DAWN Happy クリスマス :)

When I was born, I was 与えられた a choice - A big dick または a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time あなた ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but 次 to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is...

CHAPTER TWO.

Cherry チェリー boom boom
Mary: HANNAH! COME HERE NOW!
H: What the HELL?
Mary: Did あなた buy アイスクリーム again? あなた know I hate it.
H: First off, its taste is MANGO. Epic.
Mary: Yeah right.
H: And secondly, あなた are a complete retard for not liking アイスクリーム so shut up.
Mary: But there’s no room in the fridge for my vegetables.
DING DONG. Hannah runs to open, glad that she was saved from the “fight”.
Cat: こんにちは my girl.
H: こんにちは Kitty.
Mary: Who is it?
H: It’s Cat. She brought us some ice-cream.
Mary: あなた have got to be kidding me. Mangos and アイスクリーム are FORBIDDEN in here.
G: WHY ARE YOU...

Happy sweet sixteen my Ballah!:D
You better have a terrific day, and an amazing 年 ahead of you, cause あなた deserve it!♥

Hannah! あなた have this unique, amazing, incredible and loveable personality which あなた just can't miss! あなた make the room (forum) look at あなた when あなた step in, and あなた somehow make me smile even though i'm having a real shitty day! And I don't think I have to tell あなた about your world known (fanpop-known) cheating skils! PCBR (pathetic cheating 赤ちゃん rules) says it all!;P
You will always be my teacher/master/mentor (you choose), and I always enjoy cheating with you! Cheating...