1. Glomp Kankuro and squeal “I wuv あなた big bwother!”
2. Go out with Keiko
3. Go out with Kaede
4. クロス his eyes and mumble “Chocolate monkeys are eating my brain…”
5. Fly around on his sand and do a little dance whil chanting “Me da Kazekage bitches ha-ha”
6. Ask Kiba to *butter his muffin*
7. Not die in Shippuuden
8. start talking like a prep
9. tryout for the Cheer team
10. Try to erase to rings around his eyes
11. become Orochimaru’s お気に入り bitch
12. Try to bleach his hair によって himself
13. decide that killing is not his purpose in life
14. Admit to himself that Temari is in fact his...
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