Just because it say " Cold Hearted " Doesn't mean it's JUST sad. This one contains funnies. Ha-ha! I can see well not really...That teenagers can be mature! But some NOT, like me. But I hope あなた people who are 13 または older will enjoy this story and laugh. Besides this story starts to FUNNY then Love. In the End. あなた might crack your head.
__________________
奈良シカマル was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always によって his side,sense NARUTO -ナルト- 発言しました "Are あなた guy's on a 日付 または something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
奈良シカマル wonders why she has been 芝居 weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with あなた these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do あなた mean? I've been fine lately?
She 発言しました with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. あなた made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for あなた and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell あなた when we need help.
She 発言しました while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did あなた say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought 奈良シカマル wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get あなた later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He 発言しました when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- もっと見る like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do あなた start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give あなた nick names. Anomi あなた nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- あなた Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 年 old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! または your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's レポート this to Tsunade.
He 発言しました while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do あなた think あなた trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are あなた okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will レポート his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
奈良シカマル opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her または anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did あなた kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, または be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if あなた come. So...I was thinking I should start with あなた first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask あなた guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are あなた going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. あなた have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right 次 to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - あなた got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the 表, テーブル say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, または whatever, if あなた disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill あなた two, and give あなた nightmares, and kick あなた out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week または two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes または with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There あなた go. Now. あなた can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this あなた sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- または the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't あなた leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will あなた like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes あなた are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 ポニー tails and let her hair go.
奈良シカマル snored loudly. Temari threw a 枕 at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then 奈良シカマル rolled off his ベッド and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the 次 moring and 奈良シカマル was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR あなた TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door ベル rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- こんにちは Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE あなた BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on 上, ページのトップへ of Temari. She smacked him but もっと見る harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He 発言しました with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON あなた TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back シャツ and 火災, 火 grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex あなた moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- あなた better! あなた idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are あなた okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what あなた get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, あなた need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some ラーメン will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get あなた some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged NARUTO -ナルト- and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do あなた ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a ショップ with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora 着物 and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If あなた want I can pay it for you.
Temari- あなた will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay あなた back.
Shikamaru- Nah. あなた don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think あなた will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. NARUTO -ナルト- and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and 奈良シカマル and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw 奈良シカマル all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to 日付 her and so are NARUTO -ナルト- and Hinata. 奈良シカマル and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when 奈良シカマル and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole パンチ at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did あなた do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically 奈良シカマル and Temari. 奈良シカマル was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in 分 愛 came によって in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata キス Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten によって the waist もっと見る roughly. And Sasuke making a 移動する on Sakura. He was trying to キッス her.
Temari was only left. 奈良シカマル was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a 移動する like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- あなた know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can によって and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one もっと見る taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was もっと見る awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are あなた drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, または a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She ロスト her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are あなた okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find あなた another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't あなた took her to a nice dinner? または why didn't あなた tell her あなた 愛 her?
But.....if あなた want to キッス her. Then あなた can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The キッス will be better on Temari. Besides...sense あなた 発言しました あなた like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- あなた look great!
Temari- あなた really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. 奈良シカマル must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly 着物 that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and 奈良シカマル were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to 奈良シカマル and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! あなた Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- あなた ストール, 盗んだ my guy and あなた ストール, 盗んだ my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what あなた did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it あなた idiot! I was going to give あなた a chance! But あなた didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If あなた liked Ino あなた shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, あなた 発言しました we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So あなた weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do あなた want to be with Ino または me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't あなた slut!
Ino- !!...What did あなた just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. あなた gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did あなた get the knife.
Temari- あなた still haven't 発言しました it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- あなた got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did あなた say that? She was in 愛 with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in 愛 with you. Till now. あなた let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do あなた know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later または tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went ホーム and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are あなた doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did あなた キッス Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I 愛 You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- あなた don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to キッス you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were キス for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! あなた could've キッス me even if あなた don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would あなた do such a thing! I 愛 あなた and あなた キッス Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to キッス you...then...WHY DIDN'T あなた PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. あなた just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If あなた were dead. I'll die with you. If あなた were no where to be found. I'll find あなた alll 日 and never give up. If あなた were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing あなた ever 発言しました to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I 愛 you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I 愛 あなた too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let あなた go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing もっと見る then just キス him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach あなた a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't あなた die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She 発言しました in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
____
Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll 愛 it! Ha-ha! It's really long!
