"Kiba's my uncle.Hinata's my auntie.Sakura's my sister.Sasuke's my brother.TenTen's my God sister.Neji's my God brother.Temari's my other auntie.Kankuro's my other uncle.Shino's my other brother.Ino's my other sister.Shikamaru's my 3rd brother.Tsunade's my grandma.Shizune's my 3rd sister.And everyone else here is my brothers and sisters.And Itachi's my older brother,my 4th brother."Diedara said.Tsunade and Shizune walked in the door.Shizune held TonTon,her pet pig."Hi Grandma Tsunade!Hi Sissy!" Diedara said."What does he mean?" Tsunade asked."He 発言しました who his uncles,aunties,brothers,sisters,God sisters,God brothers,mom,dad,and grandparents are.And あなた Tsunade is the 暁(NARUTO) 赤ちゃん and their brothers and sister's Grandma.And Shizune, you're their sister.The 暁(NARUTO) 赤ちゃん sister and their brothers and sisters sister."Sakura said." Brother Neji!Tell us a story!" Diedara said.They went in the living room."Anyway,I've found the cure for the 暁(NARUTO) clan.I can turn them back into teens and adults." Tsunade said."No!We 愛 the babies! We can't change them back!We 愛 them!Please just make all of us stay the same age as we are now!" KK said."Okay."Tsunade said.She put a spell on everyone to stay the same age as they are now.To EVERYONE in the WHOLE WORLD.Itachi,the eldest of the Akatsuki's,who was 7,picked Diedara up and set him on his lap.Diedara struggled to be not held によって Itachi.He started crying."What's wrong,Diedara?"Itachi said."I don't want to be held!Please let me go." Diedara said.Itachi let him go.Something was strange.Diedara didn't care weather または not あなた held him.He was aslways smiling and giggling and laughing.He never ever acted like this.Diedara kicked Itachi really hard."THAT HURT!"Itachi said,rubbing his knee."Stupid."Diedara said, glaring at Itachi.While Diedara was going to go play with blocks,Itachi tripped him on purpose.Diedara fell and started crying.Gaara ran in."What happened?Did あなた fall,Diedara?"Gaara 発言しました sitting on the ソファー, ソファ and putting Diedara on his lap."'Tachi tripped me!I was going to go play with blocks,and he tripped me."Diedara 発言しました wiping tears away with the front of his wrists.Gaara looked at Itachi."Diedara kicked me super hard!See the big red mark on my leg?Diedara did that!"Itachi said."Both of あなた have been reeeealllll close.You did everything together.You played together,ate together,even bathed together."Gaara said.Itachi looked at Diedara,who was looking at the floor."It would make me reallllly proud if あなた two tried to get along.I had the same fights with my brother and sisters to."Gaara said.Itachi looked at Diedara who was still looking at the floor."I'm gonna go talk with the big kids and adults now.Remember:Be nice!"Gaara said."You want me to hold you?" Itachi said."Uh-un.You hurt my feelings.You hurt me.You're mean to me."Diedara 発言しました crossing his arms.*It hurt him when I tripped him.I.....I made him cry.What kind of protective older brother hurts their little brother to the point where they cry?*Itachi thought."Don't worry.I'll hold you."Itachi said.He picked Diedara up and held him on his crissed-crossed applesause legs that were on the ソファー, ソファ he was sitting on."No!NO!I want Mommy to hold me!"Diedara said,trying to break free of Itachi's hold.Itachi put him on the floor.Diedara ran to their Mom.She picked him up and sat him on her lap.She bounced him on her lap.Itachi sat on the ソファー, ソファ 読書 a book.Diedara came up and took the book from Itachi.Diedara giggled and ran off."Diedara!Give that book back to me!"Itachi said.Diedara ran off to a room.The camper was actually a mansion that transformed into a hude RV.Cool,huh?Anyway.How could Itachi find Diedara in such a big place?Diedara peeked from behind the wall.He giggled.Itachi darted after Diedara to get his book.He picked Diedara up and took his book back.He put Diedara down.He looked at Diedara.Diedara started