Song: link
Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last 日 of 2016 is down below.
On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Discord: Oh great. My 表示する is not on this time. Please 表示する another episode of The Adventures Of 虹 Dash 次 week. I want everyone to see how much of an excellent villain I am.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, あなた finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's クリスマス List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got もっと見る important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前 episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the 月 goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
Tom: Alright, shut up, and concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Kawaii Five-0.
Master Sword: I think あなた know where we're going with this.
Tom: In case あなた don't know, it's a crossover of アニメ with Hawaii Five-0.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kawaii Five-0
Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und 装甲, パンサー, 戦車
Cosmic 虹 as Ash from Pokemon
At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.
Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into アニメ characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this アニメ virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, three ponies that got the アニメ virus were planning to rob banks.
Mio: We need もっと見る money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?
Theme Song: link
Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And あなた just teach these multi colored 動物 to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now let's do this.
On some ランダム road in Hawaii
Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, あなた would either let me drive, または follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: アニメ characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. あなた know, Asians. Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Kadotani: Ow!
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops 次 to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* あなた idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.
But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: あなた three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: あなた hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. あなた don't think we know what あなた were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know あなた don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danny: This just proves to 表示する あなた that アニメ characters, and アニメ in general sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the 次 part of this episode
Astrel Sky has a bad day.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 次 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My 質問
Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.
Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.
Astrel Sky got pushed aside によって the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.
ポニー 38: This is my TV!
ポニー 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, あなた get it!
ポニー 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
ポニー 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
ポニー 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it もっと見る than you!
ポニー 84: *Takes his game back* あなた need it less than me.
ポニー 37: *Gets punching グローブ out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
Audience: *Laughing*
ポニー 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank あなた ランダム microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of あなた should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell あなた once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: あなた know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what あなた were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit あなた make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as オリーブ
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.
Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: あなた think あなた speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? あなた don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that, but when あなた 発言しました you'd speak for all of us, あなた were the only one talking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: That's the point.
Mr. Beddler: Alright, I can only have a limited ammount of ponies work on this car. It's a '68 Nova, and I need to know who's going to work on it.
Gary: I will.
Tim: If he's working on it, so am I.
Mr. Beddler: Perhaps あなた two should start dating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Looks at audience* We're not laughing. So why are you?
Audience: *Laughing*
The Nova was behind the ショップ about to wait for entry, but the driver was intoxicated.
Drunk Pony: Eeh, I feel like I'm driving a prius instead of a nova.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Floors it*
Slow motion time.
The drunk ポニー hit another car, causing him to go airborne. It went over a garbage dumpster, with the bottom scraping on it.
This was the sound being made によって the scraping on the dumpster: www.mediafire.com/listen/odyspw55tmz19p7/brakes+squeal.mp3
Play it from 0:02, to 0:05.
Tim: What was that?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* It's ruined! I blame that car for being in my way! *Points to the car he hit, which is actually parked perfectly*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: I blame the ダンプスター, ゴミ箱, 収集 for scraping the bottom of my car!
Tim, and Gary: *Arrive*
Drunk Pony: And I blame あなた two for not fixing this car!
Gary: あなた just damaged it.
Tim: Give us some time to fix it.
Drunk Pony: Too late! I am taking my business elsewhere. *Gets in his car, and crashes into a small shed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Seems like he's going to be fixing stuff for us instead.
Tim: Not only the shed, but those tools inside it.
Gary: And Mr. Beddler's car. The one he hit in the parking lot.
Audience: *Laughing*
A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. または to be もっと見る specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of あなた to prepare for the 次 scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want あなた to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do あなた want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much あなた pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would あなた like to work on props?
Louis: How do あなた do that?
Director Nick: Go to the リスペクト room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did あなた find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do あなた think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, または mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to リスペクト room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here あなた are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the 愛 of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the 次 episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up 次 is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Everypony was celebrating クリスマス at Fort Courage.
Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do あなた like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much もっと見る gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will あなた look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*
The bow squeezed the box, and ゼリー came out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But あなた destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, あなた can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* こんにちは guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are あなた alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ラッパ, バグル, ビューグル poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning あなた Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." 発言しました Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if あなた didn't say that word ever again." 発言しました Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," 発言しました Alex, "In 秒 place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope あなた don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." 発言しました Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your 尻, お尻 Alex, または better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
もっと見る laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just 移動する onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do あなた have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where あなた automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames によって 任天堂
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied によって saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do あなた have for 400. Good choice." 発言しました Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes あなた have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. あなた have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will あなた pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
もっと見る laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let もっと見る laughter come out of their mouths. "As I 発言しました earlier, all あなた have to do is ring your buzzer, and あなた automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." 発言しました Alex, "Sean, why don't あなた pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." 発言しました Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, あなた might succeed." 発言しました Alex in a disgusted tone. もっと見る laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with 日本 in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! アニメ porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." 発言しました Alex. "The category is your お気に入り letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters あなた can choose from. Just go for whichever one あなた want. It could be an A, または a B. または how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling あなた three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what あなた wrote down." 発言しました Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, あなた wrote down, the letter N. あなた wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing もっと見る laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." 発言しました Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope あなた die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, あなた wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. あなた did tell us to write down our お気に入り letter."
