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
虹 Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at 虹 Dash, but misses*
虹 Dash: *Nearly gets hit によって the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
虹 Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, または whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* あなた muthafuckin' white 尻, お尻 cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on 虹 Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots 虹 Dash in the leg*
虹 Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a 雲, クラウド fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
虹 Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
虹 Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! あなた know what? I don't even know why I keep putting あなた in this show!
虹 Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: 虹 Dash, please save me!!!
虹 Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope あなた can!! I hope you're right!!!!
虹 Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: あなた know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
虹 Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
虹 Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing 銃 at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, あなた ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. あなた left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
虹 Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her フレンズ または not.
Now this is the end. If あなた liked this episode, good for you. Become a ファン of it, and leave a comment. If あなた didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. あなた should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope あなた still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing もっと見る of me in the 次 episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run によって five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor によって a small ボート called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the ボート with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to あなた Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have あなた bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* あなた guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with あなた all.
Sean: We like working with あなた too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up もっと見る passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright あなた guys. I'll see あなた tomorrow.
Jim watched his フレンズ leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
次 morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up もっと見る passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats 次 to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of ジャンク has been replaced によって us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, もっと見る work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do もっと見る work here then あなた ever could.
Palmetto: あなた better keep your mouth shut stripe face, または あなた won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* あなた have to get my passengers off of that ship, または you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: あなた haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased によって Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to 登録する forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, または passengers. Jim was much もっと見る useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use 銃 even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
次 day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: こんにちは Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do あなた trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and あなた won't get one unless あなた get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting もっと見る work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All あなた do is stick your microphone out ランダム places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be もっと見る then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of あなた to catch on fire.
Palmetto: あなた know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were あなた serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
Song: link
Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am によって the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See あなた then.
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I ロスト in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if あなた won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How あなた guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the 秒 half of our 表示する here for あなた tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack
Now, let's begin. 虹 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
虹 Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
虹 Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
虹 Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
虹 Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
虹 Dash: Right. So now that あなた know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
虹 Dash: *Not amused* あなた really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
虹 Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do あなた do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
虹 Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An 時
虹 Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
虹 Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes あなた have.
虹 Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can あなた hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
虹 Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as 虹 Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
虹 Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do あなた have anything to say before あなた do this?
虹 Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
音楽 Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
虹 Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the 音楽 ponies were playing the instrumental part of One によって Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
虹 Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
音楽 Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
虹 Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If あなた give them the stuff, yeah.
虹 Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
虹 Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did あなた do that for?!
虹 Dash: I have to tell あなた guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
虹 Dash: No!! I don't even know where あなた got that from! Also, why did あなた tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
虹 Dash: It's disgusting! あなた shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did あなた crash into my house?
虹 Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: あなた have wings. How could あなた lose control?
虹 Dash: あなた make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* 虹 Dash, I saw あなた out there! That was awesome!
虹 Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when あなた brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, あなた told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
虹 Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't あなた have something あなた wanted to tell us?
虹 Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are あなた thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do あなた read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then あなた don't have to worry about it.
The 次 day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving あなた a pair of wings to compete against 虹 Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If あなた win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There あなた are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo 尻, お尻 out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think 虹 Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with 虹 Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her ライフル at 虹 Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
虹 Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at 虹 Dash, but misses*
虹 Dash: *Nearly gets hit によって the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
虹 Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, または whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* あなた muthafuckin' white 尻, お尻 cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on 虹 Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots 虹 Dash in the leg*
虹 Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a 雲, クラウド fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
虹 Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
虹 Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! あなた know what? I don't even know why I keep putting あなた in this show!
虹 Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: 虹 Dash, please save me!!!
虹 Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope あなた can!! I hope you're right!!!!
虹 Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: あなた know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
虹 Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
虹 Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing 銃 at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, あなた ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. あなた left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
虹 Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her フレンズ または not.
Now this is the end. If あなた liked this episode, good for you. Become a ファン of it, and leave a comment. If あなた didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. あなた should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope あなた still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing もっと見る of me in the 次 episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run によって five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor によって a small ボート called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the ボート with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to あなた Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have あなた bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* あなた guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with あなた all.
Sean: We like working with あなた too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up もっと見る passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright あなた guys. I'll see あなた tomorrow.
Jim watched his フレンズ leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
次 morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up もっと見る passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats 次 to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of ジャンク has been replaced によって us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, もっと見る work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do もっと見る work here then あなた ever could.
Palmetto: あなた better keep your mouth shut stripe face, または あなた won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* あなた have to get my passengers off of that ship, または you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: あなた haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased によって Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to 登録する forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, または passengers. Jim was much もっと見る useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use 銃 even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
次 day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: こんにちは Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do あなた trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and あなた won't get one unless あなた get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting もっと見る work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All あなた do is stick your microphone out ランダム places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be もっと見る then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of あなた to catch on fire.
Palmetto: あなた know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were あなた serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
Song: link
Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am によって the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See あなた then.
