*"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, あなた look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF
*''Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And クッキー were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" ~Max-MR-StWaOES
*"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX
*"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX
*Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on. -The Voice in Maximums head, Maximum Ride: Schools out Forever, James Patterson
*"Hey whats taking あなた so long? What are あなた doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache あなた idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max
*"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be four-seven-nine one day" -Angel
*"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max
*"Total you're black" Iggy said.
"I prefer Canine American"-Total and Iggy
*'Buckingham Palace? あなた know, like where the クイーン Lives. And Mr. Queen?' Nudge
*"In the dictionary, 次 to the word stress, there is a picture of a mid-size mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed または to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be." -Max
*Gazzy:"What does that mean?" (points to sign saying stay off third rail) Fang:" It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Tough it and you're human popcorn"
* They laugh because i'm different, I laugh because they're the same.
*They say 銃 don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think 銃 help. If あなた just stood there and yelled BANG not too many people would die.
* あなた know children are growing up when they start asking 質問 that make sense.
* I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
* Immature is just a word used によって people that don't know how to have fun.
* She's my best friend, break her ハート, 心 and i'll break your face.
* I agree with the dictionary; Girls before guys,Partying before studying, フレンズ before love.
* Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means あなた have decided to see beyond the imperfections.
* Come to the dark side; we have cookies.
* Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery.
* People who don't know me think i'm quiet, people who do know me wish I was.
* Hate is easy, 愛 takes courage.
* ''We're detectives now? Maybe we should have code names.''
''Good idea. I shall be Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.''-Isabelle and Jace, The Mortal Instruments.
*Isabelle: I forgot, 妖精 don't have a sense of humor.
Jace: I don't know, theres a fairy comedy club on main called "Hot wings". Not...that i've ever been there.
*Isabelle= "How did あなた get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Clary ="Traded him for Alec."
Isabelle= "Not permanently?!"
Jace= "No, just for a few hours- unless I don't come back, then maybe he does get to keep Alec."
Isabelle= "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
Simon= "That あなた freed a possible criminal によって trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No, probably not."
*Inquisitor = "The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough 食 to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their 赤ちゃん and taken their places."
Jace =" Enormous? Did あなた just call me fat?"
Inquisitor ="It was an analogy."
Jace = "I am not fat."
*Alex muttered into his coffee. It rhymed with something もっと見る like 'ducking glass mole.'
*''Well, when I was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around in the dryer with my clothes. The only difference is she did'nt let me.''-Clary, The Mortal Instruments.
*''Do あなた really want to know what else it is my mom 発言しました about you?'' Clary shook her head.
''She 発言しました you'd break my heart.''-Simon and Clary, The Mortal Instruments.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
I want to do that thing when あなた put a map of the world on your ウォール and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the 上, ページのトップへ two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
If あなた get sent to jail, a friend will bail あなた out. A best friend will be in the cell 次 to あなた saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!
Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. :)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Whoever 発言しました nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
When life gives あなた lemons, make グレープ, ブドウ juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how あなた did it. Or, あなた could just alter their DNA and make super lemons!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