"Fantastic. あなた did very well." 発言しました Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." 発言しました Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
Song (Start at 0:48): link
Discord: I thought クリスマス was last week. Or, is there another クリスマス I don't know about? Gran Turismo is up next.
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Driving a Buick at a fast speed*
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Captain Jefferson: あなた guys are good, but あなた need to be もっと見る careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.
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Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 次 to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
虹 Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
It was a peaceful 日 in Gran Turismo, until a stolen Buick raced down Main Street, entering Gran Turismo from Canterlot.
Song (Start at 1:39): link
Episode 9: Detectives
Special Guest Stars
Blue Fedora & Aqua Marine from AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick
Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege
Tim: *Driving the M4 police car*
Julia: GT24, in pursuit of the stolen Buick. He's out of CHP's jurisdiction. Continuing pursuit southbound on Main Street.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: *With Red in their Caprice*
Dispatch: Attention all units, 24 has continued the pursuit with the stolen Buick. Your target is a 2014 Verano.
Toby: *Sees a picture of the Buick appear on the front window* Got it Red?
Red: Yes. *Drives the Caprice*
Toby: GT12, behind 24, and ready to assist in pursuit.
????: We are too.
Toby: Must be the new guys.
And Introducing
Dan Chandler & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan Chandler
Andy Dobbs is Dan's partner
Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Mercedes Malibu, Dan's 秒 partner
Dan's Chrysler 300
Julia: Copy Y7, we see your Chrysler.
Blue Fedora: *Turns right, passing a 火災, 火 department, and a hospital*
Ponies: *Blocking the road with a Subaru, and a Plymouth*
Julia: Y7, and 12, we gotta go around this wreck.
Tim: *Drives around the crash*
Toby: We'll take care of these ponies, あなた continue after the Buick.
Dan: *Following Tim*
Tim: We're gonna need some backup.
Julia: Are any other units available to assist?
Police ポニー 94: Y2 to GT24, we're available to 登録する the pursuit, along with three other units.
Four of these cars are in the pursuit
Andy: All right! That's what I'm talking about!
Dan: Sh, we gotta hear them on the radio.
Julia: Suspect has turned onto the highway, now heading southbound.
Andy: Copy that.
Blue Fedora: *Honking his horn as he passes between a big rig, and a Toyota*
Aqua: Easy. We have important cargo that can't be destroyed.
Blue Fedora: Will あなた shut up? I know how to drive a goddamn car.
Tim: *Passing through the Big Rig, and Toyota*
Big Rig Pony: *Pulls over*
Dan: *Following Tim with the other units behind him*
Blue Fedora: Why don't we use one of those weapons to get rid of them?
Aqua: That's not something I wanted to do, but if we must, then we must. *Sticks the front of her body out of a window as she points a shotgun at Tim, and Julia*
Tim: Get down!!
Aqua: *Fires three times*
Julia: Shots fired, repeat shots fired. Watch yourselves あなた guys.
Andy: Copy that.
Tim: I'm speeding up. *Getting closer to the Buick*
Julia: After what they just did?! Are あなた crazy?!
Tim: If we die, yes. *Hits the bumper of the Buick*
Blue Fedora: *Losing control, but turns left, onto the wrong side of the highway*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way to avoid hitting Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine*
Blue: *Hits a car, going on two wheels as he makes it back onto the right side of the highway*
Aqua: *Unhappy* And the cops are back to chasing us. Well done.
Blue Fedora: It was either that, または get killed によって one of those oncoming cars.
Aqua: Well, there's one thing we can do to lose those guys. *Grabs a grenade*
Dan: This is getting us nowhere.
Mercedes: What should we do?
Andy: *Grabs his gun* Leave it to me. Pass Tim, and get me as close as あなた can to the suspects.
Dan: *Passing Tim*
Blue Fedora: Throw it now!
Andy: *Shoots the back tires on the Buick*
Blue Fedora: Whoa! *Turns right, hitting a barrier*
Both ponies flew out of the car, and over the barrier
Stop the song
Blue Fedora: *Falling with Aqua as he uses his magic to make two bags appear. He grabs them* I guess this is the part where we die!
Aqua: Oh for the 愛 of Pete. *Grabs Blue, and with her wings, lowers the both of them gently to the ground* Quick, use your magic, and get us out of here.
Blue Fedora: *Teleports himself, and Aqua away from the highway*
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.
Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it あなた want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase あなた had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, あなた were trying to stop them, but sometimes, shooting the tires out isn't the best option.
Andy: That was my fault Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I don't care who's fault it was. I don't want it happening again.
Dan: *Nods*
Mercedes: Okay.
Captain Jefferson: あなた guys are good, but あなた need to be もっと見る careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Let's go.
The four ponies went into the briefing room. Dan, Andy, and Mercedes sat behind Tim, and Julia.
Tim: What did he say to あなた guys?
Andy: He just gave us a warning.
Captain Jefferson: *Clearing his throat*
Police Ponies: *Looking at Captain Jefferson*
Captain Jefferson: The ponies in the stolen Buick are big criminals in Canterlot. The State Troopers, Canterlot Highway Patrol, and even the Sheriff's Department want them. According to CHP, their names are Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine. Tim, what was that message キャンディー Sunshine sent あなた on your phone about those two?
Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.
Captain Jefferson: Mostly military weapons. Blue Fedora is a unicorn, so he uses teleportation spells to get him, and his partner in, and out of the base as quickly as possible. This has been going on for a couple of weeks now. If あなた can, stun Blue Fedora so he can't use his magic. That's all I got, get back on the roads.
Police Ponies: *Leaving the briefing room, and heading back to their police cars*
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.
Aqua: I trust あなた got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do あなた think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find もっと見る weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come back for あなた tomorrow when it's time to go get the weapons.
Aqua: No. あなた stay here with me. If あなた can teleport yourself with that magic of yours, あなた can use it to make good things appear. Make a flat screen TV appear with a PS4, または an XBox 1, and get a few video games to play.
Blue Fedora: Whatever. What's the plan for getting those weapons?
Aqua: That will be discussed tomorrow. That way, you'll have it fresh in your head.
Later, Dan was driving his car with Andy, and Mercedes. They pulled over a Porsche コンバーチブル for speeding.
Mercedes: *Gets out of the car, and goes to talk to the driver*
Andy: *On the radio* Y7, give us what あなた know about a Porsche 911 with the license plate, Edward, 9, 1, Zebra, Union, Ida.
Mercedes: *Talking to the driver of the Porsche* Excuse me sir, can I see your driver's license, and registration?
ポニー 994: *Getting out his driver's license, and registration* Are あなた even a real cop?
Mercedes: *Shows her badge* Me, and my partners are in the detective division, undercover, for the Gran Turismo Police Department.
ポニー 994: Okay. *Gives Mercedes his license, and registration*
Mercedes: *Walks over to Andy* What did Dispatch tell あなた about the car?
Andy: The license plate was just put on there yesterday, and there's no flags.
Mercedes: Thank you. *Walks back to the Porsche* Okay. *Gives the driver his license, and registration back* Watch your speed 次 time, okay? *Gives the ポニー a thirty dollar ticket*
ポニー 994: Yes ma'am.
Mercedes: Whenever you're ready, get going, and drive safely. *Walks back to Dan's car*
ポニー 994: *Driving away*
When Mercedes got into the car, Andy was talking on the radio
Andy: Y7, there's a ポニー carrying a brown paper bag, looking suspicious. I'm gonna go check it out.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Andy: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards a ポニー carrying a brown bag*
Mercedes: What's going on?
Dan: See that ポニー who got out of that house? We think he's either carrying drugs, または weapons inside that bag.
Andy: *Gets in front of the pony, 表示中 his badge* Hi sir, how are あなた doing? Mind if I take a look inside that bag?
ポニー 38: Buzz off. *Passes Andy*
Andy: Hey!! *Pulls out his gun* Stop right there!
ポニー 38: *Running away*
Andy: *Shoots the pony*
He dropped his bag, and several apples fell out, along with a carrot, and a PS2 controller
Andy: Uh oh.
Captain Jefferson was not pleased at all.
Captain Jefferson: So あなた had a suspicion that somepony was carrying something illegal, I get that, but the actions あなた took are inexcusable.
Andy: I'm sorry sir.
Captain Jefferson: あなた don't shoot anyone unless they open 火災, 火 on you. What are あなた going to do, if Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine come in here? They don't start anything, yet あなた know they're guilty. What do あなた do if they do nothing?
The three ponies stayed silent.
Captain Jefferson: Maybe it would be best if あなた butt out of that case.
Dan: But sir-
Captain Jefferson: I don't want to risk having あなた guys do anything wrong. I'm letting the others take care of it.
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting 次 to her.
Tim: Did Dan tell あなた the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a ポニー when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other ポニー doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working.
Julia: That's all?
Tim: Andy thought the ポニー had something illegal on him. It's all over now. What can あなた do?
Blue Fedora was sleeping, even though the sun was up.
Aqua Marine: *Shaking Blue Fedora's body* Wake up!!
Blue Fedora: Ugh. *Awake* What time is it?
