The principal singer of nineteenth-century opera was called pre-Madonna.

It is easy to teach anyone to play the maracas. Just grip the neck and shake him in rhythm.

Gregorian chant has no music, just singers 歌う the same lines.

Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.

At one time singers had to use musicians to accompany them. Since synthesizers came along, singers can now play themselves.

All female parts were sung によって castrati. We don't know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.

Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the タコス ベル Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.

音楽 sung によって two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without 音楽 it is called Acapulco.

A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

Contralto is a low sort of 音楽 that only ladies sing.

Diatonic is a low calorie Schweppes.

Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.

A harp is a nude piano.

The main trouble with a French Horn is that it is too 塔の上のラプンツェル up.

An interval in 音楽 is the distance from one ピアノ to the next.

The correct way to find the key to a piece of 音楽 is to use a pitchfork.

Agitato is a state of mind when one's finger slips in the middle of playing a piece.

Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in 音楽 is the part you'd better not try to sing.

I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.

Most authorities agree that 音楽 of antiquity was written long ago.

My お気に入り composer was Opus. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.

Henry Purcell was a well-known composer few people have ever heard of.

Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.

Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of ピアノ concerti.