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あなた Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
あなた go to the Empire State Building and あなた ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and あなた scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time あなた use the Internet, あなた thank Hermes.
When あなた see Harry Potter, あなた think of Percy with glasses.
あなた burn 食 to see if it smells good.
あなた see an owl, あなた go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
あなた think that your お気に入り singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to あなた dies and あなた give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and あなた create a PJO family.
あなた go on a cruise and あなた hope the ボート isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a ボート and あなた pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and あなた hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast あなた out of the air.
あなた go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
あなた find your true 愛 and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
あなた think George ブッシュ is a son of Ares
あなた know ミューズ is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with あなた everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
あなた get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
あなた get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
あなた sometimes try to control water.
あなた don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, あなた claim あなた have ADHD または dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
あなた yell "Annabeth!" everytime あなた see a NY Yankees hat.
あなた make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime あなた see an オレンジ shirt, あなた look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
あなた are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When あなた see/hear about anything myhtology-related, あなた talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York または San Francisco-related.
あなた are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
あなた are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
あなた claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your フレンズ argue with you.
あなた have dreams about PJO characters/events
あなた carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime あなた pick up a pen, あなた think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime あなた play dodgeball, あなた bring a suit of armor.
あなた go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
あなた find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, あなた yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO あなた 愛 ANNOYING ME?!"
あなた stuff your Harry Potter 本 in the back of your closet so あなた have some もっと見る places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, あなた say: "I hope あなた shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, あなた burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
あなた pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) あなた scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, あなた pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
あなた are known to scream names of the characters at ランダム times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
あなた pray to Athena when あなた don’t study for a math test.
And when あなた flunk 発言しました test, あなた blame her irritation on Percabeth.
あなた make a 一覧 of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy もっと見る than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also あなた might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Eris- She threw the apple.
When あなた steal your friend's pen あなた believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and あなた thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
あなた write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds あなた from the computer, あなた blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
あなた want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If only I HAD ONE!)
あなた give all your フレンズ god parents
あなた call the "Ares kids", または school bullies, Martians.
あなた クイズ fellow ファン on the minor gods and win.
あなた spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
あなた plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
あなた imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
あなた get your parents to start 読書 PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
あなた think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
あなた have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
あなた want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a 安全, 安全です deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks あなた need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Even though the obsession is my ex's fault.)
あなた blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
あなた imagine ランダム unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one メリダとおそろしの森 soul unaware of your obsession broaches the 質問 of why あなた were laughing, あなた try to explain.
They think あなた are nuts because あなた are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
あなた think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
あなた know you're obsessed when あなた lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
あなた think all the 人気 girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
あなた go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
あなた read page 287 of BotL over and over again または say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
あなた and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada または Canadians.
あなた and your PJO obsessed friend start a ファン club with only あなた two in it. (I would make a フェイスブック chat group for it but apparentl 12 is too young for フェイスブック and therefore she doesn't have one...even though we both know a 12-year-old who has one.)
あなた get other people obsessed.
あなた know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your お気に入り quote of all time comes from PJO.
あなた and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, あなた give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time あなた see a guy in a wheelchair あなた think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan
あなた find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (yep)
When your boyfriend dumps you, あなた take the oath of the hunters olympianchef213 (Well...)
When あなた burn yourself, あなた curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
~You put an offering to Demeter 次 to your garden. olympianchef213
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who あなた really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
~You say "Maia!" when あなた are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 (It didn't work. :( )
あなた checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
あなた know which pages the good parts are on.
あなた suddenly hate thunderstorms.
あなた start hearing Percabeth in every song あなた hear.
あなた started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
あなた start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon. NOT Artemis, Joel!)
あなた never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
あなた ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
あなた start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each 日 あなた check every fansite あなた know of for new information.
あなた try to figure out how much 食 dye あなた need to turn チョコレート chip クッキー blue.
あなた make references to it in school reports and/or to フレンズ that haven’t read it.
The first thing あなた ask someone when あなた meet them is, “Have あなた read PJO?”
あなた yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever あなた enter a boat.
あなた curse a god/goddess a lot.
あなた have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
あなた know PJO better then most sane people
あなた have リンク to every great PJO site
あなた beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
あなた add things to the 一覧 every day
あなた know what あなた would do if あなた were Percy
あなた argue with your フレンズ about if Nico should turn evil または not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your フレンズ have read all the PJO, または are going to in the very near future
あなた wish あなた could find a 虹 to see if Iris messages work
あなた give フレンズ and youself a godly parent,
あなた are trying to learn Greek
あなた keep thinking about one of the PJO 本 when あなた go on a trip.
あなた think of percy every time あなた see a dark haried green-eyed boy
あなた have an instant crush on Nico!
あなた just have to research もっと見る about greek mythology
あなた want to learn Latin
あなた copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a クロス over
あなた have taken every test あなた can find about what demigodly parent あなた would/do/should have, and your trying to get your フレンズ to
あなた make sure all of your フレンズ (Or most of them), have an idea about what あなた say when talking about PJO
Your フレンズ (At least one), think あなた are obbsessed with PJO, and あなた agree
あなた have one または もっと見る things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks あなた why, あなた tell them
あなた have something on your school things (Or ホーム things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and あなた don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when あなた read this
あなた own every single book
あなた are planning on adding a lot もっと見る things to this list
あなた call yourself a demigod
あなた wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
あなた plan to study Greek mythology in college
あなた find yourself praying to a ランダム god when あなた didn't study for a math test because あなた were too busy 読書 PJO
Youv'e called someone あなた know a satyr.
あなた have AP European History and あなた wish Annabeth could tutor あなた about all the architects あなた have to know.