Aqua Marine: Ten AM. We overslept! It's time to get もっと見る guns!
Blue Fedora: Okay, let's go.
Aqua Marine: What are あなた waiting for? Use your magic!
Blue Fedora: I'm working on it! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine into a military base. The area they're in is where they store the guns* Quick, get as much as あなた can.
Aqua Marine: *Putting Assault Rifles, and a machine gun into a brown duffel bag*
Blue Fedora: All right, let's go! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine out of the base, and into a parking lot*
Aqua Marine: We made it. I don't think anypony noticed us.
Blue Fedora: That's great. Now we just need to find a car.
Aqua: *Points to a Pontiac GTO* Let's take that one.
Blue Fedora: *Runs to the car, unlocking it's doors with his magic, and gets inside with Aqua*
Aqua Marine: Let's go! *Puts the bag on the floor in front of her*
Blue: *Uses magic to start the car, and drives away as fast as he can*
Song: link
A state trooper spotted Blue, and Aqua in the GTO, and started chasing them.
Aqua: Oh great. We already picked up a copper!
Blue: It's okay. Let's go through Gran Turismo. He won't chase us through there. It's out of his jurisdiction.
Aqua: That only works with the Canterlot Highway Patrol. That cop is a Neigh Jersey State Trooper!
Blue: Let's try losing him in Gran Turismo anyway. The streets are crowded enough.
Song (Start at 1:39): link
Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection. *Shoots the State Trooper Pony*
State Trooper Pony: *Dies, and crashes into a black Cobalt*
Blue: *Drifts left*
Tim: We see あなた two, and the suspect, on Monday Avenue.
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4 24. He killed the state trooper. Use caution.
Blue: *Honking the horn 12 times as he passes between two trucks*
Undercover Police ポニー 2: Can we get a roadblock for this guy?!
Police ポニー 77: Ten-4, GT7, and 9 setting up the roadblock.
The roadblock was on the middle of the bridge.
Blue: *Floors it towards the roadblock*
Aqua: *Closes her eyes*
Blue: *Hits the cars, and goes airborne, landing on the other side of the bridge*
Police Ponies: Go go! Let's go!! *Driving their cars after Blue, and Aqua*
Julia & Undercover Police Ponies: *Passing the other police ponies*
Dan: *Sees the chase on an intersection in front of him, and speeds up turning on his lights, and siren*
Andy: こんにちは wait a 秒 man. Wasn't that Aqua Marine, and Blue Fedora in the car they're chasing?
Mercedes: I thought Captain Jefferson didn't want us going after those two.
Dan: Somebody has to help them out.
Blue: *Turns right, and goes onto the Round Freeway*
Sports Car Ponies: *Honking their horns, and stop*
Julia & Dan: *Get onto the round freeway*
Jeep ポニー 93: *Goes over one of the sports cars, and crashes, blocking the entrance to the Freeway*
Police Ponies: *Stop before hitting the car*
Tim: 24, behind Blue, and Aqua on the Round Freeway, Y7 is with us to.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Tim: 24 to Y7, we'll try to get in front of them, あなた stay behind them.
Andy: Ten-4. Be careful あなた two.
Aqua: *Shoots out the window 次 to Julia*
Tim: Keep your head down.
Julia: *Lowers her head so she won't be shot*
Tim: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Aqua's gun out of her hooves*
Julia: *Hits Blue's car, and makes him crash into a barrier*
Julia: *Stops in front of Blue, and Aqua*
Dan: *Stops behind Blue & Aqua*
Stop the song.
Blue & Aqua: *Getting out of the car*
Andy: *Arresting Blue*
Julia: *Arresting Aqua Marine*
Tim: GT24, we've captured both suspects, send GT12 over to pick them up.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
And now we're at the ending credits.
Song: link
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
虹 Dash as Julia Rose
Blue & Aqua: *Sitting down in front of Dan's car*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: *Hoofbumping Dan* あなた guys did well.
Dan: Let's hope the Captain agrees with you.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Julia: With the way あなた guys performed just now, I think he will agree.
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Dan, Andy, and Mercedes: *Smiling*
And Introducing Dan Chandler, & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog, and Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Toby: *Arrives with Red in their Caprice*
Andy: Okay, let's go. *Makes Blue, and Aqua stand up, and walk to Toby's police car*
Police cars furnished によって Nissan, BMW, Chevrolet, & Chrysler
Blue: *Gets placed in the back, 次 to Aqua*
オートバイ furnished によって Kawasaki
Red: *Drives*
Blue: Was it worth it to do what we did?
Aqua: Now that we're arrested, I don't think so.
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
In Association with CandyLover246
Song (Start at 0:48): link
Discord: Oh, come on. Why is 虹 Dash playing as the protagonist in three shows? What about me? I'm not all that evil anymore. Whatever, part 1 is complete. Part 2 will begin at 8:30.
Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last 日 of 2016 is down below.
On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Discord: Oh great. My 表示する is not on this time. Please 表示する another episode of The Adventures Of 虹 Dash 次 week. I want everyone to see how much of an excellent villain I am.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, あなた finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's クリスマス List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got もっと見る important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前 episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the 月 goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
Tom: Alright, shut up, and concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Kawaii Five-0.
Master Sword: I think あなた know where we're going with this.
Tom: In case あなた don't know, it's a crossover of アニメ with Hawaii Five-0.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kawaii Five-0
Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und 装甲, パンサー, 戦車
Cosmic 虹 as Ash from Pokemon
At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.
Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into アニメ characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this アニメ virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, three ponies that got the アニメ virus were planning to rob banks.
Mio: We need もっと見る money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?
Theme Song: link
Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And あなた just teach these multi colored 動物 to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now let's do this.
On some ランダム road in Hawaii
Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, あなた would either let me drive, または follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: アニメ characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. あなた know, Asians. Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Kadotani: Ow!
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops 次 to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* あなた idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.
But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: あなた three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: あなた hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. あなた don't think we know what あなた were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know あなた don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danny: This just proves to 表示する あなた that アニメ characters, and アニメ in general sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the 次 part of this episode
Astrel Sky has a bad day.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 次 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My 質問
Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.
Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.
Astrel Sky got pushed aside によって the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.
ポニー 38: This is my TV!
ポニー 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, あなた get it!
ポニー 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
ポニー 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
ポニー 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it もっと見る than you!
ポニー 84: *Takes his game back* あなた need it less than me.
ポニー 37: *Gets punching グローブ out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
Audience: *Laughing*
ポニー 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank あなた ランダム microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of あなた should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell あなた once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: あなた know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what あなた were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit あなた make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as オリーブ
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.
Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: あなた think あなた speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? あなた don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that, but when あなた 発言しました you'd speak for all of us, あなた were the only one talking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: That's the point.
Mr. Beddler: Alright, I can only have a limited ammount of ponies work on this car. It's a '68 Nova, and I need to know who's going to work on it.
Gary: I will.
Tim: If he's working on it, so am I.
Mr. Beddler: Perhaps あなた two should start dating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Looks at audience* We're not laughing. So why are you?
Audience: *Laughing*
The Nova was behind the ショップ about to wait for entry, but the driver was intoxicated.
Drunk Pony: Eeh, I feel like I'm driving a prius instead of a nova.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Floors it*
Slow motion time.
The drunk ポニー hit another car, causing him to go airborne. It went over a garbage dumpster, with the bottom scraping on it.
This was the sound being made によって the scraping on the dumpster: www.mediafire.com/listen/odyspw55tmz19p7/brakes+squeal.mp3
Play it from 0:02, to 0:05.
Tim: What was that?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* It's ruined! I blame that car for being in my way! *Points to the car he hit, which is actually parked perfectly*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: I blame the ダンプスター, ゴミ箱, 収集 for scraping the bottom of my car!
Tim, and Gary: *Arrive*
Drunk Pony: And I blame あなた two for not fixing this car!
Gary: あなた just damaged it.
Tim: Give us some time to fix it.
Drunk Pony: Too late! I am taking my business elsewhere. *Gets in his car, and crashes into a small shed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Seems like he's going to be fixing stuff for us instead.
Tim: Not only the shed, but those tools inside it.
Gary: And Mr. Beddler's car. The one he hit in the parking lot.
Audience: *Laughing*
A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. または to be もっと見る specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of あなた to prepare for the 次 scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want あなた to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do あなた want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much あなた pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would あなた like to work on props?
Louis: How do あなた do that?
Director Nick: Go to the リスペクト room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did あなた find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do あなた think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, または mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to リスペクト room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here あなた are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the 愛 of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the 次 episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up 次 is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Everypony was celebrating クリスマス at Fort Courage.
Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do あなた like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much もっと見る gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will あなた look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*
The bow squeezed the box, and ゼリー came out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But あなた destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, あなた can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* こんにちは guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are あなた alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ラッパ, バグル, ビューグル poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning あなた Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." 発言しました Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if あなた didn't say that word ever again." 発言しました Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," 発言しました Alex, "In 秒 place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope あなた don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." 発言しました Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your 尻, お尻 Alex, または better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
もっと見る laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just 移動する onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do あなた have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where あなた automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames によって 任天堂
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied によって saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do あなた have for 400. Good choice." 発言しました Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes あなた have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. あなた have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will あなた pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
もっと見る laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let もっと見る laughter come out of their mouths. "As I 発言しました earlier, all あなた have to do is ring your buzzer, and あなた automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." 発言しました Alex, "Sean, why don't あなた pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." 発言しました Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, あなた might succeed." 発言しました Alex in a disgusted tone. もっと見る laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with 日本 in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! アニメ porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." 発言しました Alex. "The category is your お気に入り letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters あなた can choose from. Just go for whichever one あなた want. It could be an A, または a B. または how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling あなた three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what あなた wrote down." 発言しました Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, あなた wrote down, the letter N. あなた wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing もっと見る laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." 発言しました Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope あなた die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, あなた wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. あなた did tell us to write down our お気に入り letter."
