So, picture this scene:
It is 8.30 in the morning, and I am in the computer labs at university, killing some time before my exam, which starts at 9.30am.
I'm cruising the news sites, bumming around, not really doing anything in particular. I decide to do my usual news searches- my fave bands, to see if there is any news, my favourite sports teams for scores, my favourite actors...
So I type in "O-L-I-V-I-A [space] W-I-L-D-E" and
BANG!
Up pops a link that says something about Olivia Wilde in a photoshoot (I don't remember the exact タイトル because I clicked the crap out of it and it all became a blur).
And then
BANG!
Up pops this image:






At this point, I'm pretty sure the heterosexual part of my brain exploded into tiny pieces too small to every put back together properly.








So, there I am, in a unversity computer lab, a place of higher learning, staring with dropped jaw at what are essentially topless 写真 of Olivia Wilde.

After a few 分 of drinking in that DELICIOUS Olivia Wilde photoshoot, I realised that I was in fact in a public space, gawking at Wilde-porn, and that perhaps I should stop before someone sees what I am looking at and has me arrested for being a dirty pervert on 大学 property.

So, I went of to my exam, very turned on, not によって the propect of sitting a 3 hours exam on psychological research (because that is not hot), but によって the residual Olivia 画像 that were burned into my brain.

I managed to slip out of my daze just in time to begin the exam.

All was going well (as well as an exam can ever go), when I got stuck on a question. As I searched my brain for answers, this image popped into my head:






accompanied によって this thought:
"Oh my god, Olivia is so hot."









While this statement is indeed true, it is not particularly helpful when trying to articulate a response to a 質問 about null hypothesis testing.

I managed to re-focus, finish my exam, run ホーム (well, I had to take a bus, but I ran from the bus stop) and come here to share もっと見る examples of Olivia's wonderfulness.

I will say that while Olivia is clearly the most beautiful woman in the entire universe (uh duh), I also 愛 that she is 1) incredibly smart, 2) politically aware, and 3) hilarious. Read または watch any interview with her and あなた can tell that her lights are switched on and somebody is home. So I'm not just gay for her body, I'm gay for her beautiful mind too.

Also, the thing about Olvia is that she looks damn good whether she is clothes-less または covered from head to toe. That, I think, is the true mark of beauty: it is もっと見る about an 全体, 全体的です attitude rather than the flesh.

Furthermore (you can tell that I am in exam mode), the pictures are actually done very tastfully. I'm not very familiar with Maxim, but I understand that it can be a naughty. But this 'Garden Of Eden' photoshoot is beautiful. And it shows Olivia off without exploiting her. I 愛 that Olivia can be so incredibly sexy and not look like the modern Paris Hilton whore type that many young 女優 seem to want to go for.

In summation, I can't get over how much I 愛 Olivia. She is gorgeous and brilliant and she has stolen 99% of my heterosexuality. And I just wanted to share my perverted story with y'all. Feel free to point and laugh at me, because I am won't be caring. I will be drooling over those tasty, tasty Maxim pictures.