"BELLA!" Edward shouted "I'm okay!" she panted. -Gasp- She pulled her 上, ページのトップへ back and there was purple and blue splotches like ink all over her stomach "Sick" Emmett laughed " Edward growled "what does he want now "Emmett, Jazz come with me please" We were confused but kept are mouth shut. Except for Bella of course "What is it babe?" he asked when she coughed not real just to get his attention. "Whats going on?2 she asked. "I don't know but Jake's back "Jacob" She smiled They went out and I listened closely "What is it" Edward asked after 2 minuets of silence Edward growled "hey want to kill Bella" He growled "Esme and Alice fluttered to their side. Jazz and Emm growled ad leaped forward. "Not them!" Bella started to shake so I sat beside her and started to stroke her head. "The others. Jacob and Seth disbanded from the pack to save us!" They 発言しました Bella started to cry fir Edward and he came in kissed her forehead and went out again. "Jacob can あなた please phase I need to see!" Alice 発言しました "He needs to stay linked to Seth. "Oh" Alice sighed and walked in to see Bella. Edward came in to see Bella but as after a 分 a quite snore came from the back of her throat we all laughed and then I rubbed her stomach to annoy Edward it didn't work but when I looked round he was burning again.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie 発言しました Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” によって The Police. When she asks why the hell あなた did it, say that she reminds あなた of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie 発言しました Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” によって The Police. When she asks why the hell あなた did it, say that she reminds あなた of Roxanne.