"Fantastic. あなた did very well." 発言しました Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." 発言しました Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
Song (Start at 0:48): link
Discord: I thought クリスマス was last week. Or, is there another クリスマス I don't know about? Gran Turismo is up next.
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Driving a Buick at a fast speed*
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Captain Jefferson: あなた guys are good, but あなた need to be もっと見る careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.
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Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.
Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 次 to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
虹 Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
It was a peaceful 日 in Gran Turismo, until a stolen Buick raced down Main Street, entering Gran Turismo from Canterlot.
Song (Start at 1:39): link
Episode 9: Detectives
Special Guest Stars
Blue Fedora & Aqua Marine from AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick
Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege
Tim: *Driving the M4 police car*
Julia: GT24, in pursuit of the stolen Buick. He's out of CHP's jurisdiction. Continuing pursuit southbound on Main Street.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: *With Red in their Caprice*
Dispatch: Attention all units, 24 has continued the pursuit with the stolen Buick. Your target is a 2014 Verano.
Toby: *Sees a picture of the Buick appear on the front window* Got it Red?
Red: Yes. *Drives the Caprice*
Toby: GT12, behind 24, and ready to assist in pursuit.
????: We are too.
Toby: Must be the new guys.
And Introducing
Dan Chandler & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan Chandler
Andy Dobbs is Dan's partner
Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Mercedes Malibu, Dan's 秒 partner
Dan's Chrysler 300
Julia: Copy Y7, we see your Chrysler.
Blue Fedora: *Turns right, passing a 火災, 火 department, and a hospital*
Ponies: *Blocking the road with a Subaru, and a Plymouth*
Julia: Y7, and 12, we gotta go around this wreck.
Tim: *Drives around the crash*
Toby: We'll take care of these ponies, あなた continue after the Buick.
Dan: *Following Tim*
Tim: We're gonna need some backup.
Julia: Are any other units available to assist?
Police ポニー 94: Y2 to GT24, we're available to 登録する the pursuit, along with three other units.
Four of these cars are in the pursuit
Andy: All right! That's what I'm talking about!
Dan: Sh, we gotta hear them on the radio.
Julia: Suspect has turned onto the highway, now heading southbound.
Andy: Copy that.
Blue Fedora: *Honking his horn as he passes between a big rig, and a Toyota*
Aqua: Easy. We have important cargo that can't be destroyed.
Blue Fedora: Will あなた shut up? I know how to drive a goddamn car.
Tim: *Passing through the Big Rig, and Toyota*
Big Rig Pony: *Pulls over*
Dan: *Following Tim with the other units behind him*
Blue Fedora: Why don't we use one of those weapons to get rid of them?
Aqua: That's not something I wanted to do, but if we must, then we must. *Sticks the front of her body out of a window as she points a shotgun at Tim, and Julia*
Tim: Get down!!
Aqua: *Fires three times*
Julia: Shots fired, repeat shots fired. Watch yourselves あなた guys.
Andy: Copy that.
Tim: I'm speeding up. *Getting closer to the Buick*
Julia: After what they just did?! Are あなた crazy?!
Tim: If we die, yes. *Hits the bumper of the Buick*
Blue Fedora: *Losing control, but turns left, onto the wrong side of the highway*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way to avoid hitting Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine*
Blue: *Hits a car, going on two wheels as he makes it back onto the right side of the highway*
Aqua: *Unhappy* And the cops are back to chasing us. Well done.
Blue Fedora: It was either that, または get killed によって one of those oncoming cars.
Aqua: Well, there's one thing we can do to lose those guys. *Grabs a grenade*
Dan: This is getting us nowhere.
Mercedes: What should we do?
Andy: *Grabs his gun* Leave it to me. Pass Tim, and get me as close as あなた can to the suspects.
Dan: *Passing Tim*
Blue Fedora: Throw it now!
Andy: *Shoots the back tires on the Buick*
Blue Fedora: Whoa! *Turns right, hitting a barrier*
Both ponies flew out of the car, and over the barrier
Stop the song
Blue Fedora: *Falling with Aqua as he uses his magic to make two bags appear. He grabs them* I guess this is the part where we die!
Aqua: Oh for the 愛 of Pete. *Grabs Blue, and with her wings, lowers the both of them gently to the ground* Quick, use your magic, and get us out of here.
Blue Fedora: *Teleports himself, and Aqua away from the highway*
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.
Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it あなた want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase あなた had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, あなた were trying to stop them, but sometimes, shooting the tires out isn't the best option.
