One Direction GQ interview! JLS have their own range of condoms. Would あなた create your own? Louis: We’re not going to go down that road.. Harry: Though we are all for 安全, 安全です sex. Louis: We’re all about femidoms. That’s the future. That’s an exclusive right there! Zayn: Why should we have to carry them? [laughs] Do あなた get chatted up a lot on tour?
Liam: Honestly, because we’re taken from the venue to the hotel and whatever else あなた don’t really see much in between. We don’t really go out, but this tour will be different because we’re all 18 now.. Niall: スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット sweep! So this tour will be a bit もっと見る Mötley Crüe? [cue blank expressions from One Direction so GQ.com explains who Mötley Crüe are..
..with particular reference to their candid rock confessional The Dirt] Niall: I can’t wait for that! Can we do one? Liam: A diary of naughtiness? Harry: Ours would be もっと見る like The Virgin Diaries. Liam: Porn.. without the illustrations. Louis: Just porn! Liam: This interview’s gone horribly wrong.
GQ.com: Did あなた have a good time at GQ Men Of The Year?
Louis: One of the best nights we’ve had this year, wasn’t it?
Niall: Just being in the same room as Bono was great. Stephen Fry’s speech was incredible as well.
Harry: Bill Nighy looked sick.
Liam: When Johnny Depp popped out I couldn’t believe it.
あなた already have your own action figures what other merchandise do あなた aspire to?
Liam: Can we get waxworks at Madame Tussauds? We’ve never thought about that.
Harry: We’re doing Transformers. Louis transforms into a car. Like a Porsche または something..
Louis: We’re doing women’s ランジェリー as well.
What’s the most important item on your rider?
Harry: People put stuff in our room, but we don’t go there and tell them what we need. Basically, if あなた can get a cup of お茶, 紅茶 または a bottle of water it’s fine.
Liam: We get sweets just because we’re kids.
We noticed ファン keep bringing あなた carrots..
Louis: In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I’ve had lots and lots and lots of carrots.
Zayn: That’s why he’s very tanned.
Louis: And why I’m also very good at seeing in the dark.
What’s the strangest gift you’ve got from a fan?
Louis: Sanitary towels stuck to the window of the car.
Zayn: They’d put their Twitter names on it.
Is that a good tactic to get One Direction to follow あなた on Twitter?
Louis: We didn’t actually follow them because it was taken away so quickly.
Niall: For some reason I didn’t want to touch them…
It does seem a bit.. unsanitary.
Louis: I like what あなた did there!
[One Direction give GQ.com a impromptu round of applause. We feel like Oscar Wilde.]
Liam: Save that in the memory bank.
Can あなた recommend a good book?
Niall: One Direction: Dare to Dream.
Louis: James Corden’s new autobiography [May I Have Your Attention Please?].
Liam: Russell Brand’s My Booky Wook.
Zayn: This is going to make me sound like a geek, but I read a book called On A Wing and A Prayer. I think it was about World War I.
Niall: Michael Buble’s Onstage, Offstage.
Liam: The script of An Inspector Calls. That’s the only one I’ve ever read.
Harry: You’ve only ever read one book in your life?
Liam: Yes.
Niall: Me too. It was called: How To Kill A Mocking Bird.
Liam: Wasn’t it just called To Kill A Mocking Bird?
Harry: It’s confusing because you’re 200 pages in and the bird still hasn’t died.
What 音楽 do あなた 愛 that would surprise people?
Liam: Bing Crosby.
Louis: Bombay Bicycle Club.
Liam: Two Door Cinema Club. Daniel O’Donnell. I’m just coming up with ランダム words now. Two ミルク Bottles and an Egg!
We understand that あなた all own monogrammed full-size babygro-style ‘onesies’?
Louis: These boys have stopped wearing them but I have loads of onesies at home. I know they don’t necessarily look sick but they’re so comfy.
Zayn: They’re good for when you’re chilled out at home. あなた can’t always look tip-top.
Liam: I bet あなた sit in one at home.
Harry: We’re all adults here. We’ve all seen our share of..
Liam: No, あなた haven’t! You’re still 17! Shut up!
Louis: I find the whole porn thing quite..
Liam: Derogatory?
Niall: Objectifying?
Harry: I think it’s derogatory.
Liam: It can be a bad influence on youngsters..
Louis: ..but sometimes it’s great.
Harry: Sometimes it’s amazing!
Liam: You’re 17, shut up! Louis, あなた brought this up! We’ve brought this upon ourselves.
Harry: This is going to be a great read.
Liam: Honestly, because we’re taken from the venue to the hotel and whatever else あなた don’t really see much in between. We don’t really go out, but this tour will be different because we’re all 18 now.. Niall: スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット sweep! So this tour will be a bit もっと見る Mötley Crüe? [cue blank expressions from One Direction so GQ.com explains who Mötley Crüe are..
