ok guys so all this freaking hilarious one no 表示する 丘, ヒル crap is getting crazy! あなた know what that means instant inspiration! so here's some crap i just threw together hope あなた like
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One 木, ツリー 丘, ヒル renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person 回答 "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? あなた are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude あなた already don't pay me enough. This is my 表示する I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad あなた are the star, but あなた know I can't pay あなた anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie または giving all the money to Lee because he is the One 木, ツリー 丘, ヒル version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something 年 old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. こんにちは and aren't あなた the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't あなた do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character または make him 移動する away または some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have あなた heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but あなた have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your 表示する now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. あなた can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could あなた take those pics of me off your ウォール they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless あなた make it a breyton lesbian 愛 fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See あなた later あなた big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and あなた should totally go to my blog Southern ゴシック productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If あなた need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See あなた later"
ring ring
"Are あなた freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh こんにちは Soph! I can always count on あなた to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't あなた know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your 表示する now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the 表示する anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely 日 Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to あなた too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this 表示する for 6 years, and I want to go ホーム and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your 表示する now Joy. あなた can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your 表示する now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double 日付 with Mia and Chase? I mean really あなた couldn't give Naley（ネイサン＆ヘイリー） one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the 表示する into a Naley（ネイサン＆ヘイリー） porno is that what あなた want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes あなた could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are あなた kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy 発言しました cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he 発言しました mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One 木, ツリー Hill, loved によって all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions によって a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to キッス Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and あなた are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok あなた caught me キス her pic one time"
"French キス it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't あなた try Jackson. I'm sure he'd 愛 a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your 表示する James"
"Dude it already was. Did あなた not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but ディズニー already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But あなた could also be a 星, つ星 on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah あなた 発言しました a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. あなた better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson 発言しました before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do あなた see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini あなた is out. And I'm sick of あなた making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the 次 few hours
*The 次 day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the 表示する ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark 発言しました to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" ファーギー says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One 木, ツリー 丘, ヒル renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person 回答 "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? あなた are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude あなた already don't pay me enough. This is my 表示する I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad あなた are the star, but あなた know I can't pay あなた anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie または giving all the money to Lee because he is the One 木, ツリー 丘, ヒル version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something 年 old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. こんにちは and aren't あなた the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't あなた do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character または make him 移動する away または some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have あなた heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but あなた have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your 表示する now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. あなた can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could あなた take those pics of me off your ウォール they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless あなた make it a breyton lesbian 愛 fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See あなた later あなた big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and あなた should totally go to my blog Southern ゴシック productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If あなた need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See あなた later"
ring ring
"Are あなた freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh こんにちは Soph! I can always count on あなた to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't あなた know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your 表示する now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the 表示する anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely 日 Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to あなた too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this 表示する for 6 years, and I want to go ホーム and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your 表示する now Joy. あなた can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your 表示する now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double 日付 with Mia and Chase? I mean really あなた couldn't give Naley（ネイサン＆ヘイリー） one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the 表示する into a Naley（ネイサン＆ヘイリー） porno is that what あなた want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes あなた could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are あなた kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy 発言しました cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he 発言しました mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One 木, ツリー Hill, loved によって all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions によって a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to キッス Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and あなた are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok あなた caught me キス her pic one time"
"French キス it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't あなた try Jackson. I'm sure he'd 愛 a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your 表示する James"
"Dude it already was. Did あなた not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but ディズニー already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But あなた could also be a 星, つ星 on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah あなた 発言しました a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. あなた better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson 発言しました before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do あなた see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini あなた is out. And I'm sick of あなた making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the 次 few hours
*The 次 day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the 表示する ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark 発言しました to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" ファーギー says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Fergilicious! its hot hot
