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Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this 音楽 come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & フレンズ coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, あなた can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought あなた liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, あなた lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, あなた say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never 発言しました slut until now.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic 表示する start.

Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic 表示する in Pornstarville *Looks at the タイトル above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do あなた want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
虹 Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?

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The audience stayed silent.

Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: こんにちは look, someone turned that アニメ anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better デン you.
Trixie: Okay, what can あなた do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit あなた do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do もっと見る than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if あなた let me finish-
Snips: She 発言しました that's it!! Are あなた deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!

Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.

Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell あなた what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* こんにちは SHUT UP あなた ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*

Everyone was now quiet.

Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* あなた started that unnecessary shouting. What can あなた do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted サッカー mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a サッカー ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: あなた like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can あなた do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at 虹 Dash* What about you?
虹 Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can あなた do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
虹 Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go 虹 Dash, you're the best!
虹 Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
虹 Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: あなた 発言しました あなた have strong self confidence.
虹 Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see あなた use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
虹 Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets 虹 Dash hitched to the wagons* If あなた succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, あなた better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, あなた have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.

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虹 Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?

Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies 読書 this story were pissed off with what was going on.

NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a ウォール five times*
Canada24: This needs もっと見る creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.

Stop the song.

Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: こんにちは man, あなた 発言しました you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* 虹 Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Percy: Woah, nice song. Okay, time for the final show. Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 10: Rusty And The Lie

Rusty is friendly with every engine on the Island Of Sodor. His best フレンズ are Skarloey, and Rheneas. Rusty often tries to be friendly with Duncan too, but Duncan often has arguments with Skarloey, and Rheneas.

Duncan liked Rusty, but he didn't want him to be フレンズ with Skarloey, and Rheneas. One day, Rusty, and Duncan were alone in the sheds, and Duncan planned to tell a lie to Rusty, "Did あなた hear what Skarloey, and Rheneas told me?"

"No, what?" Asked Rusty. "They told me that they don't like あなた anymore." Replied Duncan, and before Rusty could say anything, Duncan steamed away.

Rusty felt upset, but he didn't know that Duncan was lying to him. He went to see Skarloey, and Rheneas at the station.

"Good morning Rusty." 発言しました Skarloey cheerfully.

"Why don't あなた like me anymore?" Asked Rusty.

"We do like you. Who told あなた that we didn't?" asked Rheneas.

"Duncan." Replied Rusty. He felt so ashamed that Duncan lied to him, but Skarloey, and Rheneas thought up a plan.

"We'll get even with Duncan." Sympathized Rheneas. "Right," 発言しました Skarloey, "This is what we'll do." He whispered the plan to the two engines.

"Excellent." 発言しました Rusty. "I'll go tell him now." He went to the Incline where he saw Duncan pushing empty slate cars. "Let me take over Duncan," Called Rusty, "Mr. Percival wants us to switch jobs."

"If he insists." 発言しました Duncan. He was very confused, but still went to see Mr. Hugh.

At the sheds, Mr. Hugh, and the workmen were waiting for an engine to arrive. When at last an engine did arrive, Mr. Hugh was puzzled to see that it was Duncan. "Where's Rusty?" He asked.

"At the incline railway," Replied Duncan, and explained everything.

"Mr. Percival never told us." 発言しました Mr. Hugh. "Please take us to him."

So Duncan took the workmen in their train to see Mr. Percival.

Later on, Rusty was doing good shunting the slate cars at the incline, but then he saw Duncan arrive with Mr. Hugh, the workmen, and Mr. Percival.

"Spreading lies is not good. あなた have caused Delay, and Confusion." Mr. Percival told Rusty.

Then, Duncan decided to tell Mr. Percival something, "Sir, it's not entirely his fault."

"What do あなた mean?" Asked Mr. Percival.

"I told a lie to Rusty, and that's why he lied to me about our jobs." Then, Duncan explained everything. He told Mr. Percival about how he disliked Skarloey, and Rheneas, and how he made up a lie to Rusty about Skarloey, and Rheneas not liking Rusty.

In the end, both Rusty, and Duncan received punishments, but they weren't severe. Both engines had to stay in the sheds for only two days.

The End

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Percy: Ladies and gentlemen, we hope あなた enjoyed this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Be sure to come back 次 Saturday at 8 PM.