..with particular reference to their candid rock confessional The Dirt] Niall: I can’t wait for that! Can we do one? Liam: A diary of naughtiness? Harry: Ours would be もっと見る like The Virgin Diaries. Liam: Porn.. without the illustrations. Louis: Just porn! Liam: This interview’s gone horribly wrong.
GQ.com: Did あなた have a good time at GQ Men Of The Year?
Louis: One of the best nights we’ve had this year, wasn’t it?
Niall: Just being in the same room as Bono was great. Stephen Fry’s speech was incredible as well.
Harry: Bill Nighy looked sick.
Liam: When Johnny Depp popped out I couldn’t believe it.
あなた already have your own action figures what other merchandise do あなた aspire to?
Liam: Can we get waxworks at Madame Tussauds? We’ve never thought about that.
Harry: We’re doing Transformers. Louis transforms into a car. Like a Porsche または something..
Louis: We’re doing women’s ランジェリー as well.
What’s the most important item on your rider?
Harry: People put stuff in our room, but we don’t go there and tell them what we need. Basically, if あなた can get a cup of お茶, 紅茶 または a bottle of water it’s fine.
Liam: We get sweets just because we’re kids.
We noticed ファン keep bringing あなた carrots..
Louis: In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I’ve had lots and lots and lots of carrots.
Zayn: That’s why he’s very tanned.
Louis: And why I’m also very good at seeing in the dark.
What’s the strangest gift you’ve got from a fan?
Louis: Sanitary towels stuck to the window of the car.
Zayn: They’d put their Twitter names on it.
Is that a good tactic to get One Direction to follow あなた on Twitter?
Louis: We didn’t actually follow them because it was taken away so quickly.
Niall: For some reason I didn’t want to touch them…
It does seem a bit.. unsanitary.
Louis: I like what あなた did there!
[One Direction give GQ.com a impromptu round of applause. We feel like Oscar Wilde.]
Liam: Save that in the memory bank.
Can あなた recommend a good book?
Niall: One Direction: Dare to Dream.
Louis: James Corden’s new autobiography [May I Have Your Attention Please?].
Liam: Russell Brand’s My Booky Wook.
Zayn: This is going to make me sound like a geek, but I read a book called On A Wing and A Prayer. I think it was about World War I.
Niall: Michael Buble’s Onstage, Offstage.
Liam: The script of An Inspector Calls. That’s the only one I’ve ever read.
Harry: You’ve only ever read one book in your life?
Liam: Yes.
Niall: Me too. It was called: How To Kill A Mocking Bird.
Liam: Wasn’t it just called To Kill A Mocking Bird?
Harry: It’s confusing because you’re 200 pages in and the bird still hasn’t died.
What 音楽 do あなた 愛 that would surprise people?
Liam: Bing Crosby.
Louis: Bombay Bicycle Club.
Liam: Two Door Cinema Club. Daniel O’Donnell. I’m just coming up with ランダム words now. Two ミルク Bottles and an Egg!
We understand that あなた all own monogrammed full-size babygro-style ‘onesies’?
Louis: These boys have stopped wearing them but I have loads of onesies at home. I know they don’t necessarily look sick but they’re so comfy.
Zayn: They’re good for when you’re chilled out at home. あなた can’t always look tip-top.
Liam: I bet あなた sit in one at home.
Harry: We’re all adults here. We’ve all seen our share of..
Liam: No, あなた haven’t! You’re still 17! Shut up!
Louis: I find the whole porn thing quite..
Liam: Derogatory?
Niall: Objectifying?
Harry: I think it’s derogatory.
Liam: It can be a bad influence on youngsters..
Louis: ..but sometimes it’s great.
Harry: Sometimes it’s amazing!
Liam: You’re 17, shut up! Louis, あなた brought this up! We’ve brought this upon ourselves.
Harry: This is going to be a great read.
The 愛 of Larry Stylinson is something that we like to think can never be shaken, but it must be hard for Louis Tomlinson to have to share his time with Harry Styles with a load of girls. We know he must want him all to himself, so he can stroke his face and smell his hair alone.
It's a tough life for Louis.
"The worst thing about living with Harry is the constant stream of women he is getting through our door," Louis told The Sun.
"It's relentless.
"The good side is he's a decent cook. He cooks for me — fajitas and tacos.
"The fajitas are good, they are very good."
Louis Tomlinson: "Harry Styles is always bringing girls round"
Well this is promising. A surefire way to a bloke's ハート, 心 is to go through the stomach (as in with food, not with knives...eesh) so at least Louis is still getting some guac(amole) from Harry and can chow down on his fajita every now and again.
It's a tough life for Louis.
"The worst thing about living with Harry is the constant stream of women he is getting through our door," Louis told The Sun.
"It's relentless.
"The good side is he's a decent cook. He cooks for me — fajitas and tacos.
"The fajitas are good, they are very good."
Louis Tomlinson: "Harry Styles is always bringing girls round"
Well this is promising. A surefire way to a bloke's ハート, 心 is to go through the stomach (as in with food, not with knives...eesh) so at least Louis is still getting some guac(amole) from Harry and can chow down on his fajita every now and again.
Here they are outside!x