to cry.Diedara ran to Gaara.Gaara carried Diedara to the living room.Itachi followed.Gaara sat them down on the ソファー, ソファ and shut the door."Why can't あなた guys get along?" Gaara said."Itachi started it.He took my book away from me.So i tried to catch him.He ran too fast for me to catch up.And he 発言しました I couldn't have my book back.I cried and I came to あなた to make him to stop being mean to me."Diedara said."NO!Dad!Diedara took the book and ran off with it.So I caught up with him.I picked him up,took the book and put him back down.Then he started crying,and then came to you."Itachi said."I was just playing a game."Diedara 発言しました looking at the floor."Well it was a mean game.Itachi was trying to read.That's how he learns what he knows.It was very mean of あなた to take his book away and run off with it."Gaara said.He left the room."Do あなた want me to hold you,Diedara?"Itachi 発言しました looking at his little brothers face.He felt his pain when he looked at his face."No.You alway's get me into trouble."Diedara 発言しました crossing his arms.He started to cry."Please!Please don't cry!"Itachi said.He continued crying."Are あなた sleepy?Is that why you're grumpy?"Itachi said.Diedara said."And I'm wet."Diedara said."Do あなた want to walk.Or do あなた want Mommy または Daddy to put あなた to bed?"Itachi asked.Diedara streatched his arms out to Itachi with his hands getting all grabby."ME?You want ME to change あなた and put あなた down for a nap?"Itachi said.Diedara nodded yes.Diedara rubbed his eyes and yawned.Itachi picked him up.Diedara rested his head on Itachi's shoulder."Ewwwww.You ARE wet!"Itachi said.Diedara nodded yes."You want nice,cold,milk?"Itachi asked Diedara.He nodded yes.He got the bottle of milk.He gave it to Diedara who put the bottle in his mouth and sucked on it.Itachi put Diedara on the changing 表, テーブル and removed his wet diaper,wiped him,put baby powder on him,and put him in a fresh diaper.He also put him in his race car jammies.Itachi put Diedara in ベッド with him."'Tachi.Read a story!"Diedara said.The two fell fast asleep.Itachi awoke the 次 日 to find Diedara still slept with him.Diedara woke up."'Tachi,can あなた please change me?I'm stinky and wet."Diedara said.Itachi nodded yes then yawned.He changed Diedara's diaper then headed for the kitchen.Their stomachs growled.Itachi got a bowl of cereal.He held the spoon with ミルク and cornflakes to Diedara's mouth.He ate the spoonfull.Then Itachi took a bite.After the two finished breakfast,Itachi dressed Diedara in shorts and a T-shirt.They headed outside."I'm proud that あなた two got along!"Gaara said."Let's go play in the sand!Please 'Tachi?"Diedara said."Sure!"Itachi said.When Itachi wasn't looking,Diedara went into the water.itachi saw him get ankle length into the water."NO!DIEDARA!"Itachi said.He ran over to Diedara and picked him up."You can't go into the water.You scared me!"Itachi said.Diedara started crying."Nononononononono.I'm not mad at you.We have to have an adult here while we swim."Itachi said."I want to go home." Diedara said.Kisame ran tword them."Hi 'Tachi!Hi Diedara!I wanted to play with you!"Kisame said.Itachi carried Kisame and Diedara home.Once they got to the mansion,Diedara ran to the living room.Itachi sat down.Diedara sat on his lap.So did Kisame."Let's go play in 'Tachi's room!"Diedara said.Itachi carried the two into his room.He set them on his bed.Diedara started crying.So did Kisame."What's wrong?Are あなた tired?Hungry?Need a change?Want to play?Want a story?"Itachi asked.Diedara and Kisame started scratching themselves."Oh.You need a bath."Itachi said.He carried Diedara and Kisme into the bathroom.He stripped their dirty diapers and clothes off.He ran the water.He put the boys in.He scrubbed them.Kisame splashed soapy water in Diedara's eyes.Diedara cryed in pain.Itachi grabbed a cold washcloth and scrubbed the soap out of his eyes.After the bath it was time for a nap.