Spoilers for 1x12 'Dorkus'
As あなた may know, Ryan Murphy has 発言しました that one of his main inspirations for the 表示する was a particularly nasty Eメール penned (or typed, rather) によって a Sorority board member and sent to her sorority sisters in 2013. The Eメール went public and people were pretty horrified. Here are a few links, just in case あなた want to know a little もっと見る about the Eメール and its influence on the show:
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Some (perhaps all) of these リンク take a particular stance about the sorority letter, labelling the 作者 as ‘deranged’. It is tough to find reports of the incident that don’t take that particular position on the author. I think ‘Scream Queens’ could be interpreted as an exercise in demonstrating how that particular characterisation might be unfair, as the sorority/fraternity culture seems to have the capacity to foster this kind of thinking, and then amplify it through the discourse of tradition and entitlement. I think this is what we see with Chanel (#1, obvi) and Kappa Kappa Tau.
Anywho, I thought the missive scene from 1x12 ‘Dorkus’ was brilliantly done. I loved Emma Roberts’ delivery, and the imagery of the text surrounding the Chanels, Kappa sisters and others was amazing. It showed the sisters, engaged in a variety of everyday activities (well, everyday for them…), being surrounded によって Chanel #1’s words, demonstrating how pervasive the KKT mentality for Chanel and all her sisters. Her words were crystallised on the surface, surrounding them all, and becoming clearly legible to those outside the sorority.
I guess what I am saying is, I thought the scene was neat-o. So I decided to embody Chanel Oberlin for a while and transcribe her missive to end all missives! Here is the transcribed missive, in all its glory:
ATTENTION ALL USELESS KAPPA SLUTS –
Congratulations! If you’re 読書 this, it means you’ve overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email. Now if you’re asking yourself “DERRR, wait, I’m confused, is Chanel talking to ME? Am I a useless Kappa slut?” -- Simply ask yourself the following 質問 aloud: “IS MY NAME CHANEL #3, CHANEL #5, CHANEL #6, または ZAYDAY WILLIAMS?” Because if the answer to that is “YES”, then FELICITATIONS! THIS MISSIVE IS FOR YOU!!
So, do あなた all remember when we all agreed to meet at the campus pool and kill the Dean and I got あなた all awesome new phones so that when it came time to meet the phone would light up a certain colour and when it did あなた didn’t even have to answer it! あなた just had to come meet at the aforementioned pool?
And then do あなた remember NOT coming to the pool, despite me making it super easy for あなた によって concocting a plan so simple than an orangutan could have figured it out. Like, literally, a circus ape of moderate intelligence could have looked down at the phone, sticking out of the single pocket in the front of his comical Lederhosen and seen it light up and used his short little legs to waddle over to his tiny motorized Shriners car and driven to the pool like I asked.
Do あなた remember any aspect of this SUPER-SIMPLE PLAN? That’s not a rhetorical 質問 - I’m literally asking if your tiny slut brains have the power to process ANY OF MY SUPER-SIMPLE ORANGUTAN-LEVEL INSTRUCTIONS, because what I remember is that NONE OF あなた SHOWED UP, which meant I had to sit at that stupid pool によって myself like a GRADE-A ASSHAT with a bag full of enormous chains to drown Dean Munsch with and then have a super-awkward convo with her where I was like, “Oh derrr, I just like bringing enormous chains to pools.” And I looked like a total div.
I don’t entirely know what あなた whores could have been doing that was もっと見る important than helping your Chapter President drown a serial killer, but unless that thing あなた were doing was getting enemas of pure liquid ゴールド at a new local establishment called “Liquid ゴールド Colonics for Young Sluts”. Like, if あなた were doing literally anything else, あなた all should seriously consider doing the human race a favor and getting sterilized. I’m not being facetious. I literally think あなた should consider undergoing a surgical procedure to remove your ovaries, thereby sparing human race exposure to your DNA.
あなた four trollops are the worst specimens of human beings ever born and あなた all should REALLY watch your backs because if this serial killer targeting Kappa house doesn’t chop off your heads, I’M GOING TO DO IT!! So I can sell your tiny whore brainpans to science.