Andy: That was my fault Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I don't care who's fault it was. I don't want it happening again.
Dan: *Nods*
Mercedes: Okay.
Captain Jefferson: あなた guys are good, but あなた need to be もっと見る careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Let's go.
The four ponies went into the briefing room. Dan, Andy, and Mercedes sat behind Tim, and Julia.
Tim: What did he say to あなた guys?
Andy: He just gave us a warning.
Captain Jefferson: *Clearing his throat*
Police Ponies: *Looking at Captain Jefferson*
Captain Jefferson: The ponies in the stolen Buick are big criminals in Canterlot. The State Troopers, Canterlot Highway Patrol, and even the Sheriff's Department want them. According to CHP, their names are Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine. Tim, what was that message キャンディー Sunshine sent あなた on your phone about those two?
Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.
Captain Jefferson: Mostly military weapons. Blue Fedora is a unicorn, so he uses teleportation spells to get him, and his partner in, and out of the base as quickly as possible. This has been going on for a couple of weeks now. If あなた can, stun Blue Fedora so he can't use his magic. That's all I got, get back on the roads.
Police Ponies: *Leaving the briefing room, and heading back to their police cars*
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.
Aqua: I trust あなた got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do あなた think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find もっと見る weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come back for あなた tomorrow when it's time to go get the weapons.
Aqua: No. あなた stay here with me. If あなた can teleport yourself with that magic of yours, あなた can use it to make good things appear. Make a flat screen TV appear with a PS4, または an XBox 1, and get a few video games to play.
Blue Fedora: Whatever. What's the plan for getting those weapons?
Aqua: That will be discussed tomorrow. That way, you'll have it fresh in your head.
Later, Dan was driving his car with Andy, and Mercedes. They pulled over a Porsche コンバーチブル for speeding.
Mercedes: *Gets out of the car, and goes to talk to the driver*
Andy: *On the radio* Y7, give us what あなた know about a Porsche 911 with the license plate, Edward, 9, 1, Zebra, Union, Ida.
Mercedes: *Talking to the driver of the Porsche* Excuse me sir, can I see your driver's license, and registration?
ポニー 994: *Getting out his driver's license, and registration* Are あなた even a real cop?
Mercedes: *Shows her badge* Me, and my partners are in the detective division, undercover, for the Gran Turismo Police Department.
ポニー 994: Okay. *Gives Mercedes his license, and registration*
Mercedes: *Walks over to Andy* What did Dispatch tell あなた about the car?
Andy: The license plate was just put on there yesterday, and there's no flags.
Mercedes: Thank you. *Walks back to the Porsche* Okay. *Gives the driver his license, and registration back* Watch your speed 次 time, okay? *Gives the ポニー a thirty dollar ticket*
ポニー 994: Yes ma'am.
Mercedes: Whenever you're ready, get going, and drive safely. *Walks back to Dan's car*
ポニー 994: *Driving away*
When Mercedes got into the car, Andy was talking on the radio
Andy: Y7, there's a ポニー carrying a brown paper bag, looking suspicious. I'm gonna go check it out.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Andy: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards a ポニー carrying a brown bag*
Mercedes: What's going on?
Dan: See that ポニー who got out of that house? We think he's either carrying drugs, または weapons inside that bag.
Andy: *Gets in front of the pony, 表示中 his badge* Hi sir, how are あなた doing? Mind if I take a look inside that bag?
ポニー 38: Buzz off. *Passes Andy*
Andy: Hey!! *Pulls out his gun* Stop right there!
ポニー 38: *Running away*
Andy: *Shoots the pony*
He dropped his bag, and several apples fell out, along with a carrot, and a PS2 controller
Andy: Uh oh.
Captain Jefferson was not pleased at all.
Captain Jefferson: So あなた had a suspicion that somepony was carrying something illegal, I get that, but the actions あなた took are inexcusable.
Andy: I'm sorry sir.
Captain Jefferson: あなた don't shoot anyone unless they open 火災, 火 on you. What are あなた going to do, if Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine come in here? They don't start anything, yet あなた know they're guilty. What do あなた do if they do nothing?
The three ponies stayed silent.
Captain Jefferson: Maybe it would be best if あなた butt out of that case.
Dan: But sir-
Captain Jefferson: I don't want to risk having あなた guys do anything wrong. I'm letting the others take care of it.
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting 次 to her.
Tim: Did Dan tell あなた the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a ポニー when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other ポニー doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working.
Julia: That's all?
Tim: Andy thought the ポニー had something illegal on him. It's all over now. What can あなた do?
Blue Fedora was sleeping, even though the sun was up.
Aqua Marine: *Shaking Blue Fedora's body* Wake up!!
Blue Fedora: Ugh. *Awake* What time is it?
Aqua Marine: Ten AM. We overslept! It's time to get もっと見る guns!