__________________
奈良シカマル was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always によって his side,sense NARUTO -ナルト- 発言しました "Are あなた guy's on a 日付 または something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
奈良シカマル wonders why she has been 芝居 weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with あなた these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do あなた mean? I've been fine lately?
She 発言しました with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. あなた made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for あなた and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell あなた when we need help.
She 発言しました while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did あなた say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought 奈良シカマル wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get あなた later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He 発言しました when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- もっと見る like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do あなた start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give あなた nick names. Anomi あなた nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- あなた Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 年 old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! または your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's レポート this to Tsunade.
He 発言しました while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do あなた think あなた trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are あなた okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will レポート his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
奈良シカマル opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her または anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did あなた kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, または be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if あなた come. So...I was thinking I should start with あなた first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask あなた guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are あなた going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. あなた have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right 次 to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - あなた got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the 表, テーブル say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, または whatever, if あなた disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill あなた two, and give あなた nightmares, and kick あなた out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week または two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes または with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There あなた go. Now. あなた can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this あなた sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- または the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't あなた leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will あなた like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes あなた are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 ポニー tails and let her hair go.
奈良シカマル snored loudly. Temari threw a 枕 at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then 奈良シカマル rolled off his ベッド and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the 次 moring and 奈良シカマル was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR あなた TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door ベル rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- こんにちは Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE あなた BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on 上, ページのトップへ of Temari. She smacked him but もっと見る harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He 発言しました with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON あなた TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back シャツ and 火災, 火 grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex あなた moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- あなた better! あなた idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are あなた okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what あなた get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, あなた need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some ラーメン will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get あなた some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged NARUTO -ナルト- and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do あなた ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a ショップ with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora 着物 and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If あなた want I can pay it for you.
Temari- あなた will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay あなた back.
Shikamaru- Nah. あなた don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think あなた will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. NARUTO -ナルト- and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and 奈良シカマル and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw 奈良シカマル all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to 日付 her and so are NARUTO -ナルト- and Hinata. 奈良シカマル and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when 奈良シカマル and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole パンチ at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did あなた do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically 奈良シカマル and Temari. 奈良シカマル was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in 分 愛 came によって in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata キス Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten によって the waist もっと見る roughly. And Sasuke making a 移動する on Sakura. He was trying to キッス her.
Temari was only left. 奈良シカマル was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a 移動する like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- あなた know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can によって and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one もっと見る taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was もっと見る awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are あなた drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, または a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She ロスト her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are あなた okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find あなた another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't あなた took her to a nice dinner? または why didn't あなた tell her あなた 愛 her?
But.....if あなた want to キッス her. Then あなた can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The キッス will be better on Temari. Besides...sense あなた 発言しました あなた like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- あなた look great!
Temari- あなた really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. 奈良シカマル must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly 着物 that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and 奈良シカマル were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to 奈良シカマル and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! あなた Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- あなた ストール, 盗んだ my guy and あなた ストール, 盗んだ my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what あなた did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it あなた idiot! I was going to give あなた a chance! But あなた didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If あなた liked Ino あなた shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, あなた 発言しました we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So あなた weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do あなた want to be with Ino または me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't あなた slut!
Ino- !!...What did あなた just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. あなた gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did あなた get the knife.
Temari- あなた still haven't 発言しました it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- あなた got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did あなた say that? She was in 愛 with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in 愛 with you. Till now. あなた let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do あなた know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later または tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went ホーム and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are あなた doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did あなた キッス Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I 愛 You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- あなた don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to キッス you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were キス for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! あなた could've キッス me even if あなた don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would あなた do such a thing! I 愛 あなた and あなた キッス Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to キッス you...then...WHY DIDN'T あなた PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. あなた just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If あなた were dead. I'll die with you. If あなた were no where to be found. I'll find あなた alll 日 and never give up. If あなた were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing あなた ever 発言しました to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I 愛 you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I 愛 あなた too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let あなた go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing もっと見る then just キス him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach あなた a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't あなた die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She 発言しました in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
____
Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll 愛 it! Ha-ha! It's really long!