ランダム Worst pick-up line?

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あなた must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Should I call あなた in the morning または nudge you?
"Hey, do あなた have any band-aids? because I skinned my knees falling for you."
"Are your parents from Iraq? Because I think you're the bomb!"
"I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"
Do あなた have a map? I just keep getting ロスト in your eyes.
"Did it hurt when あなた fell from Heaven?"
Can I borrow your cell phone I promised I’d call my mom when I fell in 愛
If I wrote the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
If あなた were a booger I'd pick あなた first.
My 愛 for あなた is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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 gossipgirlxoxo posted 1年以上前
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