Blue Fedora: Okay, let's go.
Aqua Marine: What are あなた waiting for? Use your magic!
Blue Fedora: I'm working on it! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine into a military base. The area they're in is where they store the guns* Quick, get as much as あなた can.
Aqua Marine: *Putting Assault Rifles, and a machine gun into a brown duffel bag*
Blue Fedora: All right, let's go! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine out of the base, and into a parking lot*
Aqua Marine: We made it. I don't think anypony noticed us.
Blue Fedora: That's great. Now we just need to find a car.
Aqua: *Points to a Pontiac GTO* Let's take that one.
Blue Fedora: *Runs to the car, unlocking it's doors with his magic, and gets inside with Aqua*
Aqua Marine: Let's go! *Puts the bag on the floor in front of her*
Blue: *Uses magic to start the car, and drives away as fast as he can*
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A state trooper spotted Blue, and Aqua in the GTO, and started chasing them.
Aqua: Oh great. We already picked up a copper!
Blue: It's okay. Let's go through Gran Turismo. He won't chase us through there. It's out of his jurisdiction.
Aqua: That only works with the Canterlot Highway Patrol. That cop is a Neigh Jersey State Trooper!
Blue: Let's try losing him in Gran Turismo anyway. The streets are crowded enough.
Song (Start at 1:39): link
Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection. *Shoots the State Trooper Pony*
State Trooper Pony: *Dies, and crashes into a black Cobalt*
Blue: *Drifts left*
Tim: We see あなた two, and the suspect, on Monday Avenue.
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4 24. He killed the state trooper. Use caution.
Blue: *Honking the horn 12 times as he passes between two trucks*
Undercover Police ポニー 2: Can we get a roadblock for this guy?!
Police ポニー 77: Ten-4, GT7, and 9 setting up the roadblock.
The roadblock was on the middle of the bridge.
Blue: *Floors it towards the roadblock*
Aqua: *Closes her eyes*
Blue: *Hits the cars, and goes airborne, landing on the other side of the bridge*
Police Ponies: Go go! Let's go!! *Driving their cars after Blue, and Aqua*
Julia & Undercover Police Ponies: *Passing the other police ponies*
Dan: *Sees the chase on an intersection in front of him, and speeds up turning on his lights, and siren*
Andy: こんにちは wait a 秒 man. Wasn't that Aqua Marine, and Blue Fedora in the car they're chasing?
Mercedes: I thought Captain Jefferson didn't want us going after those two.
Dan: Somebody has to help them out.
Blue: *Turns right, and goes onto the Round Freeway*
Sports Car Ponies: *Honking their horns, and stop*
Julia & Dan: *Get onto the round freeway*
Jeep ポニー 93: *Goes over one of the sports cars, and crashes, blocking the entrance to the Freeway*
Police Ponies: *Stop before hitting the car*
Tim: 24, behind Blue, and Aqua on the Round Freeway, Y7 is with us to.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Tim: 24 to Y7, we'll try to get in front of them, あなた stay behind them.
Andy: Ten-4. Be careful あなた two.
Aqua: *Shoots out the window 次 to Julia*
Tim: Keep your head down.
Julia: *Lowers her head so she won't be shot*
Tim: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Aqua's gun out of her hooves*
Julia: *Hits Blue's car, and makes him crash into a barrier*
Julia: *Stops in front of Blue, and Aqua*
Dan: *Stops behind Blue & Aqua*
Stop the song.
Blue & Aqua: *Getting out of the car*
Andy: *Arresting Blue*
Julia: *Arresting Aqua Marine*
Tim: GT24, we've captured both suspects, send GT12 over to pick them up.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
And now we're at the ending credits.
Song: link
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
虹 Dash as Julia Rose
Blue & Aqua: *Sitting down in front of Dan's car*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: *Hoofbumping Dan* あなた guys did well.
Dan: Let's hope the Captain agrees with you.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Julia: With the way あなた guys performed just now, I think he will agree.
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Dan, Andy, and Mercedes: *Smiling*
And Introducing Dan Chandler, & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog, and Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Toby: *Arrives with Red in their Caprice*
Andy: Okay, let's go. *Makes Blue, and Aqua stand up, and walk to Toby's police car*
Police cars furnished によって Nissan, BMW, Chevrolet, & Chrysler
Blue: *Gets placed in the back, 次 to Aqua*
オートバイ furnished によって Kawasaki
Red: *Drives*
Blue: Was it worth it to do what we did?
Aqua: Now that we're arrested, I don't think so.
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
In Association with CandyLover246
Song (Start at 0:48): link
Discord: Oh, come on. Why is 虹 Dash playing as the protagonist in three shows? What about me? I'm not all that evil anymore. Whatever, part 1 is complete. Part 2 will begin at 8:30.
The following is a SeanTheHedgehog Production
