Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 星, つ星 hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving あなた a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that あなた are able to function relatively well. However, あなた are still parched. あなた can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a チーズバーガー and a side of fries.
2 星, つ星 hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. あなた may look okay but あなた have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee あなた chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though あなた have a nice demeanour about the office, あなた are costing your employer valuable money because all あなた really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and 書く ジャンク e-mails.
3 星, つ星 hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. あなた are definitely a 宇宙 cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks によって あなた gag because her perfume reminds あなた of the ランダム ジン shots あなた did with your alcoholic フレンズ after the bouncer kicked あなた out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if あなた were in your ベッド with a dozen ドーナッツ and a litre of コーラ watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet コーラ - yet あなた haven't peed once.
4 星, つ星 hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and あなた can't speak too quickly または else あなた might honk. あなた have ロスト the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted あなた for being late and has 与えられた あなた a lecture for reeking of booze. あなた wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that あなた missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like あなた put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes あなた look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. あなた would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. ホーム time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, または 3. A time machine so あなた could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 星, つ星 hangover (aka Dante's 4th サークル, 円 of Hell) *****
あなた have a 秒 heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits 次 to you. Death seems pretty good right now. あなた can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid ウォッカ vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your シャツ and making あなた dizzy. あなた still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least あなた think it's toothpaste crust. あなた don't give a damn either way. Your body has ロスト the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at あなた and your co-workers think that your dog just died because あなた look so pathetic. あなた should have called in sick because all あなた can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 星, つ星 hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving あなた a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that あなた are able to function relatively well. However, あなた are still parched. あなた can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a チーズバーガー and a side of fries.
2 星, つ星 hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. あなた may look okay but あなた have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee あなた chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though あなた have a nice demeanour about the office, あなた are costing your employer valuable money because all あなた really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and 書く ジャンク e-mails.
3 星, つ星 hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. あなた are definitely a 宇宙 cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks によって あなた gag because her perfume reminds あなた of the ランダム ジン shots あなた did with your alcoholic フレンズ after the bouncer kicked あなた out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if あなた were in your ベッド with a dozen ドーナッツ and a litre of コーラ watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet コーラ - yet あなた haven't peed once.
4 星, つ星 hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and あなた can't speak too quickly または else あなた might honk. あなた have ロスト the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted あなた for being late and has 与えられた あなた a lecture for reeking of booze. あなた wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that あなた missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like あなた put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes あなた look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. あなた would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. ホーム time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, または 3. A time machine so あなた could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 星, つ星 hangover (aka Dante's 4th サークル, 円 of Hell) *****
あなた have a 秒 heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits 次 to you. Death seems pretty good right now. あなた can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid ウォッカ vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your シャツ and making あなた dizzy. あなた still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least あなた think it's toothpaste crust. あなた don't give a damn either way. Your body has ロスト the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at あなた and your co-workers think that your dog just died because あなた look so pathetic. あなた should have called in sick because all あなた can manage to do is breathe....very gently
