1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. あなた attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when あなた have a lot to do.
3. あなた try to talk to toads
4. あなた and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. あなた make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow 火災, 火 will come out of your mouth
6. あなた burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. あなた wish あなた had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. あなた try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. あなた see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. あなた try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. あなた ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. あなた ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act エモ and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when あなた get your master's degree.
15. あなた try to use a 火災, 火 element jutsu when there's no light
16. あなた go hunt for Sasuke
17. あなた threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. あなた run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that あなた get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… あなた say “Believe it!” または “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. あなた think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… あなた have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… あなた cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and あなた say “Itadakimasu” before あなた eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the NARUTO -ナルト- world.
29. あなた have NARUTO -ナルト- games for video game systems あなた don’t even have.
30. あなた name your dog Akamaru または Pakkun
31. あなた tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. あなた replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. あなた feel like あなた have the Sharingan after あなた put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like あなた turn off your Sharingan after あなた take out the contacts.
35. あなた paint the Nine-Tailed 狐, フォックス シール on your stomach and claim あなた have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, あなた think its Nine-Tailed Demon 狐, フォックス trying to get out.
37. あなた wear a ジャケット in the middle of the summer.
38. あなた roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. あなた give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. あなた jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. あなた have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge あなた all as equals.
43. あなた do something stupid, あなた claim あなた were being controlled によって the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. あなた trade in your お気に入り hat for a forehead protector.
45. あなた dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. あなた get a tattoo of a cursed シール on your neck.
47. あなた don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. あなた leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re クーラー and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of NARUTO -ナルト- makes あなた scream, laugh, applaud, または 全体, 全体的です just become rather excited.
50. あなた say NARUTO -ナルト- quotes
51. あなた daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, または all of 暁(NARUTO) member.
52. あなた try to make pairings between characters.
53. あなた try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. あなた throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. あなた carry puppets with you.
56. あなた call your group of フレンズ a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, または philosophy class always reference NARUTO -ナルト- somehow.
59. あなた wear a gigantic black マント, 隠す with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts あなた know about cells are the ones あなた learned from Tsunade
61. あなた have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. あなた imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. あなた buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, または face.
64. あなた always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a NARUTO -ナルト- フォーラ and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. あなた spy on girls and call it research.
67. あなた try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. あなた carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. あなた claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of 日本 on your vacation because all あなた knew how to do was insult people.
71. あなた refuse a 日付 because your saving yourself for Sakura または Sasuke.
72. あなた have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. あなた draw symbols on a scroll and try to シール a whole in a ウォール with it.
74. あなた stay up all night waiting for the release of the 次 マンガ chapter.
75. あなた stay up all night waiting for the release of the 次 episode.
76. あなた call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. あなた add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your フレンズ names and your not Japanese.
78. あなた follow somebody ホーム and when they ask あなた why, あなた tell them it’s part あなた mission.
79. あなた use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” または “Did あなた see my shadow clone pass によって here earlier?”
80. あなた dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. あなた start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. あなた try to sign a contract with blood.
84. あなた hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. あなた paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. あなた keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. あなた try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when あなた can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. あなた try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. あなた drive around with NARUTO -ナルト- 音楽 blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. あなた take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. あなた actually get these jokes and pass them on to other フレンズ who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this 一覧 as well
94. あなた take your time 読書 all of this
95. あなた try to kill your best friend because あなた want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. あなた yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. あなた start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. または マンガ chapter to ur parents または a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. あなた break your hand によって smashing it into a ウォール screaming: RASENGAN!
2. あなた attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when あなた have a lot to do.
3. あなた try to talk to toads
4. あなた and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. あなた make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow 火災, 火 will come out of your mouth
6. あなた burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. あなた wish あなた had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. あなた try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. あなた see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. あなた try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. あなた ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. あなた ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act エモ and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when あなた get your master's degree.
15. あなた try to use a 火災, 火 element jutsu when there's no light
16. あなた go hunt for Sasuke
17. あなた threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. あなた run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that あなた get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… あなた say “Believe it!” または “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. あなた think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… あなた have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… あなた cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and あなた say “Itadakimasu” before あなた eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the NARUTO -ナルト- world.
29. あなた have NARUTO -ナルト- games for video game systems あなた don’t even have.
30. あなた name your dog Akamaru または Pakkun
31. あなた tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. あなた replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. あなた feel like あなた have the Sharingan after あなた put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like あなた turn off your Sharingan after あなた take out the contacts.
35. あなた paint the Nine-Tailed 狐, フォックス シール on your stomach and claim あなた have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, あなた think its Nine-Tailed Demon 狐, フォックス trying to get out.
37. あなた wear a ジャケット in the middle of the summer.
38. あなた roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. あなた give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. あなた jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. あなた have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge あなた all as equals.
43. あなた do something stupid, あなた claim あなた were being controlled によって the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. あなた trade in your お気に入り hat for a forehead protector.
45. あなた dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. あなた get a tattoo of a cursed シール on your neck.
47. あなた don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. あなた leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re クーラー and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of NARUTO -ナルト- makes あなた scream, laugh, applaud, または 全体, 全体的です just become rather excited.
50. あなた say NARUTO -ナルト- quotes
51. あなた daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, または all of 暁(NARUTO) member.
52. あなた try to make pairings between characters.
53. あなた try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. あなた throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. あなた carry puppets with you.
56. あなた call your group of フレンズ a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, または philosophy class always reference NARUTO -ナルト- somehow.
59. あなた wear a gigantic black マント, 隠す with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts あなた know about cells are the ones あなた learned from Tsunade
61. あなた have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. あなた imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. あなた buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, または face.
64. あなた always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a NARUTO -ナルト- フォーラ and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. あなた spy on girls and call it research.
67. あなた try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. あなた carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. あなた claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of 日本 on your vacation because all あなた knew how to do was insult people.
71. あなた refuse a 日付 because your saving yourself for Sakura または Sasuke.
72. あなた have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. あなた draw symbols on a scroll and try to シール a whole in a ウォール with it.
74. あなた stay up all night waiting for the release of the 次 マンガ chapter.
75. あなた stay up all night waiting for the release of the 次 episode.
76. あなた call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. あなた add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your フレンズ names and your not Japanese.
78. あなた follow somebody ホーム and when they ask あなた why, あなた tell them it’s part あなた mission.
79. あなた use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” または “Did あなた see my shadow clone pass によって here earlier?”
80. あなた dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. あなた start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. あなた try to sign a contract with blood.
84. あなた hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. あなた paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. あなた keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. あなた try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when あなた can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. あなた try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. あなた drive around with NARUTO -ナルト- 音楽 blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. あなた take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. あなた actually get these jokes and pass them on to other フレンズ who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this 一覧 as well
94. あなた take your time 読書 all of this
95. あなた try to kill your best friend because あなた want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. あなた yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. あなた start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. または マンガ chapter to ur parents または a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. あなた break your hand によって smashing it into a ウォール screaming: RASENGAN!