Sincerely,
Chanel Oberlin
As あなた may know, Ryan Murphy has 発言しました that one of his main inspirations for the 表示する was a particularly nasty Eメール penned (or typed, rather) によって a Sorority board member and sent to her sorority sisters in 2013. The Eメール went public and people were pretty horrified. Here are a few links, just in case あなた want to know a little もっと見る about the Eメール and its influence on the show:
link
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Some (perhaps all) of these リンク take a particular stance about the sorority letter, labelling the 作者 as ‘deranged’. It is tough to find reports of the incident that don’t take that particular position on the author. I think ‘Scream Queens’ could be interpreted as an exercise in demonstrating how that particular characterisation might be unfair, as the sorority/fraternity culture seems to have the capacity to foster this kind of thinking, and then amplify it through the discourse of tradition and entitlement. I think this is what we see with Chanel (#1, obvi) and Kappa Kappa Tau.
Anywho, I thought the missive scene from 1x12 ‘Dorkus’ was brilliantly done. I loved Emma Roberts’ delivery, and the imagery of the text surrounding the Chanels, Kappa sisters and others was amazing. It showed the sisters, engaged in a variety of everyday activities (well, everyday for them…), being surrounded によって Chanel #1’s words, demonstrating how pervasive the KKT mentality for Chanel and all her sisters. Her words were crystallised on the surface, surrounding them all, and becoming clearly legible to those outside the sorority.
I guess what I am saying is, I thought the scene was neat-o. So I decided to embody Chanel Oberlin for a while and transcribe her missive to end all missives! Here is the transcribed missive, in all its glory:
ATTENTION ALL USELESS KAPPA SLUTS –
Congratulations! If you’re 読書 this, it means you’ve overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email. Now if you’re asking yourself “DERRR, wait, I’m confused, is Chanel talking to ME? Am I a useless Kappa slut?” -- Simply ask yourself the following 質問 aloud: “IS MY NAME CHANEL #3, CHANEL #5, CHANEL #6, または ZAYDAY WILLIAMS?” Because if the answer to that is “YES”, then FELICITATIONS! THIS MISSIVE IS FOR YOU!!
So, do あなた all remember when we all agreed to meet at the campus pool and kill the Dean and I got あなた all awesome new phones so that when it came time to meet the phone would light up a certain colour and when it did あなた didn’t even have to answer it! あなた just had to come meet at the aforementioned pool?
And then do あなた remember NOT coming to the pool, despite me making it super easy for あなた によって concocting a plan so simple than an orangutan could have figured it out. Like, literally, a circus ape of moderate intelligence could have looked down at the phone, sticking out of the single pocket in the front of his comical Lederhosen and seen it light up and used his short little legs to waddle over to his tiny motorized Shriners car and driven to the pool like I asked.
Do あなた remember any aspect of this SUPER-SIMPLE PLAN? That’s not a rhetorical 質問 - I’m literally asking if your tiny slut brains have the power to process ANY OF MY SUPER-SIMPLE ORANGUTAN-LEVEL INSTRUCTIONS, because what I remember is that NONE OF あなた SHOWED UP, which meant I had to sit at that stupid pool によって myself like a GRADE-A ASSHAT with a bag full of enormous chains to drown Dean Munsch with and then have a super-awkward convo with her where I was like, “Oh derrr, I just like bringing enormous chains to pools.” And I looked like a total div.
I don’t entirely know what あなた whores could have been doing that was もっと見る important than helping your Chapter President drown a serial killer, but unless that thing あなた were doing was getting enemas of pure liquid ゴールド at a new local establishment called “Liquid ゴールド Colonics for Young Sluts”. Like, if あなた were doing literally anything else, あなた all should seriously consider doing the human race a favor and getting sterilized. I’m not being facetious. I literally think あなた should consider undergoing a surgical procedure to remove your ovaries, thereby sparing human race exposure to your DNA.
あなた four trollops are the worst specimens of human beings ever born and あなた all should REALLY watch your backs because if this serial killer targeting Kappa house doesn’t chop off your heads, I’M GOING TO DO IT!! So I can sell your tiny whore brainpans to science.
Sincerely,
Chanel Oberlin