And thats how あなた know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
あなた Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
あなた go to the Empire State Building and あなた ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and あなた scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time あなた use the Internet, あなた thank Hermes.
When あなた see Harry Potter, あなた think of Percy with glasses.
あなた burn 食 to see if it smells good.
あなた see an owl, あなた go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
あなた think that your お気に入り singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to あなた dies and あなた give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and あなた create a PJO family.
あなた go on a cruise and あなた hope the ボート isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a ボート and あなた pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and あなた hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast あなた out of the air.
あなた go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
あなた find your true 愛 and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
あなた think George ブッシュ is a son of Ares
あなた know ミューズ is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with あなた everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
あなた get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
あなた get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
あなた sometimes try to control water.
あなた don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, あなた claim あなた have ADHD または dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
あなた yell "Annabeth!" everytime あなた see a NY Yankees hat.
あなた make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime あなた see an オレンジ shirt, あなた look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
あなた are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When あなた see/hear about anything myhtology-related, あなた talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York または San Francisco-related.
あなた are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
あなた are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
あなた claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your フレンズ argue with you.
あなた have dreams about PJO characters/events
あなた carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime あなた pick up a pen, あなた think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime あなた play dodgeball, あなた bring a suit of armor.
あなた go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
あなた find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, あなた yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO あなた 愛 ANNOYING ME?!"
あなた stuff your Harry Potter 本 in the back of your closet so あなた have some もっと見る places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, あなた say: "I hope あなた shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, あなた burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
あなた pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) あなた scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, あなた pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
あなた are known to scream names of the characters at ランダム times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
あなた pray to Athena when あなた don’t study for a math test.
And when あなた flunk 発言しました test, あなた blame her irritation on Percabeth.
あなた make a 一覧 of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy もっと見る than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also あなた might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Eris- She threw the apple.
When あなた steal your friend's pen あなた believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and あなた thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
あなた write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds あなた from the computer, あなた blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
あなた want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If only I HAD ONE!)
あなた give all your フレンズ god parents
あなた call the "Ares kids", または school bullies, Martians.
あなた クイズ fellow ファン on the minor gods and win.
あなた spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
あなた plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
あなた imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
あなた get your parents to start 読書 PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
あなた think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
あなた have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
あなた want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a 安全, 安全です deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks あなた need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Even though the obsession is my ex's fault.)
あなた blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
あなた imagine ランダム unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one メリダとおそろしの森 soul unaware of your obsession broaches the 質問 of why あなた were laughing, あなた try to explain.
They think あなた are nuts because あなた are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
あなた think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
あなた know you're obsessed when あなた lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
あなた think all the 人気 girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
あなた go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
あなた read page 287 of BotL over and over again または say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
あなた and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada または Canadians.
あなた and your PJO obsessed friend start a ファン club with only あなた two in it. (I would make a フェイスブック chat group for it but apparentl 12 is too young for フェイスブック and therefore she doesn't have one...even though we both know a 12-year-old who has one.)
あなた get other people obsessed.
あなた know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your お気に入り quote of all time comes from PJO.
あなた and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, あなた give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time あなた see a guy in a wheelchair あなた think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan
あなた find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (yep)
When your boyfriend dumps you, あなた take the oath of the hunters olympianchef213 (Well...)
When あなた burn yourself, あなた curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
~You put an offering to Demeter 次 to your garden. olympianchef213
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who あなた really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
~You say "Maia!" when あなた are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 (It didn't work. :( )
あなた checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
あなた know which pages the good parts are on.
あなた suddenly hate thunderstorms.
あなた start hearing Percabeth in every song あなた hear.
あなた started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
あなた start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon. NOT Artemis, Joel!)
あなた never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
あなた ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
あなた start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each 日 あなた check every fansite あなた know of for new information.
あなた try to figure out how much 食 dye あなた need to turn チョコレート chip クッキー blue.
あなた make references to it in school reports and/or to フレンズ that haven’t read it.
The first thing あなた ask someone when あなた meet them is, “Have あなた read PJO?”
あなた yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever あなた enter a boat.
あなた curse a god/goddess a lot.
あなた have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
あなた know PJO better then most sane people
あなた have リンク to every great PJO site
あなた beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
あなた add things to the 一覧 every day
あなた know what あなた would do if あなた were Percy
あなた argue with your フレンズ about if Nico should turn evil または not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your フレンズ have read all the PJO, または are going to in the very near future
あなた wish あなた could find a 虹 to see if Iris messages work
あなた give フレンズ and youself a godly parent,
あなた are trying to learn Greek
あなた keep thinking about one of the PJO 本 when あなた go on a trip.
あなた think of percy every time あなた see a dark haried green-eyed boy
あなた have an instant crush on Nico!
あなた just have to research もっと見る about greek mythology
あなた want to learn Latin
あなた copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a クロス over
あなた have taken every test あなた can find about what demigodly parent あなた would/do/should have, and your trying to get your フレンズ to
あなた make sure all of your フレンズ (Or most of them), have an idea about what あなた say when talking about PJO
Your フレンズ (At least one), think あなた are obbsessed with PJO, and あなた agree
あなた have one または もっと見る things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks あなた why, あなた tell them
あなた have something on your school things (Or ホーム things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and あなた don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when あなた read this
あなた own every single book
あなた are planning on adding a lot もっと見る things to this list
あなた call yourself a demigod
あなた wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
あなた plan to study Greek mythology in college
あなた find yourself praying to a ランダム god when あなた didn't study for a math test because あなた were too busy 読書 PJO
Youv'e called someone あなた know a satyr.
あなた have AP European History and あなた wish Annabeth could tutor あなた about all the architects あなた have to know.
And thats how あなた know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
